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MarioRPG Feb 11th, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I hope you're happy. >:

I'm sure he is.

Rongi Feb 11th, 2006 11:25 PM

i used to listen to pink floyd quite a bit, now i cant get into it anymore. i used to rave about animals, but when i listened to it a few days ago i was just bored

milhouse you should check out Bowie next

Emu Feb 11th, 2006 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i used to listen to pink floyd quite a bit, now i cant get into it anymore. i used to rave about animals, but when i listened to it a few days ago i was just bored

milhouse you should check out Bowie next

Yeah, that's exactly how I am. I think Pink Floyd is only really enjoyable if you're really depressed or if it's a warm summer night and you're sitting in a basement, drunk.

sadie Feb 11th, 2006 11:43 PM

listen to the early recordings.

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2006 01:10 AM

I like Zappa but Jazz from Hell is horrible.

bigtimecow Feb 12th, 2006 03:10 AM

i want to fly like an eagle
off of a cliff and into a parked buick :(

lunlun Feb 12th, 2006 12:37 PM

hello there :)

i dont know much about pink floyd but i wanted to comment on sth

Womti Feb 12th, 2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimebanned
i want to fly like an eagle
off of a cliff and into a parked buick :(

I want to fly like an eagle
straight into a tree :tear

sadie Feb 12th, 2006 01:49 PM

what is sth?

Sethomas Feb 12th, 2006 02:19 PM

It's almost "seth". :(

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2006 03:39 PM

I almost like Jazz From Hell, and every time I listen to it I like it a little more, but that 7-minute track of NOISE ruins it for me every time >:

Emu Feb 12th, 2006 03:43 PM

We found a joint under the driver's seat in the Datsun we bought.



The thing is probably 20+ years old.

Edit: Also, check out the sw33t battle scar on my thumb. >:

Edit 2: I wish I had thought to post it on Scarmageddon before it healed. :(

MarioRPG Feb 12th, 2006 04:20 PM

Woah, that looks like a piece of wood almost.

So who tried to smoke it? :/

Emu Feb 12th, 2006 04:25 PM

Nobody, apparently.

Lingering Haze Feb 12th, 2006 07:59 PM

So... are you gonna just bogart that or what?

xbxDaniel Feb 12th, 2006 08:05 PM

I found some weed in the parking lot at a Target once. Then some security guards came up to me while I had it in my hand.

EisigerBiskuit Feb 12th, 2006 10:39 PM

and you all hung out right?

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2006 06:59 AM

I think I need to pull a Willie and quit the Internet for a while because I had an I-Mock dream last night >:

GADZOOKS stole my copy of Jazz From Hell >:

Then Sam and I got stuck out in the middle of a haunted lagoon at like 2am >:

I didn't even get to have sex with GW >:

MetalMilitia Feb 13th, 2006 08:58 AM

Quote:

pull a Willie
:eek gay

Seven Force Feb 13th, 2006 11:02 AM

I too had an I-Mock dream last night! :eek Although mine was a hell of a lot weirder. I'll only share though if anyone's actually interested.

Chojin Feb 13th, 2006 11:09 AM

i'm sure dale would like to know in a pm

Seven Force Feb 13th, 2006 11:10 AM


Chojin Feb 13th, 2006 11:11 AM

shit, i was gonna do it ;<


Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 12:49 PM

Hi everybody!

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 02:01 PM

oh snap, only 8 posts until number 2000 :eek

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 02:01 PM

woah they guy sitting next to me is searching for pr0n on the internets :eek

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 02:02 PM

also he smells like p00p :eek

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2006 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In a PM to Chojin titled 'Apparently being a Liar is a bad thing...' I
Quote:

Originally Posted by In a PM to Nose I
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Originally Posted by nose
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Who let Prog Shooter in here?

Please kill yourself as soon as possible.

Dude, that's not very nice. Seriously, do you take no concern over how your words will effect people?

I wasn't happy about you posting in my thread, but now I'm just hurt. Can't you take a little joke? Do you have to go all mean & harsh & actually wish death on someone?

You have issues, & I hope you can get over them & go on to live a happy life.

P.S. Incase you missed where I announced it to the rest of the board, I have terminal cancer & only have nine months at most to live. Already the pain is severe enough that I contemplate suicide being a good idea instead of going on. Please think before you post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by In reply Nose
I'm really sorry.

I had no idea that you had cancer. It runs in my family and I just lost my uncle to it. My dad took it hard, and I've just been kind of numb since June, when my uncle died.

I used to date a girl whose sister had leukemia. Half of my customers at work smoke. It makes me really sad to know that I'm selling death to people, eighteen years of age and older. I smoked too, at one point, but I have enough things wrong with me, so I stopped.

Please don't actually consider suicide? Please? I used to be a suicide prevention counselor on a lynx-based Channel One chatroom , I'm here for you if you need to talk. I'm depressed myself, and every day is a struggle, and I don't know what to do anymore. I absolutely hate how selfish this country has gotten, and I can't seem to ever meet anyone who is real enough to have a converasation with, muchless marry and have children with. I have some mood stuff up here and there if you would like to listen to it; it's sort of negative music, but maybe if will help you feel better in some way. Thank you for waking me up.
*weak smile*

Either he's called my bluff like a master, or I've gone too far again.
Fuck, this would almost be funny if I didn't feel like such an ass.
Yeah, so I'm gonna take a few days off.
Days like this make me regret that I begged to be unbanned.
Well... Sorry.

& now I'm kinda back.

I guess I missed you guys.

Pram Maven Feb 13th, 2006 02:53 PM

*feeling kinda raped* :/

lunlun Feb 13th, 2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
what is sth?

i thought "sth" means "something"

sorry iif i was wrong


the joint is incredible

i would sell it on ebay

lunlun Feb 13th, 2006 04:45 PM

hmm
if prog shooter was serious in his mail i dont think its ok that you post it official

or did i miss something?

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I had an I-Mock dream last night >:

I've been having those more and more frequently lately :(

In the scariest I killed BAPE with an arrow because he was being a prick to me and Michael J. Fox was my lawyer :(

I got the death sentence because he was a shitty lawyer >:

xbxDaniel Feb 13th, 2006 05:11 PM

I can't find my Pink Panther movies.

Seven Force Feb 13th, 2006 05:44 PM

Great, Pub's back. :)

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2006 06:21 PM

OH REJOICE

Womti Feb 13th, 2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
i'm sure dale would like to know in a pm

not really. >:

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 07:06 PM

Thats not nice at all dale!

Milhouse I would love to hear about your I-mock dream in a pm so tell me right away!

Moobs Feb 13th, 2006 07:10 PM

I don't get PMs :(

I obviously haven't pissed you off dale, well
YOUR A CUNT :)

Womti Feb 13th, 2006 07:15 PM

guitar woman, if you read some other threads I have posted in, you would understand that chojin was making fun of me. unless you already knew that and were trying to be mean. >:

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2006 08:18 PM

The second one.
Because you deserve it. >:

Chojin Feb 13th, 2006 08:22 PM

I told Pub that if he had been proud of that instead of ashamed that he'd have what it takes to be a VET. I laughed myself sick at that pm :<

Sam Feb 13th, 2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I think I need to pull a Willie and quit the Internet for a while because I had an I-Mock dream last night >:

GADZOOKS stole my copy of Jazz From Hell >:

Then Sam and I got stuck out in the middle of a haunted lagoon at like 2am >:

I didn't even get to have sex with GW >:

I think out of any kind of I-Mockery dream you could have, that is the one with the most potential to become reality!!! :eek

camacazio Feb 13th, 2006 11:06 PM

I'm tired of doing homework.

Moobs Feb 13th, 2006 11:16 PM

I'm tired, I need to start sleeping :(

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I think out of any kind of I-Mockery dream you could have, that is the one with the most potential to become reality!!! :eek

GADZOOKS has to tell us that it's haunted first or else we wouldn't feel adventurous in the first place. :(

Also we have to push Retro Kat out of the way as we're walking down a dark hallway in the second floor of an abandoned college dormitory.

The cover of the album GADZOOKS stole from me was so blurred that Frank Zappa looked like Jon Lovitz. :(

And that's all I remember really.

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2006 12:16 AM

Geez Esuolim even I fucked GW in a dream but it was before I knew what she looked like so I was probably fucking someone else on the board.

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2006 12:17 AM


GADZOOKS Feb 14th, 2006 01:45 AM

Milhouse I would be doing you a favor if I stole Jazz From Hell.

I never had an I-mockery dream thank god, but I did have a dream I did a radio show with Mr. Adventure and I spent the next morning looking for it on my computer.

GADZOOKS Feb 14th, 2006 01:50 AM

And why am I always the damn Villian.

Is it because I think Guitar Woman is a humorless shill? AT LEAST IM BEING HONEST ABOUT IT.

Sam Feb 14th, 2006 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Milhouse I would be doing you a favor if I stole Jazz From Hell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
And why am I always the damn Villian.

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE THE HERO!

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 11:59 AM

hey sam will you be my valentine <3

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I laughed myself sick at that pm :<

Yeah, 'cause people slowly and painfully dying from cancer is FUNNY!
>:

I bet that, if MLE died from food poisoning one night, you couldn't wait to photoshop her kicking her own head through goal posts that look like a dinner fork with only the end prongs on it, and a tossed salad with death puke in it on the table/field as defense, later emailing the pictures to her family as an electronic greeting card with the caption, "I'm sorry your daughter's dead, but look at her KICK HER DEAD HEAD!"

Have a heart, man. A member of my family died, and you're LAUGHING about it. What's wrong with you. The god of the White Russians you drink would not be pleased.

glowbelly Feb 14th, 2006 02:46 PM

this has that one kid whose father died that chojin relentlessly teased written all over it.

Emu Feb 14th, 2006 02:48 PM

I liked your post better before you edited it, Prog/Nose/Mung/whatever your name is now

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 02:49 PM

Edited? What did I change? I dont' remember :(

I'm just Pram now.

Emu Feb 14th, 2006 03:15 PM

Guys I think I want the license plates on my Datsun to read "Anime Smasher" is that too many letters

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 03:27 PM

I'm afraid it is, Emu.


You could still get a rad bumper sticker that says that, though.


Or maybe the frames that go around the plates.

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 03:44 PM

Hey what are we gonna do when this thread hits page 666 :eek

Sethomas Feb 14th, 2006 03:46 PM

I don't know about you, but I'll do as always. That is, ROCK AND ROLL.

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 03:46 PM

We'll go to

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
I don't know about you, but I'll do as always. That is, ROCK AND ROLL.

Yeah I bet you're gonna play a led zepplin song backwards you satanic fuck

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2006 03:47 PM

POST PICTURES OF THE DEVIL :eek



:fireandbrimstone

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 03:48 PM

not yet we're like a hundred pages away from page 666

MarioRPG Feb 14th, 2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Hey what are we gonna do when this thread hits page 666 :eek

Probably judt keep mindlessly talking. :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 03:49 PM

judt

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2006 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
not yet we're like a hundred pages away from page 666

Yeah but it's Valentine's Day so if Pub Lover was here we'd be there by now. :(

lunlun Feb 14th, 2006 03:55 PM

hi Esu

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
POST PICTURES OF THE DEVIL


MarioRPG Feb 14th, 2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
judt

Me = "owned" :(

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 03:58 PM

holy shit you guys

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 03:59 PM

holy shit
 
Esuohlim = Milhouse only backwards holy shit

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2006 03:59 PM


Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2006 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
hi Esu

THERE'S A MOCK WARS THREAD FOR THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR >:

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 04:02 PM

it's called lets play duck duck goose by shyandquietguy

I'm going to go bring that thread back right now :(

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 04:02 PM

Re: holy shit
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Esuohlim = Milhouse only backwards holy shit

I just figured that out yesterday! It's GENIUS!

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 04:15 PM

hey guys i hope this is ok but i like Ranma 1/2

executioneer Feb 14th, 2006 04:22 PM

as long as you only like it 1/2 i'm fine with it :lol

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 04:23 PM

hey willie you should watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created :lol

executioneer Feb 14th, 2006 04:24 PM

i don't really watch tv that much :x

Womti Feb 14th, 2006 04:25 PM

gw, if you're not into anime, then that's a pretty dumb thing to say. anime fan.

executioneer Feb 14th, 2006 04:27 PM

don't tell anyone but i used to be able to tolerate anime :x

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 04:27 PM

what's a dumb thing to say, that I like Ranma 1/2?

Womti Feb 14th, 2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
hey willie you should watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created :lol

if you dont like anime, then why should you care that anything is an insult to it?

executioneer Feb 14th, 2006 05:25 PM

notice: :lol emoticon sometimes indicates lack of being serious

Womti Feb 14th, 2006 05:26 PM

:lol

MetalMilitia Feb 14th, 2006 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Geez Esuolim even I fucked GW in a dream but it was before I knew what she looked like

Well lets face it you're not going to dream about it after you've seen what she looks like

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dale
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
hey willie you should watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created :lol

if you dont like anime, then why should you care that anything is an insult to it?

you're still not making any sense at all, jesus christ shut the hell up

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 06:57 PM

if i had said "hey willie don't watch bobobo bo bo bobobo it's like an insult to all anime ever created" and used a >: emoticon at the end then I think i see where you're coming from, but the fact is that i didn't so shut up you idiot

Womti Feb 14th, 2006 06:58 PM

get some brain cells you mindless spaz; you get mad all the time and it makes you look stupid. :/

Guitar Woman Feb 14th, 2006 07:03 PM

oh i've got brain cells, i got your damn brain cells right fucking HERE >:

RAWR

Womti Feb 14th, 2006 07:08 PM

oh NO :eek

Sam Feb 14th, 2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
hey sam will you be my valentine <3

I'M JUST POSTING THIS TO MAKE SURE THAT SEVEN FORCE AND ESUOHLIM SEE IT AND GET JEALOUS

BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE MY VALENTINE GUITAR WOMAN, YOU MUST DEFEAT BOTH NOTHING4BUDDHA AND COMMRADE ROCKET IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH! :eek

nothing4buddha Feb 15th, 2006 02:10 PM

FUCK YOU SAM, WE'RE THROUGH

Chojin Feb 15th, 2006 02:26 PM

PRAM MAVEN I AM GLAD THAT YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD

I BET YOUR POSTS GAVE THEM THEIR TERMINAL CANCER

WHICH ENDED THEIR LIFE

AND CAUSED THEM TO DIE

YOU MUST STOP POSTING BEFORE IT SPREADS TO THE REST OF US

I'M COUNTING ON YOU



BREAKING CONTACT

Moobs Feb 15th, 2006 02:53 PM

Cancer doesn't sound nice.

Can I be scared now? :(

camacazio Feb 15th, 2006 02:57 PM

NO, NO YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN NEVER BE SCARED. I WON'T LET YOU WUSS OUT ON US NOW. YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Moobs Feb 15th, 2006 03:15 PM

I know you'll let me wuss out, I fucking know it

And knowing is half the battle >:

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2006 03:21 PM


Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2006 03:22 PM

chojin you need to delete moob's post he didn't do the page break right

Marc Summers Feb 15th, 2006 03:22 PM

Come on, guys :rolleyes

Yesterday was v-day, man...
C to the H to the ILLin'
what I'm talkin' 'bout

Oh how do you like my new avatar by the way I think it perfectly captures the essence of society as a whole


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