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Tadao May 9th, 2013 09:12 AM

Heh, I forget how careful people are on the internet. I post like Im on drugs. It helps that I usually am.

Wiffles May 9th, 2013 10:55 PM

Thats because you don't have anything to worry about, because you're old =P

Just content in your little world, waiting for the hot nurse to change your diapers :3

Tadao May 9th, 2013 11:05 PM

I wish I had a nurse, oh wait, maybe I only think Im married and the lady who I think is my wife is a nurse. :eek

Wiffles May 9th, 2013 11:17 PM

Maybe she is pretending to be both your wife and a nurse so she can steal all your secrets :eek

Tadao May 9th, 2013 11:23 PM

Not my ancient Chinese secrets!

Wiffles May 9th, 2013 11:36 PM

Your super secret knowledge of ancient techniques of seduction and pleasure making :eek

Tadao May 9th, 2013 11:44 PM

What pulling on pigtails and telling girls they're stupid. That's common knowledge, I just hope she doesn't find out that I squeeze half a lemon into the laundry to get the stains put. :eek

Wiffles May 9th, 2013 11:48 PM

She musn't find out about your skidmarks, dragracer mc-steve :eek

bigtimecow May 10th, 2013 11:33 PM

is this what i do now? just read old i-mockery threads on friday nights?

defenstrate the exxxxxxxxxxxx

Tadao May 11th, 2013 01:53 AM

Well you are married now, so it's that and baby making.

bigtimecow May 11th, 2013 11:42 AM

ahhh not too sure about the baby making. people keep asking us though. we're happy with what we have right now. who knows in 3 or 4 years if that will be the same though

Tadao May 11th, 2013 01:13 PM

Going to my wifes nieces first holy communtiom :eek

Tadao May 16th, 2013 02:42 PM

So I'm watching Star Trek 2009 and McCoy talks about bones thus the nickname.

When I was 16ish I gave myself (successfully) the nickname T-Bone.

Funny how the irony is just now hitting me.

Esuohlim May 16th, 2013 09:25 PM

I WAS T-BONE TOO AT ONE POINT.

WANNA BE T-BONE BUDDIES

Tadao May 16th, 2013 09:58 PM

ONLY IF YOU BRING ALONG SOME STEAK-UMS ;)

Babs May 16th, 2013 09:59 PM

All this talk about t-bones is getting way to juicy.

Tadao May 17th, 2013 10:55 AM

Has anyone here seen any of the Fast and Furious movies? Are any of them any fun to watch? I havn't seen any to date.

MarioRPG May 17th, 2013 05:42 PM

Hey y'all I'm back from SIAM. I might make a thread about some of the stuff I saw / did because it was cool times.

Tadao May 17th, 2013 08:52 PM

Did you hook up with a lady man?

captain516 May 17th, 2013 10:29 PM

Man, Norm MacDonald got faaaaaaat

Kitsa May 18th, 2013 07:24 AM

His makeup is scarier than his fat.

He is one of the three actors I always notice the makeup on immediately when I see him. The other two are Will Ferrell and Ed Helms.

captain516 May 18th, 2013 11:54 PM


Actors wear makeup? Now that's chuckleworthy.

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 01:28 AM

Holy fuck, he looks like my uncle.

Tadao May 20th, 2013 12:19 PM

Your (it's our secret) uncle?

Dimnos May 20th, 2013 01:09 PM

:pagebrak

no not that one, the other one.


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