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Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:59 PM

I still don't know what I did to go from being annoying to being "ok".

camacazio Jan 30th, 2006 12:00 AM

It's the apple.

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 12:01 AM

Seven Force r u a goon do u have stairs

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I still don't know what I did to go from being annoying to being "ok".

Probably the name change, I thought you were someone else at first. :lol

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Seven Force r u a goon do u have stairs

I AM THE SHOVER BOT I PUSH AROUND THE BLIND PEOPLE

I AM THE PUSHER BOT I SHOVE BREAD DOWN THEIR THROATS


or something to that effect :rolleyes

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:13 AM

Actually, I am protected.

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I still don't know what I did to go from being annoying to being "ok".

Probably the name change, I thought you were someone else at first. :lol

I thought that name was pretty dumb, and it wasn't what I originally wanted.

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 12:16 AM

More like "I SUCK LOWTAX'S DICK IN ALL HIS THREADS".

Did you see the video of his U of Illinois presentation? He sounds like the most socially inept individual right behind Pub Lover. >:

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:17 AM

I didn't watch the whole thing. It was boring. :/

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 12:18 AM

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
He sounds like the most socially inept individual right behind Pub Lover. >:

:lol

Sigged. :(

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:31 AM

*yawn*

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:35 AM

:sleep

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:36 AM

What'd you do today?

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:37 AM

I tried to sleep all day, but it was too hot, so I daydreamed.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:39 AM

What is this -RoG's Army- bullshit? It's in both LunLun & some newb Covenant's sigs. >:

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:41 AM

It's some stupid idea a bunch of new people came up with. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
What'd you do today?

So far I'm behind in this tournament, but unless you have a damn good opening move, Ithink I can pull the complete loser card & win out!

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:43 AM

I went to work.

That's it.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
It's some stupid idea a bunch of new people came up with. :rolleyes

New people cannot have fresh ideas! They must bow to the status quo! If we were some 'new ideas' site we'd be www.i-newideas.com. & we're not because that's a sucky website name. >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
I went to work.

That's it.

What's your best work story? & so help me if you tell your Doody Duty story I'll ban you so fast... >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:46 AM


Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:48 AM

Actually, it does have something to do with poop. Want me to go ahead?

Marc Summers Jan 30th, 2006 12:49 AM

OH NO MY POWERS ARE DILUTED :tear

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
chojin,, why should rog join the club..

the club is named after (by?) him he MUST NOT join the club

i mean dumbledore didnt even KNOW that his army exists

haha I hate lunlun so much

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:01 AM

Me too. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Actually, it does have something to do with poop. Want me to go ahead?

Sure, whatever. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:16 AM

I didn't read the 'secret club meeting!' thread because it was too long, & it seemed to be getting longer rather quickly, so I left it till I had finished reading the other boards. But oh man did that thread suck. Stupid Newbs! >:

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:22 AM

I found a huge pile of shit in the urinal my first week at CVS. Then in the cripple-accessible area, somebody (I guess it was the same person) smeared jelly doughnut all over the walls and floor.

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 01:22 AM

You know who I like?

That Sam guy.

He's cool. :(

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
You know who I like?

That Sam guy.

He's cool. :(

Me too.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I found a huge pile of shit in the urinal my first week at CVS. Then in the cripple-accessible area, somebody (I guess it was the same person) smeared jelly doughnut all over the walls and floor.

I was expecting something about three paragraphs long. Try harder, Brian. D-

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam
You know who I like?

That Sam guy.

He's cool. :(

Yeah, he's pretty good.

You know who I really like?

That Sam guy's girlfriend.

She's cool & hot & cool. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:36 AM

You know, if you put Sam in some pink trousers, he'd be Chojin's double! :eek

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:36 AM

You know who I don't like?

Eusohlim.


















Just kidding. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You know who I don't like? Eusohlim.

Come on, it's Esuohlim, it's not hard to spell. :rolleyes

& if you don't spell his name right, your ban application gets rejected immediately ...apparently. :chatter

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You know, if you put Sam in some pink trousers, he'd be Chojin's double! :eek

You think so?

I don't. :/

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:40 AM

I hate "Eusohlim" too 'cause the jerk has a similar name.

And Pub's right I'm a force to be reckoned with. I'm more like Eight Forces lol

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:42 AM

THRILLHO

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:44 AM

Shut up or I'll buy your soul, seriously.

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:46 AM

I just played Yahoo Literati with some cunt who got like 89 points in one turn for getting "SCALPALS". >:

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 01:46 AM

HEY AREN'T YOU ERNIE THE KLEPTO?

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:46 AM

At the time my letters were like "ZZTYZDDL" >:

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:47 AM

Fuck Yahoo Literati, is my point here >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam
You think so? I don't. :/

Yeah, that is because you know what you look like but we do not. I don't remember you posting your pic, which puts you in the same catagory as Esuohlim, except he's a girl, & you're only not a girl because the idea of N4B kissing a girl is too hot. >:

Plus she once said the only girl she kissed was some fat chick. Are you a fat chick Sam? :lol

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:48 AM

I'm a girl that gets her penis sucked almost daily >:

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:49 AM


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Fuck Yahoo Literati, is my point here >:

I've played Literati once, it was with Gadzooks & his bitch friends. If someone had told me it wa a crappy internet version of Scrabble, I wouldn't of played. I hate Scrabble. >:

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:49 AM

By a girl btw >:

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 01:50 AM

No, but I was there when she made out with the fat chick and she wasn't really fat chick she was a chick who is now fat and it really wasn't that hot in a hot lesbian kind of way. :/


AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I AM A MAN I HAD A PENIS THE LAST TIME I CHECKED!

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:50 AM

She's in my bed two feet away and I posting on the Internet :(

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've played Literati once, it was with Gadzooks & his bitch friends. If someone had told me it wa a crappy internet version of Scrabble, I wouldn't of played. I hate Scrabble. >:

It's America's Good Time Game, so I can see where the problem lies.

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:51 AM

Stop bragging.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'm a girl that gets her penis sucked almost daily >:

So am I. :flexible

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:52 AM

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse got the girlfriend well it's kinda like that only real life, Seven Force

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
So am I. :flexible

Stop bragging. :(

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 01:53 AM

I'm too slow for this thread :tear

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam
No, but I was there when she made out with the fat chick and she wasn't really fat chick she was a chick who is now fat and it really wasn't that hot in a hot lesbian kind of way. :/

I'm crushed. :(


Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I AM A MAN I HAD A PENIS THE LAST TIME I CHECKED!

Let's see some pictures! >:

& if they're going to be of your penis, just PM them to me. ;)

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:55 AM

I thought America's good time game was Yahtzee.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
By a girl btw >:

You got me beat there. :(

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 01:55 AM

I mean, I guess i'm out of the loop here or something. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
She's in my bed two feet away and I posting on the Internet :(

Worn out, ay? Wink wink, nudge nudge say no more! :orgasm

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I mean, I guess i'm out of the loop here or something. :rolleyes

About having a penis, getting your penis sucked, or playing Literatii? :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:57 AM

Hey Webster zip the lip

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
It's America's Good Time Game, so I can see where the problem lies.

Yes, we agree. America sucks. :)

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse got the girlfriend well it's kinda like that only real life, Seven Force

You gave her a tub of jelly worms? :orgasm

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Worn out, ay? Wink wink, nudge nudge say no more! :orgasm

She played Yahoo Text Twist and went to bed after she missed "utmost" and got mad. :(

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You gave her a tub of jelly worms? :orgasm

AND her dad hates me :eek

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You gave her a tub of jelly worms? :orgasm

Orgasm? Yum! :yum

Oh, no I get it. I was making a double entendre. :lol

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 02:01 AM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 02:01 AM

That double entendre was subpar, D+ :gadzooks :capngoodtiems

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 02:04 AM

OH SHIT :eek

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 02:05 AM

Yeah, that's about right.

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 02:06 AM



DANCE PUPPETS DANCE

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 02:07 AM

GOODNIGHT FOLKS

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:07 AM

*IMAGE REMOVED*
OK, not so much Chojin. Too Goofy. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
AND her dad hates me :eek

Maye you should get a job. >:

ziggytrix Jan 30th, 2006 02:09 AM

it's like jixby and chojin had a baby. :(

ziggytrix Jan 30th, 2006 02:11 AM

man i hope that wasn't out of line - i guess people just all look alike to me.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
it's like jixby and chojin had a baby. :(

Spot on! :eek

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 02:13 AM

No that is just like the most god awful terrible picture of me ever. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:22 AM

Yeah, but you're getting a pound & a half of extra sexiness from N4B, so it's unfair. :(

My real aim was to shame Esuohlim into posting his pic, but you just upped the anti, now all of us other losers have to get girlfriends & convince them to put their pictures on the internet. It's unfair. You are just like Chojin in that respect. He's forever shamelessly flaunting MLE around the boards. :(

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 02:23 AM

I never flaunt n4b. :(

Sam Jan 30th, 2006 02:34 AM

I'm like too humble or modest or something. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:46 AM

You're a lucky man, sir.

I'm sitting alone in my room watching Miss Congeniality.

LOL @ Will Shatner

Chojin Jan 30th, 2006 02:56 AM

I have never once told emily to post her picture on the internet :<

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 02:58 AM

Thank you, Chojin. Everyone should know what a damn liar I am. :(

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:00 AM

He doesn't make his girlfriend post her pics, but he will guilt his lesbo pal into doing it >:

Chojin Jan 30th, 2006 03:01 AM

I've been trying to get Italian to post a picture for years.

You should post more pictures of yourself too!

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:02 AM

Hey Hey GW, good to see you! :)

Could you go through the last few pages & reply to everything? That would be cool. :)

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:07 AM

Wow, we haven't had a page as awesome as 545 in a long time here!

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:07 AM

Too bad I'm back, now this thead is going to go in the toilet again :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Too bad I'm back, now this thead is going to go in the tiolet again :(

If I can turn Seven Force around, I'm sure I can get you back on top. ;)

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In her sig GW
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Sadie's a mom, she's tasted poop. :x


:lol

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:14 AM

Nothing quite like feces humor to liven up your persona :lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
now this thead is going to go in the toilet again

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:37 AM


Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2006 03:42 AM

:(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:46 AM

Are you insane?

Quote:

Originally Posted by As her Avatar GW


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 03:47 AM

Fine, edit your post. Make me look like the crazy one. >:

Again. :(


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