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Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 08:55 PM

Kinda skipping to the end there, aintcha.

surely at this part of the page we should be more at the stage of the:

IM GONNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF WITH MY TEETH & LICK OUT YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS! :eek

The Retro Kat Jan 20th, 2006 09:12 PM

I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES WITH MY TEETH AND BLOW IN YOUR GENITAL PIERCINGS!

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 09:16 PM

JUST FOR COPYING ME AND SPOILING MY MOOD IM GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD IN THE FACE WITH MY ERECT PENIS THAT YOULL LOSE SEVERAL TEETH, THEN ILL FUCK YOUR BLEEDING GUMS!

NOW TRY AND RIPP MY CLOTHES OFF, BITCH!

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2006 10:00 PM

I'm going to find you, sneak up on you, unzip my pants quietly next to your head, then give you a great, big penis slap across the face so hard that you'll be able to see the veins from my penis on your face.

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:06 PM

Thank you Brian, that's very sweet. :)

Guitar Woman Jan 20th, 2006 10:10 PM

One time i was walking down the sidewalk and a car drove through a puddle right next to me and soaked me with dirty water :(

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:12 PM

GOOD! >:

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2006 10:12 PM

That's what you get for running away from home because you didn't want to bathe regularly.

Just like a bull dyke. :rolleyes

You're the reason why a lot of people died in New Orleans. >:

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2006 10:13 PM

You know, because the dykes failed to do thier job holding the water.

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:13 PM

Oh I'm sorry, were you posting here? ;(

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2006 10:15 PM

Don't worry it wasn't really funny anyway. >(

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:15 PM

Seriously, does this thread say 'Gays and Lesbians'? I do not think it does. >:

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Don't worry it wasn't really funny anyway. >(

Don't worry little one, we're not the humour makers, just the cock smokers. :orgasm

executioneer Jan 20th, 2006 11:00 PM

you're everything that's why i cling to you

when i emerged my thoughts converged to you

to you

executioneer Jan 20th, 2006 11:01 PM

the world is so small compared to you

and everybody's ??? compared to you

to you

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2006 11:01 PM

Guys i'm getting my ass kicked. :rolleyes

I guess this will be the last you see of me. :lol

executioneer Jan 20th, 2006 11:02 PM

i begin to see through your eyes

all the world's mysteries are no surprise

and now you listen

cause i'm omniscient

executioneer Jan 20th, 2006 11:04 PM

hey look at

me lady

i'm just a little BAYBEH

you're lucky

to have me

i'm cute and sweet as candy

it's charming

to people

i'm innocent and disabled

so hug me

and kiss me

then wipe my butt and piss me

Marc Summers Jan 21st, 2006 12:53 AM

There was this surfer dude on the train today and he was dancing down the aisle in his flip flops to some music he was playing and this other lady was walking down the aisle asking where people were from. My favorite exchange:

Ignorant Bitch: Haaaaaayyy where y'all froooooom
Quiet girl: I'm from...Argentina
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhh wha' state is that near
Quiet girl: It's not a state...it's a country...
Ignorant Bitch: I know that but what state is it near
Quiet girl: It's not near a state, it's in South America
Ignorant Bitch: Ohhhhhh are there a lot of Hispanics there?

That's when I mutter "Oh Jesus..." and turn my head and try to stifle my laugher, only to notice the dancing surfer's ass is coming way too close to this old lady's face, and that's when she squeezes his ass and keeps reading as if nothing happened. I'm pretty much in tears by this time so I just press my face against the window only to find that I'm getting some weird stares from the people looking at me from outside :/

THOSE DAMN BASTARDS I HOPE THAT THEY GET RAPED BY DEMONS AND PISSED ON BY SOMEBODY WHO LIKES TO EAT GARLIC

Misdemonar Jan 21st, 2006 12:57 AM

I want experinces as cool as that one :(.

Guitar Woman Jan 21st, 2006 02:10 AM

How would people outside have time to stare at you if you were on a train?

Guitar Woman Jan 21st, 2006 02:24 AM


EDIT: Click for the best clip ever!

GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2006 02:28 AM

Guitar woman blew it

Guitar Woman Jan 21st, 2006 02:33 AM

Would a virgin get in trouble if they went to that site? :(

GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2006 02:36 AM

You be the the judge >:

Guitar Woman Jan 21st, 2006 02:41 AM

OH I GET IT :ROLLEYES

GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2006 02:53 AM

shutup

The Retro Kat Jan 21st, 2006 04:46 AM

SNAP

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2006 05:10 AM

...& to think the last page was so great. :(

Sam Jan 21st, 2006 12:25 PM

THIS PAGE NEEDS MORE SAM! :lol

Sam Jan 21st, 2006 12:31 PM

HERE IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LAST COUPLE OF PAGES!














Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2006 10:22 PM

Good one, Sam! :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

That needs to be the page break image for the next ten pages. :(

Marc Summers Jan 22nd, 2006 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
How would people outside have time to stare at you if you were on a train?

It stopped at a station
A-DOYYYYYYYY :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Jan 22nd, 2006 03:37 AM

What is this 12 angry men? SHUTUP!

Guitar Woman Jan 22nd, 2006 04:03 AM

I'm all alone :(

Guitar Woman Jan 22nd, 2006 04:29 AM

I'm all alone,
There's no one here beside me.
My problems have all gone,
There's no one to deride me.

Guitar Woman Jan 22nd, 2006 04:30 AM

But you gotta have friends,
The feeling's oh so strong.
You gotta have friends,
to make that day last long. ;<

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2006 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam


Sethomas Jan 22nd, 2006 06:18 AM

Ich wurde dir gern sagen
wie sehr ich dich mag
Warum ich nur nach an dich denken kann
Ich fühle mich wie verhext und in Gefangenschaft
Und du allein trägst Schuld daran

Worte sind dafür zu schwach,
ich befürchte, du glaubst mir nicht.
Mir kommt es vor, als ob mich jemand warnt,
dieses Märchen wird nicht gut ausgehen.

lunlun Jan 22nd, 2006 02:12 PM

aaaaaaaaaahhh sethomas

i love this song

it was the first lovesong i believed in :cry

this is so romantical
serious

Guitar Woman Jan 22nd, 2006 11:45 PM

Hey pacific coasters, Desperate Houswives is on in five minutes so you better get your ass to a TV >:

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 12:17 AM

I have better things to do than watch bleeders gab about cooking or whatever it is you women do

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 12:19 AM

It's Alf! He's back, in pog form.

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 12:24 AM

Yes I too like the Simpsons, Steven Force. Do you also like Family Guy?

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 12:26 AM


Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 12:27 AM

Haha yes that is quite a reference. :(

I'm feelin so mellow lately and I feel like avoiding caps lock like the plague for now y'know :(

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 12:28 AM


Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam


Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 12:30 AM

Oh shit I forgot the new rules :(

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 12:32 AM

NEW RULE

Condoms are not sex toys. Trojan has released a new line of condoms that vibrate and heat up. Look, condoms keep people from getting AIDS and the clap. Haven't they done enough? You want to improve condoms? Invent a wrapper guys can open before they lose their hard-on.


Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 12:33 AM

Copyright 2005 Bill Maher.

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 12:34 AM

I can't wait till his show comes back on in February. :(

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2006 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I have better things to do than watch bleeders gab about cooking or whatever it is you women do

Fuck you, that show is awesome >:

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 01:48 AM

I think that show is shit. >:

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Hey Pub. How are things?

Hey Brian, PMs don't count towards my postcount, what are you thinking? >:

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 01:51 AM

BTW, things are cool. :)

You?

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 01:53 AM


Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 01:55 AM

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 12:41 PM

Right now anyone in the south of the South Island of New Zealand can tune into 1440 AM & hear me completely balls up the Morning News & Weather as it's my first day. :)

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 01:03 PM

Well, I started doing the news three minutes too early & I mispronounced 'park' as 'pack'. Not bad. :)


I am very glad I cannot be fired. :(

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 01:30 PM

Haha Pub you're a star

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 01:49 PM

What's it called when you're the opposite of a star?

MetalMilitia Jan 23rd, 2006 02:01 PM

A big FAT nobody! Or some topical celebraties name... like Micheal Barrymore :/

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2006 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
What's it called when you're the opposite of a star?

An Esuohlim :(

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 03:02 PM

So this is what it's like....when doves cry. :(

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 03:05 PM

Page break!

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 03:05 PM

Oh fuck

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2006 03:24 PM

Way to rip off the second worst person on the forums >:

I edited because I'm not as bad as Sevenforce >:

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 03:25 PM

Way to know your place on the forums.

I edited because I honestly don't think she's the worst person here.

Sethomas Jan 23rd, 2006 03:34 PM

Would a black hole be the opposite of a star?

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2006 03:46 PM

no

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2006 03:48 PM


Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 03:50 PM


Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2006 03:53 PM

For a minute I thought blue oatmeal came back :(

Also the news guy is way better than some old used condom >:

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 04:00 PM

<<< I can be anybody I want. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
For a minute I thought blue oatmeal came back :(

He's too busy being creepy in the real world.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Also the news guy is way better than some old used condom >:

Didn't you hear? I made a rule! >:


:lol

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I'm not as bad as Sevenforce >:

On a par. :/

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I honestly don't think she's the worst person here.

Quick SF, list the top ten worst posters! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Would a black hole be the opposite of a star?

You know what? This thread needs more you! :love

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Also the news guy is way better than some old used condom >:

OK, how about the condom gets edited into the background of the news guy? Then we both lose.

Sethomas Jan 23rd, 2006 04:33 PM

I have a physics class with a particle physicist. Today in class we derived some Special Relativity equations, including Lorentz force mass inflation. I asked, since it was my assumption, that if particle accelerators can create black holes by accelerating particles to a critical density that would equal that of an event horizon.

He responded by defining what a black hole is and acting like he'd never heard of the idea of particle accelerator black holes. I think I was better off at Chicago. :(

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
I think I was better off at Chicago. :(

I don't think that anecdote would of stopped last year you from doing what you did. Maybe a stiff lecture about the impropriety of telling people about your crazyness would of worked better, but then with you it probably wouldn't.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Past Seth
My future self has warned me against these acts, but then I must do them anyway as is the divine wish. Oh no!Why did I go back in time at all? :pipepuff


Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 05:03 PM

I think i'd be better off at Chicago too.

Sethomas Jan 23rd, 2006 05:04 PM

See, that's my little Catch-22. I'm crazy to the point that I'd take a life, and if I weren't crazy then I'd be bored to the point that I'd take a life.

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I think i'd be better off at Chicago too.

Hey, where is that list? >:

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
See, that's my little Catch-22. A Catch-point22 if you will. :pipepuff


Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 05:11 PM




Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Everytime I scroll down the page 'Chojin! Oh shit! :eek' flashes across my mind. >:

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 05:15 PM

I don't have a list but to me there is only one bad poster.

Father Spaz.

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Everytime I scroll down the page 'Chojin! Oh shit! :eek' flashes across my mind. >:

That's the reaction I wanted. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Father Spaz. Worst Poster Ever?

I thought he was one of my better characters. :(

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue 'Larry' Oatmeal

Hey, have you got that Jessica Alba pic I used to use?

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 05:23 PM

No. Unfortunately. :(

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2006 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I think i'd be better off at Chicago too.

Wait, you lived in the same town as Seth & didn't visit him with a multitude of mindfucks while he was at his arguably most batshitzanical?

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 05:37 PM

No.

Seven Force Jan 23rd, 2006 06:02 PM

I feel like i'm going to puke. :(

Guitar Woman Jan 23rd, 2006 06:09 PM


Chojin Jan 23rd, 2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
For a minute I thought blue oatmeal came back :(

He's too busy being creepy in the real world.

That made me lol :<

bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2006 08:18 PM

:vomit

make an emoticon :(

xbxDaniel Jan 23rd, 2006 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I think I've seen that condom somewhere before.


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