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Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2006 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Thom Yorke has a paralyzed eye and he's cooler than anyone in this whole damn thread.

Way cooler, but just as whiny.

Pub Lover Feb 3rd, 2006 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Riggo44
...and pubs and emu's are over 10,000 posts combined. what a bunch of loser douchebags with no lives :/

Fuck you, you racist, misogynistic bastard! >:

Emu Feb 3rd, 2006 12:08 PM

Milhouse has almost 10,000 posts by himself. :rolleyes

Besides, Pub's been here nearly three years, and I've been here 2 and a half. THAT'S NOT SAD, THAT'S COMMITTED

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2006 01:10 PM

My I-Mockery post count is my greatest success in this world :tear

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2006 01:11 PM

And my K'Nex roller coaster! :eek

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2006 01:12 PM

And maybe my K'Nex giant windmill :/

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2006 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2006 01:33 PM

I had a dream last night that GW was my GF and I kissed her a bunch of times :( :(

Then I was David Cross as Tobias in Arrested Development and I was having trouble shaving my beard in an airplane bathroom >:

MarioRPG Feb 3rd, 2006 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
And my K'Nex roller coaster! :eek

Urge to build K'Nex items rising...

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I had a dream last night that GW was my GF and I kissed her a bunch of times :(

Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
>:
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?
:(

GADZOOKS Feb 4th, 2006 05:37 AM

quit being disgusting

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 06:00 AM

I don't get your jokes. :(

Sethomas Feb 4th, 2006 08:16 AM

Hey guys I might go to the opera tonight with my cousin.

No, I won't try to put my moves on her.

Il Barbierri di Seviglia. Anyone seen it?

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 08:28 AM

Sort of...


Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 08:33 AM


That could just be a white guy taking the piss. :(

Sethomas Feb 4th, 2006 08:34 AM

Where's he taking it?

MarioRPG Feb 4th, 2006 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Sort of...


That's the only Opera I've ever sat through.

Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 12:32 PM

Hey Pub.
Hey Seth.

How've you two been today?

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Riggo44

I'd have banned him after using that shitty image once, nevermind the half dozen fucking times he's thought it'll help a thread get going. >:

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Hey Pub.
Hey Seth.

How've you two been today?

My day has been alright, except I just puked up into my mouth for no reason. :(

Seth has had an awful day. :(

Plus he wasted a half-pint of Bourbon. >:

Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 12:37 PM

I'd have banned him for taking my "Yellow Fever" schtik (which was crap anyway) and perverted it to suit his own needs.

Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 12:38 PM


Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 12:39 PM

"No posts exists" my ass.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 12:40 PM

HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?
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Originally Posted by MarioRPG
That's the only Opera I've ever sat through.

I was joking, it's kinda sad you weren't. :|

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2006 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
"No posts exists" my ass.

That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass. :(

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover? :(

Sethomas Feb 4th, 2006 12:44 PM

Yeah, and it was Maker's Mark. Definitely not meant for chugging purposes. I mourn its loss. :tear

Next I plan on getting some Irish Whisky for once. I hear it's interesting, and it's more in tune with being put in coffee. Bourbon in coffee works well enough for me, of course, but Etwas Kultur muss sein.

And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?

It's been ok so far, i'm going to see if I can fuck it up in the next 12-18 hours. :(

My AS has been less annoying the past few days (to me at least), so now it's making it hard for me to dislike him. Now i'll actually feel bad when/if he gets fired/transferred.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass. :(

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover? :(

No it's not, i'm the only one posting it. I can find a new picture.

Yeah, I have somewhat of a lazy eye I thought had been fixed in the third grade. It sucks to see it come back. Not only is it an asthetic annoyance, it means that I might be going blind again. :(

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

No problem, man. :)

Sethomas Feb 4th, 2006 08:21 PM

Today has been really boring, actually.

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2006 09:09 PM

I GOT FIRED :)

Chojin Feb 4th, 2006 09:40 PM

hooray, more time for cov!

Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 10:58 PM

Today was hectic. :P

Seven Force Feb 4th, 2006 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
I GOT FIRED :)

How'd you manage that?

EisigerBiskuit Feb 4th, 2006 11:53 PM

I got to see my friend's beautiful baby over a nice lunch at Chili's. Why are small things so damn cute.

camacazio Feb 5th, 2006 01:55 AM

Hey seven force is that vile?

ScruU2wice Feb 5th, 2006 02:06 AM

I can't drink but I wish I would so I could drunk right under the threshold of alcohol poisoning and write very creepy letters to my celebrity crushes.. :(

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by camacazio
Hey seven force is that vile?

Why yes. Yes it is. :)

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

camacazio Feb 5th, 2006 02:12 AM

While I do enjoy the apple, Vile kinda is awesome.

Juttin Feb 5th, 2006 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
Hey seven force is that vile?

Why yes. Yes it is. :)

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by juttin
All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Yes, but his apple avatar had nothing to do with his name, & that's just tooooooo random! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 03:00 AM

You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad. :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 03:24 AM

I just saw this...
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Originally Posted by CosmoToad
I think pub lover said that first and now everyones saying that. Good job pub lover :rolleyes

OH FUCK! OH FUCK!! oh fuck... :suicide

Edit: Nevermind, Chojin gave up & banned him. :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 07:11 AM

HEY!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
who the fuck drinks rum on the rocks anyways, christ


I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU AT THE GAY BAR!

executioneer Feb 5th, 2006 07:56 AM

lol that thread reminded me of that song too :(

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by juttin
All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Good. The thing I hate most about these new people is their inability to make a decent insult, so they make stupid jokes about someone's avatar. Oh hahaha, i'm an applehead! Jixby is a dancing piece of toast! We better get MetalMilitia some catnip! :eek

Fuck those assholes.

:orgasm

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad. :(

They both fucking ruined my Riggo44 thread. :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spectre X
They were pretty crappy cartoons, though.

If anyone wanted to mock my religion I'd appreciate it if they'd actually put some effort into it, rather than use a bunch of childish pictures meant to cause controversy.

That's my beef with it, I've lost respect for the danish just because the only one that was funny was the virgins one, and that like out of 12

Ever seen a Danish comedy show? They laugh at the weirdest shit! :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:03 PM


Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lotida
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Toad, replying to everything is against the rules. Shut the hell up.

But what if people are specifically addressing him? What should he do then?

The vast majority of people specifically addressing CosmoToad were people telling him to shut up, & in that situation, he should of shut up. >:

Hey Lotida, how's it going? :)

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?

She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

Most people were real dicks about it, but most people here are right dicks all the time. :lol

MLE Feb 5th, 2006 12:20 PM

Hey, now that's a good point!

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?

She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

:chatter

MLE Feb 5th, 2006 12:21 PM

Have you seen the light?

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE
Hey, now that's a good point!

Hello MLE, how are things? :)

We stopped talking after I got banned. :(

MLE Feb 5th, 2006 12:27 PM

That's mainly cause you're a creepy stalker-like person. But aside from that I'm good.

PS- How are you?

Sethomas Feb 5th, 2006 12:27 PM

I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE
...you are a very annoying person that seems to have something important to say to everything.

Just for clarification, this is not a compliment, and I don't actually think you say anything important or worthwile.

:lol

:(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE
...you're a creepy stalker-like person. How are you?

Yeah, just great. :tear

MLE Feb 5th, 2006 12:32 PM

i never said it was a bad thing! It's just not my thing

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

How is Chicago University by the way? :|

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
I've never been banned. Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

Make a lot of Towelie jokes.


MetalMilitia Feb 5th, 2006 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?

She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity. :eek

:chatter

Yeah I remember you sucked max's dick dry, sevenforce.

Infact wasn't that why you where banned?

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2006 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE
i never said it was a bad thing! It's just not my thing

It's not me, it's you? Somehow I don't believe it. ;<

:lol

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Yeah I remember you sucked max's dick dry, sevenforce.

Infact wasn't that why you where banned?

I was banned by the RED OCTOBER WARGROUP. A CASUALTIY OF THE INTERNET WAR.


Matt Harty Feb 5th, 2006 01:35 PM

haha madmax :lol

Sethomas Feb 5th, 2006 01:39 PM

I don't have to sleep as much when I don't take my meds, so I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't take my meds.

MarioRPG Feb 5th, 2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I don't have to sleep as much when I don't take my meds, so I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't take my meds.

You anti-sleepist you.

GADZOOKS Feb 5th, 2006 03:13 PM

You know Lotida is Kellychaos, right SevenForce?

executioneer Feb 5th, 2006 06:18 PM

no way

MetalMilitia Feb 5th, 2006 06:40 PM

NO WAY

Emu Feb 5th, 2006 06:44 PM

no-ho way-hay

Marc Summers Feb 5th, 2006 08:44 PM

I am both shocked and appalled

executioneer Feb 5th, 2006 08:47 PM


camacazio Feb 5th, 2006 09:56 PM

Maybe I just don't get his jokes.

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2006 09:56 PM

Maybe he's just not funny.

maggiekarp Feb 5th, 2006 10:13 PM

I liked his special but the show is just terrible :(

Sethomas Feb 5th, 2006 10:37 PM

Oh, Pub: it's The University of Chicago. Two words is insufficient for their calibre of pretension.

But wouldn't it be hilarious if I got banned from I-Mockery for some psychotic episode. It almost happened autumn 2003. At least, Doopa told me that if I swallow a bottle of aspirin and go on a posting spree again I'd be banned, or something like that.

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2006 10:56 PM

Is the superbowl over yet?

Sethomas Feb 5th, 2006 11:00 PM

Are you done posting here yet?

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2006 11:01 PM

Yes sir. :(

Matt Harty Feb 5th, 2006 11:25 PM

xbxMCj did you buy city of villains yet >:

Matt Harty Feb 5th, 2006 11:25 PM

xbxMCj did you buy city of villains yet >:

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 11:26 PM

He heard you the first time. :rolleyes

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2006 11:27 PM

I have to have money in order to do that. I'm supposed to be getting about sixty bucks this week though, so things are looking up.

Matt Harty Feb 5th, 2006 11:33 PM

UGH

Juttin Feb 5th, 2006 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by juttin
All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change :(

Good. The thing I hate most about these new people is their inability to make a decent insult, so they make stupid jokes about someone's avatar. Oh hahaha, i'm an applehead! Jixby is a dancing piece of toast! We better get MetalMilitia some catnip! :eek

Fuck those assholes.

:orgasm

Well....I didn't make those retarded jokes........
LOL! DAMNTHATDAVID IS A MAILBOX! HOW'S THAT MAIL TASTE?! :rolleyes

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 11:43 PM

Trust me, you're the better person for it.

Seven Force Feb 5th, 2006 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE
Have you seen the light?

Yeah.

Being banned for almost a year helps.

Pram Maven Feb 5th, 2006 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
Have you seen the light?

Yeah.

Being banned for almost a year helps.

*LMFAO*

What did you do? (besides being yourself, that is)

Emu Feb 5th, 2006 11:59 PM

He made posts remarkably similar to yours.

Pram Maven Feb 6th, 2006 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Emu
He made posts remarkably similar to yours.

And yours are any better?

*hearing the echo of the "NO" before the actual word itself*

Hey, that's a cool trick, how did you do that? It was trippy. I felt like I was listening to Judas Priest for the first time!

ouuuuuuuuyou ckkkkkkksuck

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 12:04 AM

Oh god that does sound like me. :(

All he needs is to quote Towelie and he's all set.

ziggytrix Feb 6th, 2006 12:06 AM

I thought you were banned for unapologetically raping folks' mental images of Calvin & Hobbes, and then rebanned for circumventing that ban...

camacazio Feb 6th, 2006 12:14 AM

This must have all happened when I was out. All I notice about this guy is the apple avatar and the Vile avatar. The imagery is good.

Pram Maven Feb 6th, 2006 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
All he needs is to quote Towelie and he's all set.

Don't preach to me, fatso!

camacazio Feb 6th, 2006 12:38 AM

Go away. For the love of god your posts are so horrible. It's cute that you get the theme here--mocking people--but you don't have an ounce of wit in you. Jesus you just come up with stupid one liners like cockblasting ninny or fatso or fucktard or faggot from fagatron X or whatever else idiot things you come up with. You're so fucking stupid that you just don't get it. Do you actually have FUN posting here? I hate that question because you'll be all like "lol yeah you guys get all worked up" but damn man, just go away. You came back from a 2 day banning all like "ok I read the rules and I'm going to be better now" but like a whore-addict husband you're just going to fuck up again.

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by camacazio
This must have all happened when I was out. All I notice about this guy is the apple avatar and the Vile avatar. The imagery is good.

Have you ever played Megaman X8 yet?

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 12:44 AM


camacazio Feb 6th, 2006 12:44 AM

X6 killed the mega man series for me :(

So no, I haven't tried a new one since then.

Pram Maven Feb 6th, 2006 12:46 AM

No, I did read the rules, and I came back ready to follow them, and you were all jackasses to me. Then I remembered how I took over a messageboard less than a year ago, and recall that the only way I know to to be funny, is to be cruelly mean.

Looks like I'm not the ONLY one "not getting it"/any.

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2006 12:46 AM

Well for the love of god DO NOT play X7.

Vile's voice actor is great in X8. It's a lot better than X6. You should get it.


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