oops its ellsworth toohey :O

MORE LIKE ELLSWORTH TOOTHACHE HAHA

like anyone reads Ayn Rand, kahl.

Like that makes a difference.

hasn't yet, that's the Ayn Rand promise

kk

Real thugs get down on the floor.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/...ef=mpstoryview

There are a lot of women out there who claim they never knew they were pregnant. There are a lot of other people who say bullshit.

I don't know...in some ways, it can be mistaken for other things, I guess. But other things are so fucking weird they'd have you running to a doctor, so I don't know how women go to term or near-term without at least having a very strong suspicion.

A bunch of truly weird shit happens to your body during a pregnancy. Trust me on that one.

Maybe she was really fat and didn't like going to doctors. Many symptoms of pregnancy could possibly be confused with fatness, drug abuse, alcoholism and stupidity.

See, I used to think that way (fatness) before I had what felt like a watermelon-sized water balloon sloshing around every time I took a step. But the stupidity theory holds.

and alcoholism /drug abuse

some of that shit makes you feel blooaaated

I never had the luxury of doing illicits :(

there's still time :O

you too can feel pregnant with the vessels of a thousand sea horses in your stomach.

That sounds icky

I DIDNT SAY DRUGS WERE PRETTY

AND IF I DID THEN IM SORRY, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEBODY ELSE

It's so dead.

I found the blob from heavyweights: http://www.camppinnacle.com/

Kinda want to stop there now.

From last night's episode of "bridezillas"....

Woman hauls fiance into one of those "Diamond and Gold Discount Center Superstore Warehouse Exchange" places to look at wedding bands. Immediately gravitates to most expensive and gaudy ring in the store, $30,000.

"What, am I not worth $30,000?" She wants to know why the fiance is hesitating.

"Hell, baby, I ain't worth $30,000."

She promptly spun around and ran out to the parking lot, screaming and pouting about how he didn't want her to be happy and declaring she wouldn't go back in until he bought her the ring.

I used to be 100% sure these shows were fake, but I've actually met people not too far off from this and am starting to wonder.

I thought the engagement ring was the fancy one and the wedding band was the plain one? What does someone want a giant diamond solitaire as a wedding band for?

Yeah, the wedding ring is usually just a plain gold band, maybe with a little heart or something on it.

Yeah, look, even Tiffany platinum wedding bands are less than $2000. I don't know what some sort of strip-mall place with a cheesy awning was doing with a $30,000 solitaire.

http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Cate...52&mcat=148204

I actually like this: http://www.instructables.com/id/Five-Cent-Wedding-Band/

that's great as long as you don't have a GODDAMN NICKEL ALLERGY :mad

I just accidentally plucked out a chest hair


Now I only have one left :(

You'd have to be super-careful cutting it to get it to fit right, too.

O'course, when I was married, I was dumb enough to be talked into buying my own engagement ring ($200) and letting it double as my wedding band. Which was just as well because it's not doing a hell of a lot for me right now.

I was all WHAT?