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MK IV Sep 14th, 2003 03:47 AM

Boobs when are they TOO big.
 
I mean really , it does get to a point when not matter how redblooded you are , you just start to think *eww gross*.
Yea sure large boobies can be attractive , but not when there the size of beachballs.

Jixby Phillips Sep 14th, 2003 03:57 AM

yeah but how about when they're too small, then you start to think *wheres the boobs*
Sure really big boobs are bad but small ones are probably worse

Domo Kun Sep 14th, 2003 05:32 AM

A hand full is good.

--Domo

James Sep 14th, 2003 06:14 AM

I think I finally figured out how big is too big:

When you notice them more than a girl's face.



I think I finally figured out how small is too small:

When you're molesting a boy, only to find out he has a vagina.

Spectre X Sep 14th, 2003 07:31 AM

they're too big when they choke you when she's on top.

Blue Sep 14th, 2003 08:11 AM

They are just sacks of fat. I prefer chicks with smaller breasts to massive ones or even worse.... FAKE. They are the worst breasts of all.

CaptainBubba Sep 14th, 2003 09:46 AM

Anything but triangle tits or sock sacs is peachy for me.

James Sep 14th, 2003 11:19 AM

What about when the nipples are facing different ways, like a Chameleon's eyes? :lol

Time to sue your surgeon.

FS Sep 14th, 2003 02:27 PM

im not like other guys who are like all about the big boobs, i mean yea its nice and all but its whats on the inside that counts. i mean big boobs are nice but ya know.

CaptainBubba Sep 14th, 2003 02:36 PM

dude :tear

Cap'n Crunch Sep 14th, 2003 02:39 PM

I like boobs as long as they aren't floppy doggy titties. :(

Perndog Sep 14th, 2003 02:58 PM

You've never seen or touched boobs. Your opinion doesn't count.

Cap'n Crunch Sep 14th, 2003 03:04 PM

Like you have. :rolleyes

Nerd Sep 14th, 2003 03:18 PM

There's this girl who sits next to me in my social studies class that always wears a low-cut dress. This wouldent be bad if her boobs werent so nasty. There are like a pale yellow and theres a blue vien sticking out in the right one. :/

OperationScuzBucket Sep 14th, 2003 04:00 PM

anything more than a handful is a waste of time...I prefer b's

Big McLargehuge Sep 14th, 2003 04:55 PM

OMG ARE YOU A LESBIAN :eek

Skulhedface Sep 14th, 2003 05:41 PM

I HATE FLOPPY SAUSGAE BOOBS >:

O71394658 Sep 14th, 2003 07:06 PM

I have no experience with breasts :tear or bra sizes, but as long as it's proportional to the size of the girl, it's all good.

AChimp Sep 14th, 2003 11:47 PM

I am paranoid when it comes to really big breasts. I'm afraid that the woman might hate me and try to smother me or something. :(

Smaller breasts are better, IMO. Not really small, but decent handfuls. ;)

Supafly345 Sep 14th, 2003 11:54 PM

Breasts are too big when the chiropractor no longer helps the pain.

Breasts are best at a large B cup. Big enough to notice and enjoy, too small to sag. Those babies always point up.
Oh, and skinny girls can get them naturally too. Not fond of large tits if they are connected to a manatee.

executioneer Sep 15th, 2003 12:30 AM

I HATE BOOBS >:

-willie

punkgrrrlie10 Sep 15th, 2003 01:04 AM

From the guy opinions I've collected, it seems perkiness is a factor. Enough that she needs a bra, but not so much that if she doesn't have one, they fall to her waistline. I see perky C's as ideal.

Skulhedface Sep 15th, 2003 02:18 AM

You more or less nailed it.

Nothing hurts worse than a girl with perky boobies, but watching them fall towards the Earth when you remove her bra. :(

Dole Sep 15th, 2003 08:29 AM



"im not like other guys who are like all about the big boobs, i mean yea its nice and all but its whats on the inside that counts. i mean big boobs are nice but ya know"

Nerd Sep 15th, 2003 09:48 AM

dude :tear


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