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Kitsa Nov 14th, 2008 06:53 PM

The waiter at the bar today didn't know that Coke with grenadine and Cherry Coke aren't the same thing :(

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 07:00 PM

DEAR GURGLYGOOSE, I JUST SENT YOU MY ENTRIES INTO YOUR CONTEST SO LOOK AT THEM NOW >:

liquidstatik Nov 14th, 2008 07:02 PM

FUCK YOU SAM >:

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 07:05 PM

>:

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 07:28 PM

I HAVE SEEN THEM AND AM PLEASED

JUDGMENT FROM THE GOLDEN GOD GUS WILL BE WITHHELD UNTIL RAGNAGUS, WHEN THE SERPENT JORMANDGUS IS SLAIN AND THE CONTEST DECLARED OVER

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 07:37 PM

SO WHAT IS THAT? LIKE MONDAY? :(

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 07:58 PM

I'M PRETTY SURE HE SAID WEDNESDAY

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 08:00 PM

I'M PRETTY SURE SHUT THE FUCK UP ASILA >:

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 08:00 PM

HEY

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 08:01 PM

I HEARD THAT

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 08:09 PM

STUFF IT, YOU JAMMY TWAT. >:

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2008 08:09 PM

Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 08:10 PM

>:

BITE ME SAM

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594141)
Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

That goes double for you

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 08:14 PM

KISSES!

DevilWearsPrada Nov 14th, 2008 09:09 PM

OMG A GIRL KISSED ME ON THE INTERNET OMG WE MUST BE MARRIED

Supafly345 Nov 14th, 2008 09:47 PM

ןoן dn s,ʇɐɥʍ sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

Kitsa Nov 14th, 2008 10:33 PM

my dog just somehow unzipped her "escape proof" travel crate from the inside and went on a rampage through my parents' house.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2008 10:47 PM

Poodle Macgyver. :eek

BLEU Nov 14th, 2008 11:35 PM

I just took my lesbian roommate's dog for a walk and she took a crap on the POLICE OFFICER'S lawn. I didn't think to bring any bags or whatever to pick up potential dookies, so I just left it steaming by his mailbox. The problem is... as I hurried on, looking back at his house, I am pretty sure I saw him sitting there on his porch in the dark.

I'm scared, guys.

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sjmck (Post 594161)
Now I am sad that my picture was not more creative.

But my picture was first! You can't take that away from me.

He's new so he won't look here but hey I USED TO LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE DOES IT STILL SUCK?

Kitsa Nov 15th, 2008 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594162)
Poodle Macgyver. :eek

Yeah :hypno She's scary-smart but it only seems to kick in when she's doing her own thing. When it comes time to obey some commands, she conveniently turns stupid.

Even so, all is well except for the shrill fucking bark whenever she's bored and wants attention, or when she sees one of the cats and thinks it's talking shit to her.

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 02:09 AM

Ok I had a good time but Jim's been puking for the past hour.
Goddammit.
I'm not buying him drinks anymore.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:19 AM

:lol

:(

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 02:20 AM

I need sex.
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL have sex one way or another, preferably without vomit being involved.


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