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Sam Nov 23rd, 2005 01:54 AM

hey I said that :eek

The Retro Kat Nov 23rd, 2005 02:28 AM

That's what she said.

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 03:26 PM

HAY GUYS :(

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 03:37 PM

:(

ItalianStereotype Nov 23rd, 2005 03:50 PM

how can I help you, guitar woman?

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 03:53 PM

By murdering the people who gayed up the Path of Neo thread

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 03:55 PM

Or by convincing the PoN event admin to remove all posts after james' "Fly Program" pics

Chojin Nov 23rd, 2005 03:57 PM

If you want to make it better, feel free to contribute.

I do when I'm not having Mock Wars Mock Wars because I cannot justify spending half of my day in photoshop on behalf of the forum.

Speaking of which, I'm having a lot of fun in my match :< IF ONLY MORE PEOPLE WOULD COMMENT ;<

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 03:58 PM

I would, but I don't have photoshop and am an unfunny fuck.

Chojin Nov 23rd, 2005 04:03 PM

I think in the future we're gonna need to have people PM their pictures to the event admin for screening (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HOW I WANTED TO DO IT TO BEGIN WITH ANGER GRR). This sort of thing is really easily derailed.

That said, I don't think it's a lost cause, it just needs some more quality entries.

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 04:05 PM

I think we've also got ourselves a new emoticon:

Chojin Nov 23rd, 2005 04:06 PM

I'm thinking about making Jin's Terrorist Cowboy an emoticon :<

Guitar Woman Nov 23rd, 2005 04:12 PM

We might as well do angry jaeger too :lol

Comrade Rocket Nov 24th, 2005 04:23 AM

I was in a game store today and i was playing something on game cube and these kids walked in and were looking at the xbox games. One kid grabbed "Stubbs the Zombie" and goes, "a game where you can be a zombie, that sounds cool." Where kid 2 goes, "Oh yeah, just like that old game, "zombies ate my neighbors."

he never played "zombies ate my neighbors"

:(

P.S. I DOUBLE QOUTED

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I would, but I don't have photoshop and am an unfunny fuck.

admitting is the first step towards recovery.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 04:36 AM

Haha, I come in to put this thread on SOME sort of track and save it from the utter shit that was posted before me (which was only worth a minute of my time) and you don't have the decency to leave it up? Supafly's post was the only one worthy of keeping up out of that entire lot, if you deleted mine you might as well should have gone the rest of the way and deleted everything.

Big McLargehuge Nov 24th, 2005 12:56 PM

jesus pub lover i can hear you crying all the way across the pacific ;)

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 12:59 PM

pub lover more like mr rainy face.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 01:11 PM

Yeah! Pub Lover, you're such a loser!

Big McLargehuge Nov 24th, 2005 01:15 PM

Let's make out.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 01:23 PM

:lol

Big McLargehuge Nov 24th, 2005 01:26 PM

abort abort

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:01 PM

Hey mmmcdaniel, if you want to get banned I suggest posting a picture of an erect penis, no one here can stomach that sort of thing.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:03 PM

Seems like only yesterday this was on page 404

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:06 PM

Yeah, the last hundred pages suck. You should post more MM, more cocks that is.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:08 PM

shh, your just sore i called you a mr rainy face.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:13 PM

No, that's a fair assessment, I am a mr rainy face.

It's an unrelated matter that you love knobbly cocks.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:15 PM

shhh ;)

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:24 PM

hahahahahahahahahah METALMILITIA IS GAY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!! :lol2

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:28 PM

Only for you mmmmcdaniel

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:29 PM

mmmcdaniel, we're all quite homosexual here, what with this being a homosexual internet forum, but please don't use the G word so glibly, not all of us are as comfortable with it as Retro Kat or Chojin.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:30 PM

to metalmilitia:

so you like fat 13 year old boys. pedophile. >: FOR SHAME

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:33 PM

only when they are naked and spread eagled on my luxurious silk bed sheets.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:35 PM

I feel sick. :x



It's probably just self-denial.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:36 PM

CRAZY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:37 PM

As for the fat it gives me something to hold onto when the anal tearing gets too much for you. :)

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:38 PM

METALMILITIA, you are under arrest.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2005 02:41 PM

nothing wrong with a bit of intergenerational sex :rolleyes

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:44 PM

crazy british, what with their cigarettes being called fags and eating
meat by-products and paying for tv.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmmcdaniel
to all questions: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUISINESS

Except we already know your age, body type, location, favourite movies, television, & music, & of course that you're retarded as a half plank.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:46 PM

fuck you. at least i don't put peanut butter on my cock for the dog to lick.

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2005 02:50 PM

I'll have you know I use caramel, & you shouldn't talk about your mother like that.

Dr. Fu Nov 24th, 2005 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'll have you know I use caramel, & you shouldn't talk about your mother like that.

Licorice is where it's at, bruttha.

mmmcdaniel Nov 24th, 2005 02:52 PM

leave my mom out of this >:

King Hadas Nov 24th, 2005 07:54 PM

I wouldn't be suprised if mmmcdaniel turned out to be Mad Max or those guys at the trolls forums finally starting their attack.

Big McLargehuge Nov 25th, 2005 01:53 AM

Get sam in here right now. We are going to make out all over this thread.

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2005 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas
I wouldn't be suprised if mmmcdaniel turned out to be Mad Max or those guys at the trolls forums finally starting their attack.

It'll be great when people stop hysterically screeching 'Mad Mad' at every passing troll.

Marc Summers Nov 25th, 2005 05:08 AM

Keep dreaming :rolleyes

King Hadas Nov 25th, 2005 05:19 AM

Everytime a troll comes strolling past here I'm just going to assume it's mad max, I won't let him fool me again!

Pub Lover Nov 25th, 2005 05:54 AM

The 25th of November is Gazpacho Soup Day. :(

sadie Nov 25th, 2005 06:40 PM

hi there, pub!

The Retro Kat Nov 26th, 2005 02:22 AM

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday,
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.


<humming>

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2005 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
hi there, pub!

Hello Sadie. :)

If I paid $30 for an eighth of 'pot', would I have been ripped off?

sadie Nov 26th, 2005 08:24 AM

i guess it all depends on what kind of pot it was.

The Retro Kat Nov 26th, 2005 01:06 PM

That better be some dank-ass shit.

Guitar Woman Nov 26th, 2005 11:47 PM

HAY GUYS

Guitar Woman Nov 27th, 2005 01:02 AM

I saw Star Wars episode two last night and was reminded of how Kit Fisto is the best person in that movie

xbxDaniel Nov 27th, 2005 01:03 AM

I dislike you with a great intensity. >:

Guitar Woman Nov 27th, 2005 01:03 AM

Bite me >:

Marc Summers Nov 27th, 2005 04:15 AM

Is that a come-on ;)

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2005 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
HAY GUYS

I don't get it. :(

Comrade Rocket Nov 28th, 2005 03:01 AM

ashley: Are you circumsized?
me: you know i am
ashley: I couldnt remember,
me: are you
me: i cant remember
ashley: ?
me: are you circumsized
ashley: wtf
me: well?
ashley: no.
me: wow, really
me: whats thats like
me: i hear its hard to clean
ashley: Its easier to j-off.
me: oh im sure
me: im too jewish to not have a forskin
ashley: haha.
Me: i am too jewish
me: i need to stop being so jewish
me: i bet girls hate jew boys
me: there all like "ew jew"
Ashley: you're a jew?
me: no

xbxDaniel Nov 28th, 2005 06:44 AM

Thanks Comrade. :)

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2005 10:30 AM

Yeah, lets all talk about our wangs, we haven't done that for a few pages. Uhh, maybe I'll wait for a topic that doesn't make me feel so inadequate before I chime in.

Seven Force Nov 28th, 2005 12:05 PM

I miss Chicago. I hate being in this damn hick town.

Who here's from Chicago?

Sethomas Nov 28th, 2005 01:16 PM

I went to school there. For a while. :/

The Retro Kat Nov 28th, 2005 02:08 PM

I'm from Chicago, now I go to fuckin ISU and it's boring as fuck, except for the mass quantities of alcohol I consume.

Dr. Boogie Nov 28th, 2005 02:16 PM

Wait a minute, you go to ISU, as in Illinois State University?

Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2005 04:06 PM


The Retro Kat Nov 29th, 2005 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Wait a minute, you go to ISU, as in Illinois State University?

Yes sir.

Seven Force Nov 29th, 2005 06:09 PM

Is it boring because there's nothing to do around there, or because the stuff they teach there isn't intellectually stimulating enough?

I ask because I might attend college up in Illinois.

Guitar Woman Nov 29th, 2005 06:16 PM

I want a name change too :(

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2005 06:16 PM


Dr. Boogie Nov 29th, 2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Wait a minute, you go to ISU, as in Illinois State University?

Yes sir.

Well so do I. I made that last post from one of the mac labs in Fell Hall.

The Retro Kat Nov 29th, 2005 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Is it boring because there's nothing to do around there, or because the stuff they teach there isn't intellectually stimulating enough?

I ask because I might attend college up in Illinois.

Well, I'm actually having a great time. Just the town of Bloomington/Normal isn't all that exciting. Things to do on campus are fun, and there are some good shops in downtown Normal (that's where I got my wicked tat), but it's pretty much your basic town.

And Boogie, I live in Watterson and I'm a freshman, in case you were wondering.

Emu Nov 29th, 2005 09:15 PM

Bloomington's got some good pet stores.

:/

Dr. Boogie Nov 29th, 2005 09:51 PM

Well there you go. I'm a senior living off campus at home. Small world, eh?

Emu Nov 29th, 2005 10:54 PM

I go to ICC in Peoria. :D

:D

:(

Seven Force Nov 29th, 2005 10:56 PM

You're all lucky sons of bitches, you know that, right? :(

The Retro Kat Nov 29th, 2005 10:58 PM

How do you figure?

And yeah, it is a small world.

Seven Force Nov 29th, 2005 11:02 PM

It's different (better IMO) up north than it is down here, i'd go on and on about the south (though there are some pretty good things here too), I guess I just miss Chicago in general. One thing that gets me is the public transportation here.

Buses take an hour to get to any one stop on a run, in Chicago you'd only wait less than fifteen minutes, and there would likely be more than one. I could go on and on...

The Retro Kat Nov 30th, 2005 12:49 AM

I do like being up north, but every once and awhile it's good to get away...for a couple years.

ScruU2wice Nov 30th, 2005 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Buses take an hour to get to any one stop on a run, in Chicago you'd only wait less than fifteen minutes, and there would likely be more than one. I could go on and on...

That's a fucking lie.

They say they run every 15 minutes, but youre lucky if you see one a half an hour. and I'm just too lazy to walk the 15 minutes from UIC's campus to the trainstation..

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2005 01:42 AM

Even if that was a lie (personally i've never waited more than fifteen minutes on any given normal day), a half-hour wait is still better than an hour. I could walk to certain places here and get there faster than the bus. And I usually do.

EDIT: You're not talking about Pace, are you? I mean the main routes located within the city, not the neighboring suburbs.

ScruU2wice Nov 30th, 2005 01:46 AM

No I think it's just the CTA between Ogilve and the UIC campus. It's not that far a walk but I just never do. It's just a bitch when you need to catch a train home

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2005 01:54 AM

Oh. :/ If it's not true then it wasn't deliberate on my part. I might just have gotten lucky a few times. Or maybe they've gone to shit since i've been gone. I only visit for a few weeks every year.

I can empathise with the bus/train connection problem. I wouldn't want to risk missing a train home because the wait was too long, or I decide to walk.

At least the subway is still relatively convienent. I wonder if they're going to do anything with that "Circle Line" project I heard a while ago...

Comrade Rocket Nov 30th, 2005 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I saw Star Wars episode two last night and was reminded of how Kit Fisto is the best person in that movie

Kit Fisto is so badass in the clone wars cartoons

Too bad he gets killed so easily

GADZOOKS Nov 30th, 2005 06:38 AM

I hear ISU has a fantastic Billards class.

xbxDaniel Nov 30th, 2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I saw Star Wars episode two last night and was reminded of how Kit Fisto is the best person in that movie

Kit Fisto is so badass in the clone wars cartoons

Too bad he gets killed so easily

Would you please continue your conversation about Star Wars in the appropiate thread?

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I saw Star Wars episode two last night and was reminded of how Kit Fisto is the best person in that movie

Kit Fisto is so badass in the clone wars cartoons

Too bad he gets killed so easily

I cried when he died in one hit :(

BTW piss off xbkmjxbxgdeishc, we can talk about star wars wherever the fuck we please. >:

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Would you please continue your conversation about Star Wars in the appropiate thread?

This is the appropiate thread for all conversations.

Seven Force Nov 30th, 2005 12:48 PM

Kit Fitso used to go to ISU. :( Then he took the wrong bus one day and got killed.

Comrade Rocket Nov 30th, 2005 01:54 PM

Kit Fisto studied marine biology

i wish he was in battlefront 2 instead of Ki-Ali-Mundi, I HATE Ki-Ali-Mundi

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2005 02:13 PM

COLLEGE :rolleyes

Emu Nov 30th, 2005 02:16 PM

oh sure, you would say that being the first administrator and all, your life is pretty well secure :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 02:40 PM

oh no it's almost time for the page break :chatter

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 02:43 PM


This is the desktop on my school computer :(

MetalMilitia Nov 30th, 2005 02:55 PM

It looks rubbish.

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 02:56 PM

that's cuz faggot photobucket downsized it >:

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 02:57 PM

You have to see it for yourself to know how awesome it is >:


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