Kinda skipping to the end there, aintcha.

surely at this part of the page we should be more at the stage of the:

IM GONNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF WITH MY TEETH & LICK OUT YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS! :eek

I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES WITH MY TEETH AND BLOW IN YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS!

JUST FOR COPYING ME AND SPOILING MY MOOD IM GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE WITH MY ERECT PENIS THAT YOULL LOSE SEVERAL TEETH, THEN ILL FUCK YOUR BLEEDING GUMS!

NOW TRY AND RIPP MY CLOTHES OFF, BITCH!

I'm going to find you, sneak up on you, unzip my pants quietly next to your head, then give you a great, big penis slap across the face so hard that you'll be able to see the veins from my penis on your face.

Thank you Brian, that's very sweet. :)

One time i was walking down the sidewalk and a car drove through a puddle right next to me and soaked me with dirty water :(

GOOD! >:

That's what you get for running away from home because you didn't want to bathe regularly.

Just like a bull dyke. :rolleyes

You're the reason why a lot of people died in New Orleans. >:

You know, because the dykes failed to do thier job holding the water.

Oh I'm sorry, were you posting here? ;(

Don't worry it wasn't really funny anyway. >(

Seriously, does this thread say 'Gays and Lesbians'? I do not think it does. >:

Don't worry little one, we're not the humour makers, just the cock smokers. :orgasm

you're everything that's why i cling to you

when i emerged my thoughts converged to you

to you

the world is so small compared to you

and everybody's ??? compared to you

to you

Guys i'm getting my ass kicked. :rolleyes

I guess this will be the last you see of me. :lol

i begin to see through your eyes

all the world's mysteries are no surprise

and now you listen

cause i'm omniscient

hey look at

me lady

i'm just a little BAYBEH

you're lucky

to have me

i'm cute and sweet as candy

it's charming

to people

i'm innocent and disabled

so hug me

and kiss me

then wipe my butt and piss me

There was this surfer dude on the train today and he was dancing down the aisle in his flip flops to some music he was playing and this other lady was walking down the aisle asking where people were from. My favorite exchange:

Ignorant Bitch: Haaaaaayyy where y'all froooooom
Quiet girl: I'm from...Argentina
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhh wha' state is that near
Quiet girl: It's not a state...it's a country...
Ignorant Bitch: I know that but what state is it near
Quiet girl: It's not near a state, it's in South America
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhhhh are there a lot of Hispanics there?

That's when I mutter "Oh Jesus..." and turn my head and try to stifle my laugher, only to notice the dancing surfer's ass is coming way too close to this old lady's face, and that's when she squeezes his ass and keeps reading as if nothing happened. I'm pretty much in tears by this time so I just press my face against the window only to find that I'm getting some weird stares from the people looking at me from outside :/

THOSE DAMN BASTARDS I HOPE THAT THEY GET RAPED BY DEMONS AND PISSED ON BY SOMEBODY WHO LIKES TO EAT GARLIC

I want experinces as cool as that one :(.

How would people outside have time to stare at you if you were on a train?

EDIT: Click for the best clip ever!

Guitar woman blew it

Would a virgin get in trouble if they went to that site? :(

You be the the judge >: