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Tadao Dec 14th, 2013 04:44 PM

Oh Canada :lol

Tadao Dec 15th, 2013 12:11 PM

Kings @ Chicago tonight, I hope this ends unsportsman like.

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2013 10:15 AM

Jets @ Jackets tonight.

Might give you cause for hope that we always seem to lose on Third Jersey nights :(

I was doing cleaning crap yesterday when my kid suddenly shouted, "Make sure to clear the net!" I have no idea why she said it.

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2013 09:46 PM

That goal should have been allowed, but oh well. Good game.

AChimp Dec 16th, 2013 11:59 PM


It was a close one. :(

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2013 08:07 AM

Told you, Third Jersey nights never go well for us.

Kitsa Dec 17th, 2013 04:04 PM

Dammit, my two favorite players are now out- Bob for groin and Boll for ankle. I might as well just call it a season :(

AChimp Dec 17th, 2013 09:50 PM

Pure complete shit collapse vs Buffalo. >:

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2013 06:54 AM

Well, at least you didn't lose to the jackets :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 24th, 2013 02:10 PM

Oh fucking shit. Right in the butthole. Goal of the year!


Tadao Dec 24th, 2013 05:38 PM

Holy fuck balls, that is the goal of the century.

AChimp Dec 25th, 2013 09:56 AM

Fucking Jets losing to Buffalo AND Edmonton basically means we're actually the worst team in the league. >:

Tadao Dec 29th, 2013 07:23 PM

I hate it when the Kings pull this shit, they can never hold a lead for long and always have to fight hard to get back in the game.

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2013 07:32 PM

We're playing the pens tonight. Apparently Dubinsky had a fight with another Jacket during practice.

Tied up with a minute or so to go in the 2nd.

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2013 08:40 PM


Kitsa Dec 31st, 2013 02:00 PM

Standings as of right now. We were doing ok in our division for a while.

We had a weird incident the other day. Dancing Kevin, who is sort of an unofficial mascot, got hassled for doing his Dancing Kevin thing at the Pens game. His whole deal is taking off his shirt and dancing. There's a sandwich named for him, for God's sake. He takes his shirt off and dances. So I guess a guard told him not to and it turned into a big twitter thing. Crazy.


Kitsa Jan 1st, 2014 10:25 AM

Lost to the Avalanche, but it was close until the end of the 3rd.

AChimp Jan 1st, 2014 11:59 AM

Over-zealous Seat Nazis should just fuck off.

The one we had in my section at MTS Centre in the first year used to go around and yell at people to not take pictures, since the official policy for CONCERTS is no taking pictures or recordings. The team owners ended that pretty quick when it turned into a media shitstorm.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2014 02:30 PM

I remember during the Bruins game I went to, I wondered where the hell the seat nazis were when there were all these stupid drunk bruins fans acting like asshats.

Watching the winter classic right now. Wish the Leafs didn't suck so much this year or last.

Kitsa Jan 2nd, 2014 11:55 PM

Nice first game tonight for Horton, nice shutout for McElhinney before Bob gets back.

I hate watching games in Phoenix. Their broadcasts are sort of bland and dull...no personality.

Kitsa Jan 4th, 2014 10:23 PM

Well, the Jackets certainly have a great big mouthful of St. Louis cock tonight :(

Tadao Jan 5th, 2014 01:05 AM


Kitsa Jan 5th, 2014 11:49 AM

Isn't Quick in the Olympic roster?

I think whatshisface knee injury from Detroit is too.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2014 12:49 PM

Yeah, Quick and Brown. I'm surprised they are still going with Quick since he just got back from a 2nd degree groin injury.

Kitsa Jan 5th, 2014 02:25 PM

Groin injuries have really been plaguing goalies this season. We're just now getting Bob back. McElhinney and McKenna were doing well for a while but last night against the Blues we just tanked and allowed shit left and right. He acted like he got too easily distracted. Ken Hitchcock was so happy he almost cracked a smile.

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2014 07:12 PM

On one hand, I want to win because we're still on a Bobrovksky high (although McElhinney is in goal tonight), but on the other I don't want us to hand AChimp his fifth loss vs. Eastern Conf in a row :(

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2014 07:20 PM

Jets goal horn be all


Your arena is loud as fuck

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2014 10:29 PM

gg, I really thought they were going to come back strong in the 3rd

AChimp Jan 12th, 2014 09:24 AM

Jets are terrible. :(

That is all. :(

Kitsa Jan 12th, 2014 09:34 AM

Jackets, especially during away games, are almost always slow/terrible in the 1st, and probably would have been especially so had your first goal not been waved off. I think our first four goals were all in the first 14 mins of the 2nd?

AChimp Jan 12th, 2014 10:54 AM


Yeah, total collapse in the second period just killed any life they had. The coach lost the room long ago, they were just limping along.

AChimp Jan 12th, 2014 11:09 AM


Kitsa Jan 12th, 2014 11:26 AM

1) Judging from his comments going in, he sort of knew this was coming.

2) My friend's daughter used to babysit his kids. She said he's a nice guy.

AChimp Jan 12th, 2014 12:04 PM

Yeah, Noel knew what was up. They already announced Paul Maurice is his replacement.

He's definitely a nice guy in all his interviews and off the ice stuff. His "system" kinda sucks, though... dump and chase all game long. Teams are just waiting for it; no variation and constantly rewarding mediocre play. I have no idea why James Wright is still in the NHL. He is LITERALLY the worst player in the league in every stat, yet there he is playing every game while better players are healthy scratches. We joked that he must be Noel's fluffer.

Kitsa Jan 12th, 2014 12:45 PM

Don't feel bad, we were assraped by Ken Hitchcock quite recently.

We're just starting to get things back together after seemingly half our roster was out on IR.

AChimp Jan 14th, 2014 12:17 AM

Yay we won! Jets #1! New coach rules!

Kitsa Jan 14th, 2014 06:51 AM


We beat the Lightning last night, when they were fully expecting to win. In the last 3 mins of regulation I was like NOOOOOO, but then we got a nice little power play goal :D

Tadao Jan 14th, 2014 11:47 AM

Tadao Jan 14th, 2014 04:01 PM

Way to go Regehr, you're the best enforcer we ever had. :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 14th, 2014 06:08 PM

Does anyone else have KISS as an opener for your winter classic?

Unfortunately we do :(

AChimp Jan 14th, 2014 08:04 PM

I still don't understand why they're having an outdoor game in California.

Tadao Jan 14th, 2014 08:10 PM

Neither do we but hey! 500 dollars to sit further away! Count me in!

Tadao Jan 14th, 2014 08:11 PM

Not really, I googled how to sneak into dodger stadium and found nothing. :(

Kitsa Jan 15th, 2014 08:34 AM

I had a shitty day and just buried my cat, so here's this.

Kitsa Jan 15th, 2014 10:36 AM

Kiss should have played Detroit Suck City before the Winter Classic

Never have I been so happy for a Leafs victory

Tadao Jan 15th, 2014 11:14 AM

KISS shouldn't play at all

AChimp Jan 15th, 2014 06:51 PM

Winnipeg gets an outdoor game in 2016. It'll probably be -40 out. :(

Kitsa Jan 15th, 2014 06:59 PM

Sounds about right. It was 17 at the Winter Classic and the goalies' water bottles kept freezing.

Tadao Jan 15th, 2014 07:49 PM

It's 87 today and Dodger Stadium is known for having no shade at the top off a hill. But the teams are from LA and OC so they are ready for it. Actually I bet the heat is gonna kill them because they'll be in full gear. :lol

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2014 09:43 PM

Great game vs. Capitols tonight. Bobrovsky vs Ovechkin was pretty fucking amazing. I'm sure my phone is going to autocorrect at least one of those names.

AChimp Jan 18th, 2014 10:03 AM

Kitsa Jan 18th, 2014 11:37 AM

I make no apologies for our vezina-winning babyfaced badass.

He also has a hotter wife than any man could ever hope to have. Look it up.

Kitsa Jan 18th, 2014 09:45 PM

Uggggh goddddd I hate shootouts

Tadao Jan 18th, 2014 09:49 PM

Wait till you guys see the wings end of 3 period goal. :mad

Kitsa Jan 18th, 2014 10:00 PM

We play you guys next, Tadao.

Tadao Jan 18th, 2014 10:33 PM

We're going to play in Boston the night before. Are you going to the game?

Kitsa Jan 18th, 2014 10:48 PM

Nah, I usually go later in the season, better atmosphere.

Kitsa Jan 19th, 2014 12:15 AM

Kitsa Jan 19th, 2014 08:50 AM

Malarchuk looks like he gon kill somebody

AChimp Jan 19th, 2014 11:09 AM

Torts is crazy :lol

Tadao Jan 19th, 2014 11:12 AM

Why so mad Canucks :lol

Tadao Jan 19th, 2014 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 769179)
Wait till you guys see the wings end of 3 period goal. :mad


Kitsa Jan 20th, 2014 03:57 PM


Tadao Jan 20th, 2014 06:23 PM

Ok, I'm kinda buzzed right now but, I want to order a custom Kimono with the Kings emblem on it and wear it to Canucks and Sharks games and yell, FUK A ROO WRALE! FUK A ROO DORLPIN!

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2014 10:43 PM

That'll get you on SC

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 769174)

This still cracks me up.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:18 PM

So the stadium game is gonna be 80 degrees, mostly sunny, 7mph wind. They are gonna die out there.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:18 PM

My people, not so fond of Carter.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:19 PM

Carter is a sniper. You gotta watch that boy.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:21 PM

I remember.

One thing that bugged me about that locker room idiocy with Torts...he was shoving Malarchuk's head back, had his hand under his chin. What if he had ripped the old throat-slash injury open? That shit has happened.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:21 PM

Ah fuck, I missed the goal, I was busy looking at something on the internet. Lol

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:28 PM


fucking killing me

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:30 PM

Only one person was banned for life? I'm kinda surprised.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:34 PM


Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:35 PM

Goal Umby, and your sweaters are ugly.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:36 PM

Goal Horton.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:38 PM

In my eyes Umby assisted, that was all Jones.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:46 PM

This feels like it will be a high score game maybe.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 08:49 PM

The pace is high enough for it. God dam Jones and Quick isn't doin all the great either.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 08:59 PM

Btw this was my tree this yr

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:04 PM

:lol I count 12 for 12 days of Xmas?

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:08 PM


Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:20 PM

I hate it when they show close ups of Sutter because he is always massaging his gums were he is missing teeth and it grosses me out.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:21 PM

We don't get the same ones, I'm watching the fox sports ohio version

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:22 PM

At least, I'm assuming it's different.

Arty score.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:24 PM

It's an arty party - http://imgur.com/gallery/AVz939m

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:27 PM

Yeah, they are always different. I noticed that when I had NHL.com thingy. I could switch back and forth between 2 different feeds and it was like every team has their own camera crew or something.

Man Ohio really really hates Carter :lol

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:28 PM

They do. I'm indifferent but generally people hate him.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:29 PM

I think wiz's skate got an assist on your last one :lol

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:31 PM

Yeah and fucking Robyn is fucking around again and accidentally gets the credit.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:32 PM

Congrats, this is a 7 game straight record right?

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:32 PM


Franchise record!

Sad that Umby couldn't get his hat trick...they were really trying to feed him that empty net goal.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:34 PM

Hell we did better goal tending with an empty net. :grumpy

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:36 PM

It was weird that they started a rookie against a team on a winning streak.

I mean, I don't know your tendy probs but it appeared weird to an outsider.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:40 PM

Jones is actually pretty hot and Quick was in lala land yesterday against Boston. If you fuck up, Sutter puts you out until the other guy fucks up. I think Jones is feeling the pressure though and doesn't shake it off.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:42 PM

I didn't know if they were saving Quick for the Olympics or what, :lol

Is he on the roster? I thought he was on the roster.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:44 PM

Yeah he's on there but Sutter doesn't seem to ever pull a goalie. He just makes you watch the other guy play next game. Kinda like a time out. :lol It makes no sense to me but he has a plan apparently :lol

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:51 PM

Time out :lol


Tadao Jan 21st, 2014 09:53 PM

and now we have to face the fucking ducks for 2 games. fucking ducks.

Kitsa Jan 21st, 2014 09:54 PM

Mighty duck fucks!

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