You missed 4 hours of housewife drinking.

Santa's Slay was badass. God, why didn't I get that for GrisleyGus?

Had an awesome birthday. :)

I even got a Halloween item as one of my presents.

Happy Birthday Dextire!!!!!!!

:)

He ended up spearing someone toward the end of the movie didn't he?

man i could've totally cheated on my final today cause he accidently put the answers on the back :(

but i gave it up! and i know i missed like 2 ;( fick i feel stupid

where do you go to school?

i took a final today that i did not really study for and i handed in a 9 page paper about stuff that i finished like 3 hours before it was due

i need to stop being a stupid idiot

i got a B+ in biology

i could have gotten an A or an A- if I wasn't so lazy :(

dont be so hard on yourselves guys

ALL THAT EFFORT WILL BE FOR A PIECE OF PAPER AND IT'S TOO THICK TO MAKE A GOOD PAPER AIRPLANE OUT OF IT

THAT ADVICE WILL COST YOU 2 BUTTFUCKING DOLLARS

i realized something today, walking from a gas station after getting cigarettes

before i came to this school i was a punk rock dude who didn't smoke weed and was probably libertarian

now i trip on mushrooms, listen to phish and write earnest papers about how capitalism ruins the world

what have i become

i hate myself

If it makes you feel any better, I listen to Phish without the aid of drugs, and that is way worse my friend

I've become the opposite. More and more, I am convinced that the world is going to shit. I have the misfortune to know my peers are the country's future.

But now the future currency of the country is buttfucking. That makes me the monopoly man.

You should put that shit on a t-shirt.

Right in the middle, when he's hitting his stride.



And after the credits, he looks into the camera and says, "who's next?"

Is there perhaps a jackhammer scene?

:lol

Jesus it was dead here today

Is Milhouse the only one with a christmas avatar this year? Are we all humbugging it?

Nope. :xmas3

there

yesterday it dawned on me that i'm trying and trying and trying and failing to land a job that will leave me completely unfulfilled and only serve to make the world a worse place, and i don't know what i can do about it.

and then i took a depressing walk on a shitty paved trail and i'd stop to watch squirrels because that cheers me up a bit and then i'd zone out doing so and somebody would zip by on a bike and scare the squirrels away and i'd be back in suicide-ville.

also i graded some tests for my girlfriend and the highest score in the class was 73. two kids got it. they sit next to each other and are dating. the second highest score was a 66.

how the fuck do you leave multiple choice questions blank? fuck. put a goddamn letter. make it one of those "this could be a lower-case d or it could be a lower-case a" or "this could be a D or it could be a sloppy B or it even might be a sloppy A" deals hoping for the best, you moron. you have a 25% chance to get it right, and you're going to just go with 0? enjoy your 16.