Miami Vice, fuck yeah

A TURKEY IN THE TENTH FRAME, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Bowled a 117 last night. Please, keep your seats during your applause

How would you like a MONTH-LONG BAN for each instance you've posted this? (HINT: IT WOULD BE A 13-MONTH BAN)

:rock

My dad just gave me a lesson on Japan before, during, and after ww2 and why things are like they are with his generation of Asians. Fucking wow.

I'm sincerely beginning to wonder if the asshat rednecks on either side of us are actively trying to run us out. I mean, we've had arrows fired into our yard, car repair done on the fucking front lawn, and the guy on one side deliberately tries to goad my dog into going nuts by setting his two little yappers after her. Then he stands there and watches like it's an entertaining TV show.

This morning he climbed the freeway wall and hung a damn flag on a metal pole on top of the wall. There's nothing really keeping it from flying off. Someone on the freeway's going to get killed.

This place would be great if it weren't for the damned idiot rednecks.

Well, if they haven't invited you along for a cross burning, that's an indicator too...

considering that I didn't think to hide the manischewitz boxes and kedem bottles in the recycle bin after passover, I think we'd probably have a front row seat to any cross burning they decided to throw :/

Kitty Kat, we have all told you to move the fuck out of hicksville. Your right to bitch is now revoked. :tear

Mom just measured. 17 inches of full luscious black Japanese hair is going out to cancer baldies soon.

Good for you. :)

I wish I could hug a cancer ridden kid as they get my awesome hair placed on their little shiny dome.

stupid dying kids

Thanks for the well-wishes. :)

After getting some much needed z's I'm feeling pretty good. Actually I never really felt BAD either, except for the whole not-being-able-to-breathe thing.

@kit & 10K - The Doc called it uvulitis and pharyngitis, which is to say he saw swelling in both areas of the throat. Not a strep infection, but to be on the safe side they put me on Amox, then for the swelling Prednisone.

@babs - It took about 12 hours, but eventually the swelling went down to where it felt almost normal.

Now I need to rest my voice so I can talk normally again. Everyone around me will be very pleased - I have been accused of not being very subtle in the volume department. :\

cant move, too many extenuating circumstances. What I want is for THEM to move back to whatever oilpan-dumping, teeth-optional hellhole they came from >:

What's stopping you?

Unfortunately, "I was here first" doesn't work, :(

Here's a thought. Start a blog called "the worlds worst neighbors" and post pictures and videos of them doing really stupid crap. If it gets real popular, it could provide a separate source of income for you. The bonus - if they are as redneck as you say, they're unlikely to ever realize it exists, so they'll keep giving you new material.

yes, but if they did find out, I'd get sued the next time they needed beer money.

My hairs in the mail and I look like a nazi. :O

an azn nazi, that's something I'd like to see

Miso Soup Nazi

I look like a grey. :(

BFFT WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol

Best Friend for Today?

:(