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ThrashO Oct 1st, 2011 03:15 PM

REPUTATION UPDATE (CONGRATS CHROJON)

Emu Oct 1st, 2011 03:24 PM

:lol

Sam Oct 1st, 2011 03:25 PM

GIVE HIM LOTS OF PICKLES THRASHO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HE'LL TAKE IT AWAY FROM EVERYONE.

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2011 03:34 PM

That could've been, too. I was distracted when I read it.

HickMan Oct 1st, 2011 04:02 PM

Hey guys how's it goin? I'll be leaving tomorrow evening for what will be the better part of two months. I'll post on here if I ever get the chance, who knows. But I <3 you all.

Emu Oct 1st, 2011 04:04 PM

Be safe :<

HickMan Oct 1st, 2011 04:08 PM

I just found this on stumbleupon:



P.S.

Thx Emu! If I get dead the few friends I have on facebook that are on here will find out!

Chojin Oct 1st, 2011 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PM from Pram Maven
Hi Mods,

I figured out your spam problem in terms of why it is happening and how you can stop it cold. You might not want to post this in public in case I'm right and you have to admit that I'm not stupid to everyone you've convinced.

First, why it is happening: when you linked to my thread in your sigs, the resulting link juice was building up and interpreted as spam by... you guessed it, SPAMMERS!

They saw all those thousands of yummy backlinks from I-mockery to Google to mean that the I-mockery/forum was A) very popular, B) very trusted by Google, and C) very vulnerable to being spammed. In essence, they saw SERIOUS LINK JUICE to exploit, and when they discovered those links were influencing the Google SERPS, they started posting.

To fix this, all you need to do is:

1. Place a "no follow" attribute in the source code of the front page of the forum; and

2. Make threads and posts invisible to anyone not logged in. You could technically make the thread titles still visible, but spammers could still use the keywords to target I-mockery or its affiliate sites and outgoing links. As long as the "no follow" tag is on the forum but not on the site itself, it will still be easy for people to find both the site and the forum on Google.

In the meantime, disabling post SIGNATURES to posters not logged in will stop *most* of the spam. Those other two things will stop it all the way. This is what I discovered we could do on another forum I was on and it really worked.

I realize this will interfere with your ability to Google bomb me from I-mockery, but you can't have it both ways. Either torment me through your sigs, or put up with SPAM. Whether you realized it or not, Tadao's idea to massively link to my thread is what caused the spammers to target this forum in the first place (call it Google Karma), so you can blame him for the current spam problem.

To reiterate, spammers must have first seen that the signatures were hiding something, and then they saw the backlinks underneath. Their spiders might even have "hitched a ride" on them, discovered that Google indexed the links in its results and said "Wow, I-mockery is a gold mine! Get your picks".

I did not encourage this situation, it just sort of happened concurrently with my exit. Consider it "The Pram Maven Curse". Anyway, all of the above info should keep your spammers at bay.

Good luck,

Don Carlson
PROBLEM SOLVER

PS: Hit me up on Yahoo sometime when you get this working. I like to fix things and solve puzzles. It would be great if, in the process of leaving, I actually made a positive contribution to the forum you hate me on. ;)

all we have to do to solve our spam problem is delete the things pram maven doesn't like. it's so simple and logical when you think about it. consider this post my official apology.

ThrashO Oct 1st, 2011 04:21 PM

CONSIDER IT "THE PRAM MAVEN CURSE" BECAUSE OUR FORUM WILL FOREVER BE RAPED BY SPAM BOTS.

YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME THE CHAMELEON.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2011 04:22 PM

Oh man :lol I wish Pram would go hang out with that crazy guy Rez brought up.

Emu Oct 1st, 2011 04:30 PM

call it Google Karma

Emu Oct 1st, 2011 04:33 PM

link juice

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2011 05:12 PM

Hickman- next time you're stranded at Bagram let me know. I gots the hookup, sometimes.

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2011 05:15 PM

Also, there used to be some sort of thread for this but my brain's so burned out from last week that I can't remember where it was. So here's this

link to clearance monster paint-your-own-bobblehead set.

kahljorn Oct 1st, 2011 05:42 PM

i bet pram maven posted a link to this website on like a spam bot index or something

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2011 05:53 PM

or he interfaced with the spambot system like the end of the matrix.

Shyandquietguy Oct 1st, 2011 06:17 PM

Aw man, Hickman. I am cutting a pizza in your honor. Quarters or eighths?

HickMan Oct 1st, 2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745055)
Hickman- next time you're stranded at Bagram let me know. I gots the hookup, sometimes.

I'll keep that in mind. I stay on BAF most of the time on one of the SOTF compounds. I don't normally leave unless it's absolutely necessary. The rest of Bagram is horribly gay. "Hey where's my salute?" "We're in a goddamn WARZONE". I never understood it.

And Shyandquietguy...what kind of pizza?

Shyandquietguy Oct 1st, 2011 07:05 PM

Digerno four meat ultimate pizza.

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2011 08:09 PM

turkey potpies, cheap white wine and some oldschool Dr. Who, here. Shaping up to be a mighty classy evening.

k0k0 Oct 1st, 2011 08:28 PM

I'll be back when I stop hallucinating.

Love,
k0k0

PS. What the pickle?

ThrashO Oct 1st, 2011 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 745059)
or he interfaced with the spambot system like the end of the matrix.

HUMAN YOU PLEASURE ME WITH YOUR ASSORTMENT OF ALPHABET CHARACTERS. I WISH TO PRESENT YOU WITH A PIXELIZED CARTOON DRAWING OF CUCUMIS SATIVUS INFUSED WITH FERMENTED ETHANOL TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS OF JOY.

THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE. ACCEPT THIS -> :)

Zhukov Oct 2nd, 2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745055)
Hickman- next time you're stranded at Bagram let me know. I gots the hookup, sometimes.

That really sounds like you are offering sex there, Kitsa.

HickMan Oct 2nd, 2011 09:04 AM

I's takes what I's can gets

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2011 10:14 AM

Wasn't offering sex, just so we're clear on that. I was offering a contact who flies out of there all the time.


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