I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

People find many ways to express their inner world. Some write novels; others paint, perform, or debate; still others design elegant solutions to complex mathematical problems. How do you express your inner world, and how does the world around you respond?

Kitsa

Jul 5th, 2009 03:42 PM

The answer is MSpaint, right?

Tadao

Jul 5th, 2009 04:46 PM

http://www.coloribus.com/admirror/sex_in_the_city/

:lol

Kitsa

Jul 5th, 2009 04:50 PM

impressive. I thought Singapore was pretty hardass about that kind of thing.

Tadao

Jul 5th, 2009 05:00 PM

They are, but maybe someones hand was lined with cash.

Colonel Flagg

Jul 5th, 2009 06:05 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=541349

No comment.

Kitsa

Jul 5th, 2009 06:34 PM

The Ichibankan online Japanese dollar store is closing on Tuesday, get your cheap Japanese crap while you can :(

Here's a photo from that concert I went to, where the guitarist looked like the TV Randall Flagg to me:

The problem was, I was taking pictures of him because he looked like Randall Flagg, but he thought I was taking pictures of him because I found him hot. So the entire thing turned very uncomfortable as he made various provocative dance moves in my direction and kept staring at me from the stage :(

EDITED TO ADD: Look at my fellow concert-goers. You can tell this is a Rockin' Good Time!

MetalMilitia

Jul 5th, 2009 06:42 PM

My girlfriend put some shoes on e-bay. A few hours later she got an e-mail from someone requesting a picture of her wearing them with fishnet stockings to "see what they look like". Is there any possibility that this isn't a sex-pervert and more importantly should I put them on and take a pic for him?

Kitsa

Jul 5th, 2009 06:46 PM

I think your plan is a good one. Do you have really hairy legs?

Tadao

Jul 5th, 2009 07:56 PM

http://www.weddingdressguy.com/origi...aylisting.html

MetalMilitia

Jul 5th, 2009 07:57 PM

Hopefully hairy enough to gross-out an internet pervert.

Colonel Flagg

Jul 5th, 2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 636523)

Here's a photo from that concert I went to, where the guitarist looked like the TV Randall Flagg to me:

Yeah, I see it too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 636523)

EDITED TO ADD: Look at my fellow concert-goers. You can tell this is a Rockin' Good Time!

"Edna, that darn gee-tar player is sangin too durned loud! Plus I keent unnerstan a durned thang hes sangin! Didja remember mah Geritol?"

Tadao

Jul 5th, 2009 08:58 PM

I have a hard time watching Blade Runner and not be lulled to sleep by the combination of slow action, silent atmosphere, dark settings and Vangelis's musical score.

Otto	Jul 5th, 2009 09:39 PM

So I ordered this book:
http://distefano.com/htbac.htm

Kitsa

Jul 5th, 2009 11:45 PM

Colonel Flagg: playing for crowds like that must be sheer hell for a band. The crowd was about 60% geriatrics, 39% suburban yuppies with wagonloads of small children, and us.

Also, I think the guy playing keyboard looks like that rival pornstar in Orgazmo.

Tadao: I have the same problem with every incarnation of Jurassic Park. I've never been able to stay awake through it.

Dixie

Jul 6th, 2009 08:06 AM

fuck.

Tadao

Jul 6th, 2009 11:38 AM

shit.

Misdemonar

Jul 6th, 2009 11:44 AM

CUNTS