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FartinMowler Dec 2nd, 2006 07:37 PM


Terra Dec 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Fartin is way better then Terra. Like lightyears.

You still haven't worked up the nerve to blow yourself yet, have you Gaddy?

Please. Your never going to experience the art of fellatio unless you just bite the bullet and do yourself.

Terra Dec 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Three rahrah's for the loser that can't get it in real life.

Terra is like a masculine version of Fartin. :eek

Let's ban them. >:

Oh Pub. Really.

I mean, SERIOUSLY.

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
You still haven't worked up the nerve to blow yourself yet, have you Gaddy?

Please. Your never going to experience the art of fellatio unless you just bite the bullet and do yourself.

I don't understand how this could possibly be a sufficient comeback. At all. Since when are nonsequiturs funny anyway, geez.

Sethomas Dec 3rd, 2006 12:04 AM

So he shoots the Laplander!

GADZOOKS Dec 3rd, 2006 04:56 AM

What does me sucking my own dick have to do with you being a dork?

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2006 02:52 PM

Fartin, when I said I didn't get this gilligan shit, I was being serious, I mean totally seriously. ;)

I've never seen that show. :eek


I loled at that picture but it was a equal tie between your inabilty to crop & a lady touching my shoulder, which is totally like serious in my book. :x

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2006 02:55 PM


Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2006 02:57 PM

I did it in MSPaint, so it's got a little more Jpeg blur. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2006 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Oh Pub. Really.

I mean, SERIOUSLY.

This suggests that you read my posts, which I find amusing, yet offensive. >:

Seriously. ;(

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2006 06:01 PM

Forgive me if I appear absent, but I'm moving. Later, guys.

Pub Lover Dec 3rd, 2006 06:06 PM

Who are you again?

FartinMowler Dec 3rd, 2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

I loled at that picture but it was a equal tie between your inabilty to crop & a lady touching my shoulder, which is totally like serious in my book. Sick
I'm learning how to use In-design :( I'm practicing for the next Mock war >:

Terra Dec 3rd, 2006 10:12 PM

This suggests that you read my posts, which I find amusing, yet offensive. >:

Seriously. ;

Oh Pub. As offensive as this may seem, I try to read all of your post if they are in GB. But I have standards, low as they are and I will not read much else of yours anywhere else on the forum.

:bow

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 12:54 AM

guys, im bored :/

Shifty Dec 4th, 2006 01:22 AM

Thats your plan is it? WELL NOW ITS FOILED HAHAHAH!

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 01:24 AM

>:

Shifty Dec 4th, 2006 01:56 AM

:lol

MarioRPG Dec 4th, 2006 02:57 PM

:/

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2006 03:24 PM

Hey you guys get a load of the new guy who can't read rules :rollin

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
guys, im bored :/

You & me both, buddy. ;(

We only have ourselves to blame. :eek


>:

Guitar Woman Dec 4th, 2006 04:42 PM


Guitar Woman Dec 4th, 2006 04:43 PM

are we still doing that

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
guys, im bored :/

You & me both, buddy. ;(

We only have ourselves to blame. :eek


>:

I don't have friends anymore :[

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaz
are we still doing that

Sweetie, if you like doing it that way, then I don't mind. ;)

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 04:52 PM

Today I was in EB games and watched two women get angry at the guy behind the counter for not having Wii's...one lady turned around and asked me why they had so many boxes and posters and I said "I think the boxes are empty and I don't know why you are talking to me" and then she scowled at me, I laughed and said "you're spoiled child won't get a Wii and did a loser symbol with my hand :) I don't like when people talk to me in line.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
I don't have friends anymore :[

Whose fault is it then, Mister Internet?

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I don't like when people talk to me in line.

I would have been polite, but then I'm not a big ol' line jerk. ;(

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
I don't have friends anymore :[

Whose fault is it then, Mister Internet?

its maybe half mine and half everyone elses. if people here didn't suck so bad, i'd surely be their friend. :O

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2006 05:12 PM

You've got a friend in me, liquidstatik :D

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 05:15 PM

yay ;D

dad said you could come watch a movie
but your mom has to pick you up, he doesn't have enough gas ;_;

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
im agnostic because i dont see a good reason to believe in a god ;o

i remember you saying a while ago you were christian :eek what happened there

i got bad friends :x


liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 05:30 PM

they made me listen to Marilyn Manson :x

Jixby Phillips Dec 4th, 2006 05:52 PM

lol fartins story

tenno Dec 4th, 2006 06:01 PM

:) man i'm late for this! no wonder there's so few threads these days!

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 06:09 PM

Publovers story

Today I went to the mall and picked up a rock and to my amazement they had left handed sticks for sticking people

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 06:13 PM

What? :confused

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 06:17 PM


Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 06:21 PM

I sure hope Gadzooks, or Jixby is amused by this shit, because I am completely bewildered as to who the hell you think I am. :undecidedemoticon

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 06:48 PM

Pubs first real christmas





Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 06:56 PM

Still can't crop?

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:00 PM


:lol

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 07:01 PM

:/ I don't know why it does that...my kids are decorating the tree :)

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:03 PM

No one has ever given me a shiny rock. :tear

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:04 PM

Fartin's jokes are better if you're drunk, so I suggest anyone reading this go get drunk. :drunk


INTERNET DRUNK AT WORK! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:05 PM

:lol

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 07:05 PM

So I went into Tenth Street Market to see what flavors of hookah tobacco (some call it shisha, including me) they had that the other international stores lacked. They had some mighty shiny boxes, but they were more expensive. However, the shine was so shiny that I broke down and bought two flavors. Right now, I'm smoking the Cinnamon and it is GOOD, guys. It's really fucking good.

tenno Dec 4th, 2006 07:05 PM

you using MSPAINT? Resize bitches!

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 07:09 PM

Holy shit, I just realized that I totally should have stolen geological and paleontological specimens from my work and mailed that out as my Christmas Gift. I deal with all kinds of shiny rocks and weird fossils and even dinosaur shit from time to time. Literally, coprolite... I had to move a fossilized turd a while ago. It'd make for a great stocking stuffer.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:10 PM


Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Right now, I'm smoking the Cinnamon and it is GOOD, guys. It's really fucking good.

Did you manage to get your hookah to stop making everything taste of mint?

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 07:21 PM

Yeah, before I started this bowl I was like, "man, I don't want ANY INTERFERENCE with this SHINY box stuff", so I gave it a total clean-out and it was totally worth it.

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 07:38 PM


Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:39 PM

Perfect. :lol

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 07:41 PM

I know it's fartin and all, but I really like the word "smite" so I don't like seeing it abused. "Smote" is the simple past, but I'm pretty sure his sig needs the past participle, "smitten". Like, "he should be eaten", not "he should be ate".

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 07:45 PM

:/ do you drink your bong water?

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 07:48 PM

SAVE THAT FOR THE FOOD FORUM >:

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 07:51 PM

Comments so far on my YouTube video discussing my modern augmentation of the Cosmological Argument:

1) great video! clear arguement, kinda hard to dispute. i never thought about the implications of relativity in that way, very interesting.

2) satin V-neck pajamas? oooh.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:57 PM

Seth used to have a quote of me talking about him in his sig, those videos prove that quote true if you're one of the many Fartins of the world.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Seth used to have a quote of me talking about him in his sig, those videos prove that quote true if you're one of the many Fartins of the world.

What? :lol

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 08:02 PM

Pub, you are DEAD to me. As soon as I can get tickets to New Zealand you'll be dead IN GENERAL. :adventure

Nah, I guess I had that coming if I read that as I think you meant it.

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 08:04 PM

hey mr. smarty pants, whats the url to your video? :O

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 08:10 PM

Man you guys are the LAST people with whom I should share this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klOQwSMdI70

My voice is awkward.

I've been posting a lot, I think that means I should take my crazy pill now.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Pub, you are DEAD to me. As soon as I can get tickets to New Zealand you'll be dead IN GENERAL. :adventure

I look forward to the day that I push someone so far that they actually do fly 12 hours just to kill me. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Nah, I guess I had that coming if I read that as I think you meant it.

Fartin hates people that act 'smart' as he feels they are trying to fool him in some way.

My only gripes about your videos are purely technical, & I already mentioned them on your LJ.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
My voice is awkward.

Do you secks your lady with that voice, Sir? :posh

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 08:17 PM

Yeah, it does seem pretty implausible. Anyways.




That always reminds me of


Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ant10708
Who cares about Iraq when their are evil corporations profitting off of the shame of Pluto?

:lol :geggy

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:27 PM

Of course, I think most Americans have stupid voices, so I might be giving Seth too much slack. Any of you Yanks wanna tell me how silly his voice really is?

xbxDaniel Dec 4th, 2006 08:30 PM

He sounds like a well-versed, american guy. Sounds like my friend when he's patronizing me. :/

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2006 08:32 PM

Since he sounds like he has a midwest accent, it seems that he has the least stupid of the American accents. They are the kind that news anchors are supposed to have as they are the most understandable :knowledge

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 08:45 PM

oh man seth i understood like half of that, but you sound sexxay :O

i have a southern accent, shut up >:

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
least stupid of the American accents

:lol

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:50 PM

The best part of the madlibs was always when someone would read them afterwards.

You guys should do the madlibs again, but using youtube. :lol

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 08:52 PM

that sounds cool, really ;<

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:10 PM

I KNOW! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:14 PM

Hey guys, I know none of you have heard about it, but the coup in Fiji is big news down here.

I'm listening into a Fiji radio station, & they are trying to interview members of Parliament over the phone, but there is a sudden scuffle & the line goes dead, and this has happened three times now with different MPs. Military coups are crazy! :eek

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:17 PM

uh oh :eek

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:19 PM

The details of the coup would be funny if just one of the guys involved hinted it was irony. :x

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:19 PM

hahahhahahahahahahahaha
i hope zeldasbeggiestfan goes blind ;<

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 4th, 2006 09:20 PM

Its only one eye! Hahahahahaha eat it fucker.

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:20 PM

anyway hey pub what are you talking about? :[

im not up on current events :x

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey guys, I know none of you have heard about it, but the coup in Fiji is big news down here.

:(

Current events is hell of funny in a delayed gratification way. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:24 PM

Do you know what a coup d'├ętat is, Liquid?

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:24 PM

:(

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:25 PM

no thats why i was confused ;<

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:26 PM

See, now I feel like a jerk for assuming everyone has education. :(

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:28 PM

okay nevermind google helped me :[

and nah you're not a jerk, bby
i hate being so uneducated, though
i should have listened during school ;/

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:28 PM

But you can easily live without knowing that shit, so I'll just shut up about it. :)

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:30 PM

yeah i know who cares about ireland are wtf/e you live anyway

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:30 PM

jk pub

FartinMowler Dec 4th, 2006 09:31 PM

I hope someone over throws this thread :/

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:31 PM

Adverb
Verb
Verb in the past tense

xbxDaniel Dec 4th, 2006 09:33 PM

Quickly
Fart
fucked

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
jk pub

"Just kidding, but only a little! ;)"

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:34 PM

Adjective
Plural Noun
A fictional character

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I hope someone over throws this thread :/

With what, Fartin? WITH WHAT? :eek

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 09:36 PM

Damn stupid pagebreaks. >:

liquidstatik Dec 4th, 2006 09:40 PM

i know, right ;o

Sethomas Dec 4th, 2006 09:42 PM

Aphoristic
hoses
Jean Valjean


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