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Terra Feb 21st, 2006 01:24 PM

Nose posted porn?

Also, that is a very nice automated e-mail thing. Plus it's nice that a warning pm was sent out beforehand.

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 01:43 PM

I'm glad we have Terra here to tell us what's nice

Terra Feb 21st, 2006 02:23 PM

It's nice to see you here instead of Mock Wars. :)

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 02:26 PM

Because I'm a notorious Mock Wars junkie these days it's hard to imagine

Terra Feb 21st, 2006 02:30 PM

Apparently it has slowed down there for a bit (or everybody is sleeping it off).

I wanted to start a REAL feel good thread there but I think there is a required time limit. I don't want to rush into it. Just being back here and all.

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 02:48 PM

Yeah ok feel good thread uh huh sounds great so where's all the good people to talk to in this thread or at least a hi from Seven Force or something

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 02:50 PM

BTW when you make your thread people are just going to fight because it's in Mock Wars for crying out loud so then you'll just whine like you didn't expect it to happen so just drop the idea altogether ok

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2006 02:50 PM

yeah im here milhouse
but not for too long
i have to take out the trash :x

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 02:52 PM

hi liquidstatik how's it going man. :picklehat

that's the worst haiku ever though your second and third lines need to be switched :(

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 02:54 PM

I forgot to mention that for V-Day my GF got me the Adventures of Pete and Pete on DVD. :eek

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2006 02:59 PM

hah, my parents settled their divorce on VD. :o

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2006 03:06 PM

:(

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2006 03:08 PM

i thought it was funny. :(

Dole Feb 21st, 2006 03:48 PM

3 cheers for banning that tedious twat.

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2006 06:36 PM

If a girl constantly asks questions like "WHAT IF I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ANOTHER BOY" or "WHAT IF I HAD SEX AND STUFF WOULD YOU BE MAD?" all the time. Does that mean something is up? >:

MarioRPG Feb 21st, 2006 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
If a girl constantly asks questions like "WHAT IF I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ANOTHER BOY" or "WHAT IF I HAD SEX AND STUFF WOULD YOU BE MAD?" all the time. Does that mean something is up? >:

IT MEANS YOU AREN'T FUFILLING HER WOMANLY NEEDS.



:/

Terra Feb 21st, 2006 07:49 PM

EQUIPMENT CHECK!

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2006 08:33 PM

EIGHT. >:

Sam Feb 21st, 2006 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
So I finally went ahead and banned Pram Maven after breaking a record 10 board rules and posting pornography. Give the kid a hand!

I wanted to ban him the first day he ever posted. >:

GADZOOKS Feb 21st, 2006 11:58 PM

Is this the first autistic child to be banned?

Chojin Feb 22nd, 2006 04:13 AM

not even, mmmcdaniel's parents wrote in after his banning.

Seven Force Feb 22nd, 2006 10:46 AM


Seven Force Feb 22nd, 2006 10:47 AM

This page needs more apple.

That apple isn't getting enough love.

Kill it with fire it's the only option.

MetalMilitia Feb 22nd, 2006 05:40 PM

god damnit. I just found out I missed the hand in date of TWO assignments on monday due to bieng in Austria. I completly forgot they where due in. gay.

I might try and get an extension as the circumstances of them not bieng handed in where pretty un avoidable but they hate it when you ask after the hand in date. fucking damnit.

Esuohlim Feb 22nd, 2006 09:23 PM

I have a test tomorrow about deriving some integrals or something and I should be studying but math is only hard for retards so I'm not going to :picklehat

MarioRPG Feb 22nd, 2006 09:33 PM

I have a test tommorow on how to open programs in Windows 98.



Yeah, I'm joking. That was last week's test.

camacazio Feb 22nd, 2006 10:29 PM

I have a probability test on friday. I fucking hate probability.

Marc Summers Feb 22nd, 2006 11:25 PM

I had a midterm today at 8:00 am on how to make a circuit that would output a pulse on either every 3rd or 5th clock cycle, depending on what the input tells you. And on 2's compliment overflow.

Only 2 questions in 50 minutes?????
OK I aced it so there :bow

AChimp Feb 22nd, 2006 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
not even, mmmcdaniel's parents wrote in after his banning.

Well, I'll be damned. I forgot to respond to that email. Oh well. :lol

Dr. Boogie Feb 23rd, 2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
And on 2's compliment overflow.

We used to call that ass-kissing.

Jixby Phillips Feb 23rd, 2006 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
not even, mmmcdaniel's parents wrote in after his banning.

are you for real !!

Jixby Phillips Feb 23rd, 2006 06:06 AM

double post

MetalMilitia Feb 23rd, 2006 06:47 AM

How would you like it if I double posted my fist into your face?

Im only joking, im not really going to do that. :)

sadie Feb 23rd, 2006 10:28 AM

sometimes i think "that metal's either gotten more tolerable, or i've just gotten used to him." and then others, i just want to tell you to shut up. like now.

MetalMilitia Feb 23rd, 2006 01:01 PM

:(

Anyway. Guess what I found on the Internet?

A funny picture involving a kitty!



Well I thought it was funny >:

Seven Force Feb 23rd, 2006 01:44 PM

Just shut up!

Seven Force Feb 23rd, 2006 01:44 PM

You think he would've got it the first time. :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Feb 23rd, 2006 01:57 PM

Its rude to talk about people in the third person when they are sitting right next to you (in the internet), you fucking minge bag.

Manners are not your strong point I assume.

Seven Force Feb 23rd, 2006 02:01 PM

I was referring to you directly. When I told you to shut up.

Which, I see, you didn't do.

Seven Force Feb 23rd, 2006 02:02 PM

So I think i'm getting better on CoV. I bet up a bunch of snake creatures. I think those are liberal cunts. :(

MetalMilitia Feb 23rd, 2006 02:12 PM

I bet you're not getting better at CoV

at all >:

Emu Feb 23rd, 2006 02:13 PM

as long as CoV doesn't stands for city of vaginas :lol

Sethomas Feb 23rd, 2006 04:59 PM

I got a retarded forward from a hot chick friend of mine, asking to think of a television program and replace a key word of its title with "vagina". Like, "The Family Vagina" or "The Vagina Guy" for Family Guy. Instead of perpetuating it, I just asked her if "Leave it to Beaver" already counts as one. :(

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:38 AM

man, you're crazy!

executioneer Feb 24th, 2006 04:48 AM

sevenforce could you at least have the decency to not host that avatar yourself

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 12:10 PM

I haven't posted in this thread in a while what's going on

Juttin Feb 24th, 2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I haven't posted in this thread in a while what's going on


Jesus is crying :(

camacazio Feb 24th, 2006 12:41 PM

Good 'ol breakfast.

camacazio Feb 24th, 2006 12:42 PM

Yup, I'm eating it.

camacazio Feb 24th, 2006 12:43 PM

I'm done.

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 01:58 PM

what did you eat

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 03:59 PM

hey guitaaaar woman, how goes it? :o

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:10 PM

ok I guess

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:10 PM

I'm angry because i want it to be april, cause that when all the cool shit happens this year >:

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:18 PM

i must not be on the cool train, what happens in april? :x

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:20 PM

this:

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:22 PM

and more importantly this:

xbxDaniel Feb 24th, 2006 04:23 PM

What's the first one?

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:23 PM

the silent hill movie

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:27 PM

i heard they were making the movie, but i haven't read anything about it yet. from the picture you posted, it looks pretty sick.

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:29 PM

the trailer is really scary

also I hear they're using actual soundtrack music from the games, which makes it that much better :o

xbxDaniel Feb 24th, 2006 04:29 PM

Sick in a good way, or a bad way?

What storyline does it follow, or is it making it's own story?

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:31 PM

it's a melange of the first three, but it mostly follows the SH1 story.

xbxDaniel Feb 24th, 2006 04:32 PM

I'll have to take a look into actually playing them. I've rented them before, but my attention was lost pretty quickly.

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:33 PM

in a good way, of course.

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:34 PM

I've never played any SH games, but I've seen footage of the part in SH2 where pyramid head rapes a bunch of mannequins and it was gross

It made me lol though :(

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:40 PM

http://www.todojuegos.com/ftopic17733.html

I have no clue what any of it says, but if you scroll to the bottom there's pictures. :D

King Hadas Feb 24th, 2006 04:40 PM

Its funny that Konami would allow a scene like that in (even if its made in a way that Konami can deny that was the intention) but they wont allow scenes of suicide. Red Pyrmaid Head is going to be awesome even though they kind of took the "red" out of equation.

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 04:42 PM

I saw most of those in the trailer

which is here by the way

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:44 PM

brb guys i have to piss

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 04:47 PM

k im back

I saw some of Kill Bill Vol. 2 last night for the first time, and it was pretty kick ass. That whole punching-from-your-finger-tips thing was cool.

MarioRPG Feb 24th, 2006 05:07 PM


Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I saw some of Kill Bill Vol. 2 .

I've yet to see any.

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
and more importantly this:

If this is the new Zelda game I heard it's been pushed back to Fall '06

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2006 05:20 PM

Also why the fuck does he look like a woman

MarioRPG Feb 24th, 2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If this is the new Zelda game I heard it's been pushed back to Fall '06

It's been pushed back like 5 times.

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2006 05:23 PM

Yeah I know but my point was that it's not coming in April, geez

MarioRPG Feb 24th, 2006 05:25 PM

Good things come to those that wait.
I suppose. :/

lunlun Feb 24th, 2006 05:30 PM

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH why didnt i know that theres a knew Zelda game?

never heard of it.. but links nose is quite.. round.. hmmm

guitar woman do you know the title of the new zelda ?

MarioRPG Feb 24th, 2006 05:37 PM

It's going to be called The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
Yeah, that's right, I stole Guitar Woman's chance to answer. Sorry in advance :(

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Also why the fuck does he look like a woman

the plot is that link decides he is trapped in the wrong body and has an operation

Guitar Woman Feb 24th, 2006 07:01 PM

also I have to kill someone now because I swore to god I would if they pushed back any further >:

King Hadas Feb 24th, 2006 08:03 PM

From what I've heard, the new Zelda game is going to be so long their gonna have to put it on two disks.

liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2006 08:13 PM

I haven't played a zelda game since N64. :/

camacazio Feb 24th, 2006 11:51 PM

Good move.

Jixby Phillips Feb 25th, 2006 12:20 AM

The Zelda games should have stopped after the super nintendo one

the others i've played are tedious as fuck

sadie Feb 25th, 2006 12:29 AM

the 64 one was okay, but my fave was the super nintendo. i've never played any newer ones.

Rongi Feb 25th, 2006 12:59 AM

Ocarina Of Time was such hot shit back then, i was the only dude who didnt find it fun in the slightest

ItalianStereotype Feb 25th, 2006 09:32 AM

you don't never like nuffin, rongi

you and james

nothing4buddha Feb 25th, 2006 11:26 AM

the new zelda is never coming out.

Matt Harty Feb 25th, 2006 12:40 PM

what is this shit for GAMECUBE or something :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Feb 25th, 2006 02:47 PM

I got another £35 parking fine today which officaly marks the occasion of me loosing count of how much I have spent on parking fines since learning to drive. :(

Pancakes Feb 25th, 2006 02:56 PM

stop parking!

Moobs Feb 25th, 2006 04:29 PM

I was planning on keeping my gamecube for this game, but I may just sell it for the extra cash :/

GADZOOKS Feb 25th, 2006 04:39 PM

Super Mario 64 and Mario Kart were the only reasons to buy a N64 and thank god those games were so fantastic it was worth the price. The gamecube has nothing and will have nothing to warrant it even a rental from me.


Also, Rongi and Milhouse will like this video of Frank Zappa on Crossfire. Well maybe not Milhouse because it's 50 MBs.

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/02/zappa.mov

Supafly345 Feb 25th, 2006 08:28 PM

Zappa is too artsy and tries to explain to them in hippy language why songs shouldn't be cencored, and they can't understand him.

GADZOOKS Feb 25th, 2006 08:43 PM

That one guy couldn't get incest off his mind.

lunlun Feb 25th, 2006 08:49 PM

i didnt like majoras mask at all..

it wasdent so mucgh fun

but the windwaker was good.. but i didnt liked the design..


i looking forward tothe twilight princess

lunlun Feb 25th, 2006 08:53 PM

but i dont like links ne3w nose

looks like.. a ... an idiot

xbxDaniel Feb 25th, 2006 09:59 PM

So, how's everybody's evening going?

Womti Feb 25th, 2006 10:00 PM

>:


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