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Fathom Zero Jan 12th, 2011 09:39 PM

Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

LordSappington Jan 12th, 2011 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 710478)
I don't remember this being covered on "Oz":

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,775068.story

I've never had one. Are they good?


They're nothing special, but they're pretty good. I'd recommend them sometimes, maybe.

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 10:57 PM


Tadao Jan 12th, 2011 11:09 PM

Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.


Fathom Zero Jan 12th, 2011 11:55 PM

I feel better.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 12:04 AM

I apologize if my language is a little salty.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 12:12 AM

But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(

Chojin Jan 13th, 2011 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710494)
But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(


MattJack Jan 13th, 2011 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710482)
Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

Years are much worse mi amigo.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 02:39 AM

That happened to me a few days ago - old girlfriend emailed me after she stopped talking to me. I think it's been four or five years.

I told her it's been over and done. That doesn't bother me as much as the friend stuff.

And I know that, in my heart, I can always count on Duke.

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 02:53 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

Shrubfest Jan 13th, 2011 03:20 PM

I despise travel. I'm nearly in tears from trying to book train tickets.

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 03:36 PM

Esuohlim, I caught Shrub listening to They Might Be Giants. You really missed the boat there. She might not have hated you. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 03:37 PM

I'm kidding. No woman will ever love you, Tom. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 710558)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

I use an RSS Reader to keep me from obsessively staying up every night & skipping work to remain up to date on all the sites I like. If you're an adult with the ability to decide what things are worthy of your time in a responsible & healthy manner then I envy you very much. :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 03:54 PM

I just skim. If i miss it, fuck it. Cocks in the sea or something like that. :\

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:00 PM

I imagine you have never sat & pulled every hair of your beard out individually & then had to have your hands tied down when you started on your scalp. :lol :crazy :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:02 PM

Oh, I see. I meant shocked not crazy. :shocked

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:07 PM

No. Havent done that. :\

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:11 PM

Have you posted the same phrase into this thread over and over for hours at a time? :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:11 PM


Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:11 PM

Minutes maybe. Hours no. Im small time.

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:14 PM

I have a lot of trouble breaking out of repetitive actions. I had no desire to shave/cut my hair the times I have fallen into mild Trichotillomania. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:16 PM

So, yes. This is why I use RSS. Insanity. :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:17 PM

How did you know you had it then?


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