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Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:40 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 671259)
Hi Pub. :)

Hullo Colonel. :)

Submitted to the Hickman challenge, yet? ;)

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 670743)
you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially

I'm going to hire Willie as the official photographer of my wedding.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 671262)
Maybe I'll even make creepy halfhearted attempts to e-hit on you, just like you like everyone to do.

But sir, that is what the internet is for! :orgasm

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 671262)
Dolphintits.

In my experience this is a name that ladies would favour. You are a true ladies man, my friend.

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 01:09 AM

I like that he's genuinely offended :lol

poor guy :(

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 01:53 AM


DevilWearsPrada Feb 5th, 2010 02:13 AM

Offended? Hardly. I was just calling her out on how irritating she really is

^That owns pretty hard tbh

DevilWearsPrada Feb 5th, 2010 02:15 AM

Not sure why I look like one of those hammer guys from kirby or why he's holding a floppy disk though :(

Supafly345 Feb 5th, 2010 07:21 AM

Holy fuck you are omg

executioneer Feb 5th, 2010 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 671266)
I'm going to hire Willie as the official photographer of my wedding.

i also do prom photography ;)

kahljorn Feb 5th, 2010 08:42 AM

I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

Zhukov Feb 5th, 2010 09:32 AM

I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2010 09:35 AM

Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 09:41 AM

Unless the girl is just a friend, then it is a fucking anti climax

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2010 10:11 AM

If the girl is a friend, then it is an anti-climax.

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 10:13 AM

Holy double-entendre, Batman. :(

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671168)
in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS POST WAAAAAY, WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH IN THIS THREAD. I DEMAND THAT THIS THREAD BE LOCKED OR AT LEAST DELETED. ALSO, WHOEVER STARTED THIS THREAD SHOULD RECEIVE AN INFRACTION, FOR WORTHLESS OR EXCESSIVE TOPICS/REPLIES.

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 10:43 AM

But where will I talk about nothing then?

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 10:57 AM

IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

Zhukov Feb 5th, 2010 11:09 AM

Yes, but the best thing to do to combat that is to start a different thread about something interesting or funny worth discussing. But you're pretty devoid of either qualities, so I don't know.

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671316)
IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 11:11 AM

NO, THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 11:12 AM

Yelling at it will help.

You should do that more.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 5th, 2010 11:16 AM

It should be the "Hey, I'm at work right now thread."

Zhukov Feb 5th, 2010 11:32 AM

'Hey I'm in another Hemisphere and asleep.'

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671316)
IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

Womti. I do not ever consider you when I'm deciding on my actions. If I did, you would spent a lot more time in pain and tears, you hollow man.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 670743)
you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671283)
i also do prom photography ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 671284)
I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

Snuff porn is already a thing, right? :sleep

Willie, I'm kinda interested in getting some I-Mockery forum members snapped. What are your rates?

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 671294)
Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

With your fingers or set of small hooks? What did she do to get it all the way up there anyway? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 671292)
I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

Do you have the required attention deficit disorder for this thread? Ride the wave, don't fight against it.

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 12:46 PM

why the hell do i specifically remember the name womti but not the poster

Furthermore, why the hell did he even TRY to read all of that, sane people skim past if its more than two pages



YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBAT WAS LIKE

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 12:51 PM

I read every post in this thread. It is a lot easier if you have Pub Lover on ignore. ;)

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 12:53 PM

Century-Old Scotch Found In Antarctic


WOHOAAAUHUUUhngijusr creamed myself

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 12:53 PM

Waidaminute, New Zealand?




PUB, I'M MEETING UP WITH YOU
WE'RE STEALING THAT SHIT

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671345)

KIWIS FTW!!!

@Pub - The challenge is still unmet. :(

MarioRPG Feb 5th, 2010 02:36 PM

I always pack scotch on my Antartic trips.

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 02:47 PM

Don't leave home without it. :party

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 671322)
I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

IT BOTHERS ME THAT I HAVE TO LOG IN AND SEE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED 4, SOME TIMES EVEN 6 OR 8 MORE PAGES OF CRAP TO THIS THING YOU CALL A CHATROOM. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN READ ALL OF IT?? ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671358)
ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

:lol

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 03:06 PM

ya know Pentegarn, it must feel pretty good to have a nice, smooth nutsack over your chin. >:

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 03:07 PM

If you think ball sacks on your chin is nice, who am I to judge?

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 5th, 2010 03:29 PM

OH SNAP

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 03:38 PM

Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 03:39 PM

Nice that you manage to get bitchslapped by Pentegarn, though. Way to be, champ!

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2010 03:49 PM

Gris, you like Warhammer?

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671383)
Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard


nah, I actually bitchslapped him first, and he know's it.

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 05:26 PM

WOW THIS REPARTÉE IS FUNNY AND WITTY AT THE SAME TIME! I THINK I'LL READ THE LAST 20 PAGES TO CATCH UP!

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 06:46 PM

I'm worried about The Wolfman :(

looks badass with awesome actors but there's been so much goddamn conflict surrounding it (And Anthony Hopkins showed up in Beowulf and Surviving Picasso, so he isn't a quality guarantee). When are the advanced screenings, for God's sake?


And now Alex Proyas is directing one of the upcoming Dracula movies :\ I have no idea what to think of that one, it'll either be awesome like Dark City or a pile of overrated crap like The Crow

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 5th, 2010 06:55 PM

I watched Dark City a few months ago and wanted to play Nightmare Creatures immediately afterword.

elx Feb 5th, 2010 11:28 PM

so ima steal the basket of lollypops at our bank just so i can go around telling everyone i robbed one, wish me luck!

The Leader Feb 5th, 2010 11:33 PM

Don't get shot. Several times.

elx Feb 5th, 2010 11:34 PM

what adventures are you going to have this week?

The Leader Feb 5th, 2010 11:42 PM

I'm gonna write some papers. :(

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2010 12:35 AM

I'm going to try and fix the thing I broke that led me to posting here again. :x

Zhukov Feb 6th, 2010 01:24 AM

I'm going to avoid a creepy Canadian that thinks I am his friend and calls me every day.



Good luck robbing that bank.

Womti Feb 6th, 2010 10:09 AM

for their loli's. :lol

Fathom Zero Feb 6th, 2010 10:19 AM

Man, watching a crazy man shove his own fist up his ass made my morning.

Womti Feb 6th, 2010 10:20 AM

hey, does anyone find my new avatar........... appealing

Zhukov Feb 6th, 2010 11:25 AM

No. Shut up and go away.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 6th, 2010 11:52 AM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 6th, 2010 12:09 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12587

Spammer/hilarious idea/ or the truth?

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2010 12:11 PM


Fathom Zero Feb 6th, 2010 12:19 PM

:lol

So didja do it or what? That's a lot of action for you.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2010 01:44 PM

We're snowed in, the neighbors are (of course) availing themselves of our yard since they've already crapped all their own snow up, and all three of us (including the baby) are sick with some sort of respiratory infection. It's been a grand weekend so far.

Tadao Feb 6th, 2010 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 671247)
I just got a psychic message from Tadao that you're talking about vagina-hair. Man that guy is crude. :sleep

Nope, it was just tucking it in the mirror.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 6th, 2010 02:12 PM

Game time tonight Kitsa.

Womti Feb 6th, 2010 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 671454)
No. Shut up and go away.

oh Zhukov.... you know you love it.

bigtimecow Feb 6th, 2010 04:59 PM

bored as hell in the studio. should be working but mehhhhhh

seeing my dad's band tonight, then playing a reunion/final show (after a 2 year hiatus lol) with my band tomorrow night. drunk

RaNkeri Feb 6th, 2010 05:11 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2010 06:12 PM

I think somebody got shot a few doors down a while ago. There was this fireworksish sound (which i didn't think was gun shots because it sounded like fireworks) Basically there was like four little fire works explosions and then a bunch of people going WOOOOOoooooOOOOOooo WHISSSTLLLE WHISSSTLLLEEEE and then a couple seconds later three more fireworkshish sounds and then everybody stopped talking.
Also there's always some assholes hanging out downstairs talking up storms cuz they're cool and i heard them go, "DID YOU HEAR tHAT" erRRHHHHHH as their car screeched off.
then a few doors down (where the "shots" came from) we saw them carrying two people out of a house and like 10 people running off down the street and like three or four cars driving off all fast. Also they put the two people in some cars and left;O

RaNkeri Feb 6th, 2010 06:30 PM

cool power boat scene, brah

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2010 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 671470)
Game time tonight Kitsa.

going better for me than you looks like

bigtimecow Feb 6th, 2010 10:19 PM

i'm headed downtown to hopefully get really drunk because i'm depressted for no reason :( :( :( :( :(

bigtimecow Feb 7th, 2010 01:41 AM

back :(

Dixie Feb 7th, 2010 01:51 AM

i think i'm dying ughhh

bigtimecow Feb 7th, 2010 01:54 AM

what's hurtin' dix

WhiteRat Feb 7th, 2010 02:42 AM

I'm hard pressed to find anything that can top a night of Bud Ice and ESPN's Cheap Seats.

Dixie Feb 7th, 2010 03:21 AM

well my horrible infection is looking better but my antibiotics make my skin feel like it's on fire and i'm horribly swollen. i can barely open my eyes. i haven't been able to eat in days (i'm attempting chicken noodle soup right now), nothing has any flavor and after a bite or 2 i just don't feel like trying to finish anything. also the antibiotics i'm on causes horrible body aches so i'm extremely tender and sore, not to mention my lymph nodes all over are painfully swollen. i'm just not doing too well
:(

Babs Feb 7th, 2010 03:28 AM

Seems like everyone is just doing absolutely horrible this time of the year.

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2010 06:53 AM

I'm feeling pretty good, Chief. I don't have much, but it means I don't have much to lose.

Wiffles Feb 7th, 2010 07:08 AM

You only have your sanity to lose, but who knows ^.^;

bigtimecow Feb 7th, 2010 11:39 AM

i know i bitch and complain all the time, but in reality i should be fine. all my "institutions" are in order, im in my final semester of school working on a project that i designed and feel that its the best work ive done my entire degree, ive started seeing this girl i started to dig last semester, i make a decent amount of money, see my friends regularly, etc etc.

im just never satisfied :(

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2010 11:52 AM

You think it's the human condition bullshit or are you legitimately unsatisfied? If you are, maybe you should explore new things.

I sound like an asshole.

bigtimecow Feb 7th, 2010 12:06 PM

i guess a bit of both. i get super anxious about stuff. there's a lot of work ahead of me in school and its scary, this happens every semester though. also, the girl im "with" is holding back a lot and its a tad frustrating, but im so into her and don't have any other girl interests so im pursuing her.

im a walking contradiction

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:14 PM


NEVA 4GET :D

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:18 PM

It wasn't funny four years ago and it isn't funny now.

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:19 PM

it's not the same thing dumbass.

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:20 PM

What, the chargin' mah lazer joke? Yeah, it is. Though I suppose I shouldn't expect much from you.

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:21 PM

Here's an idea, why don't you post something funny for once?

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671565)

NEVA 4GET :D

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:27 PM

:rolleyes

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:30 PM


:rolleyes

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:34 PM

OH MY GOODNESS AREN'T YOU RANDOM AND SO IN YOUR FACE

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:36 PM

ASK THE AVATAR, PAL

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:38 PM

That's just sad. I'm sure that you could come up with something even more wacky.

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:42 PM

I'm afraid you're going to have to make an appointment if you'd like to talk to her, sorry
just put a word in with her secretary, I'm sure they can come up with something.

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:50 PM

What, you're still on about your little cartoon girl? Come on, post another outrageous image that someone else made years ago.

Womti Feb 7th, 2010 02:53 PM

:domosleep
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
eh, you go look yourself. I'm too lazy.

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 02:55 PM

Is that why you haven't slashed your wrists yet?

Babs Feb 7th, 2010 03:24 PM

I hope everyone's doing better today. LOVE YOU ALL PIMP NASTY.


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