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Bass Oct 21st, 2004 12:47 PM

I just got called a bad human being...

I didn't actually call a bad human being.... I don't call people on the phone much

Bass Oct 21st, 2004 01:01 PM

I just can't believe that someone who stabbed me in the leg, would call me 'a bad human being'

ScruU2wice Oct 21st, 2004 11:41 PM

so yeah I have till like nov. 1st to put in my application to northwestern :(

Matt Harty Oct 22nd, 2004 04:50 PM

hi bass

Bass Oct 22nd, 2004 04:51 PM

Hi Matt

thebiggameover Oct 22nd, 2004 07:21 PM

THIS IS MY 666TH POST!

nothing4buddha Oct 22nd, 2004 07:23 PM

:eek

Sam Oct 22nd, 2004 08:12 PM


ThisIsWitty Oct 22nd, 2004 10:07 PM

You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?

WhiteRat Oct 22nd, 2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty
You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?

Consult a pediatrition. They will tell you everything you need to know.

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

pediatrition
oh lordy

The Retro Kat Oct 22nd, 2004 11:18 PM

So I was writing a movie with a friend of mine about Santa being a vigalante against a drug dealer named Jezu, and I came up with the best line"

BAD GUY: What are you going to do about it, Santa? Put some coal in my stocking?
SANTA: No, I'm going to put some lead in your pipes. (Promptly shoots bad guy in head)

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2004 11:19 PM

no he has to shoot him in the THROAT in the THROAT goddamn it

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2004 11:19 PM

or in the dick :x

The Retro Kat Oct 22nd, 2004 11:23 PM

OUCH WILLIE, THAT WOULD HURT, R U A SADIST?

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2004 11:25 PM

yes

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2004 11:25 PM

plus those are the two places occasionally referred to as your "pipes" :x

The Retro Kat Oct 22nd, 2004 11:27 PM

DO YOU EVAR STOP THINKING WILLIE?

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2004 11:28 PM

when i start drinking i stop thinking

The Retro Kat Oct 22nd, 2004 11:38 PM

IM THINKIN NOW SOMEONE AINT DRINKIN

ScruU2wice Oct 24th, 2004 11:51 PM

I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(

The Retro Kat Oct 24th, 2004 11:55 PM

THINKIN LINKIN

liquidstatik Oct 25th, 2004 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(

haha, well of course its not going to be funny. :(

Just like.. when you think of anything and you rlike *OMFG ITS SO COOL* In a few days your going to hate it. No matter what it is. :/

GADZOOKS Oct 25th, 2004 02:04 AM

You guys should make asian family matters with your friends :/

Ninjavenom Oct 25th, 2004 09:46 PM

hey kids

ScruU2wice Oct 26th, 2004 12:05 AM

Ok I'm done no more revising this crap..

ScruU2wice Oct 26th, 2004 06:18 PM

is that phsyco mantis in your avatar ninja..

ArrowX Oct 26th, 2004 06:56 PM

SEX

Ninjavenom Oct 26th, 2004 10:16 PM

oh yus, he looks old-school angry, ya'll

Emu Oct 26th, 2004 10:21 PM

watch it jack

StonerDave Oct 26th, 2004 10:33 PM

Not just your ordinary sanitary napkin, ladies.

nothing4buddha Oct 26th, 2004 10:37 PM

KOTEX FITS PERIOD

liquidstatik Oct 27th, 2004 01:16 AM

Somebody start up the mad libs, again. Those sure were the days. :/

Big McLargehuge Oct 27th, 2004 05:09 AM

those were the days if you were a fan of unfunny madlibs >:

liquidstatik Oct 27th, 2004 12:07 PM

FUCK YOU, BRAINY >:

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:41 PM

This thread is like my adopted baby.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:42 PM

I took it away from it's dope fiend parents.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:42 PM

Gave it love & attention.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:44 PM

But then my I found it in bed with my homosexual life partner.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:45 PM

Oh The Betrayal!

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:45 PM

In my rage I raped & abused it.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:46 PM

But soon I realised what I had done.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:47 PM

I called the child protection agency, & I confessed my crimes.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:47 PM

A nice man came & took it away.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:48 PM

The nice man took it to a safe place, away from any abusive people.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:49 PM

But now I see that it was taken back from there by a known pervert & crossdresser.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:50 PM

All the abuse has started again.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:51 PM

My poor baby. If only I was a stronger man, & could resist the temptation, & not abuse you thus.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 12:52 PM

My Poor, Poor Baby.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 02:28 PM

I just had an arguement with an American.
My initial standpoint was that the US media is overly censored & bias.
That soon degraded to a petty volley of 'Your country is stinky!'

It's getting too easy to win uch arguments.

FIX YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY! >:

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 02:29 PM

He He. :)

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 02:30 PM

Postcount. >:

StonerDave Oct 27th, 2004 04:25 PM

Gringos are sexy.

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2004 04:31 PM

You just ruined this thread. >:

ScruU2wice Oct 27th, 2004 11:55 PM

bound to happen..

Pub Lover Oct 28th, 2004 01:00 AM

Why don't these newbs learn? They're always fucking with the divine order. >:

Hey Saad! How's ya?

ArrowX Oct 28th, 2004 01:09 AM

Add one to my postcount

Emu Oct 28th, 2004 01:21 AM


Pub Lover Oct 28th, 2004 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowX
Add one to my postcount

That's not fucking funny! >:

Either put the effort in, or don't bother. In this thread there are over 50 pages solely posted by me. Do you understand the kind of commitment to my postcount that entails? No, you fucking newbs have no clue, no fucking clue at all! >:

The Retro Kat Oct 28th, 2004 06:35 PM

HES DA MAN

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2004 10:44 PM

Guys Ken Jennings died on his way to Jeopardy today. :(

thebiggameover Oct 28th, 2004 10:51 PM

you lie...
>:

racialslur Oct 28th, 2004 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu

It's like its getting smaller...BUT NOT!!! :o

Matt Harty Oct 29th, 2004 10:41 AM

PUB LOVERS BACK TIME TO PARTY ++

liquidstatik Oct 29th, 2004 12:12 PM

WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?

Bass Oct 29th, 2004 01:28 PM

I just found out I got a 1390 on my SATs... The people sitting next to me are telling me that's good... so I guess I should be pleased

Esuohlim Oct 29th, 2004 02:23 PM

That's such a bad score I mean you should be ashamed and you might as well apply for a job at the gas station right now.

Emu Oct 29th, 2004 04:33 PM

THIS IS THE 6666TH REPLY TO THIS THREAD :(

FreakinStrange Oct 29th, 2004 04:57 PM

and this is the 6667th :(

Esuohlim Oct 29th, 2004 06:06 PM

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2004 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?

I'm sitting at home and masturbating while eating soup and talking to you guys :wank

Matt Harty Oct 30th, 2004 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?

HOME I JUST GOT MY HAIR CUT LOOKS COOL :o

Emu Oct 30th, 2004 12:06 PM

i haven't cut my hair in nearly 3 years :( :(

Emu Oct 30th, 2004 12:13 PM

it tickles my back now :(

Matt Harty Oct 30th, 2004 12:15 PM

I get pissed when my hair touches my ears, so that's usually when it gets cut.

ScruU2wice Oct 31st, 2004 12:45 AM

So yesterday I was on the bus ride back home from a math team meet and we were passing bussy woods and I was all trying to be funny in a scary story around the campfire voice:
"I've heard terrible stories about bussy woods, once three teens walked into these woods but never walked out"
Of course only a handful of people got it and started saying "yeah I hope we don't get died in these woods" than I said "Yeah I hope I don't get dyed purple, again"
So right than this very attractive girl that I kinda had a crush on says "Are you gay?" I don't understand how to respond so I fake crying.

But yeah normally I don't care when people say stupid stuff like that, but It just kinda makes me feel like I have some protruding flaw that I'm not noticing and my friends are ignoring, but It's glaring to other people.

Regardless I totally got her back by masterbating to her year book picture. In your face bitch, (all too literally)

Emu Oct 31st, 2004 01:53 PM

i wonder if nickelodeon will show the halloween episode of salute your shorts

Emu Oct 31st, 2004 01:53 PM

or are they just going to show more of that amanda show lobster shit

Emu Oct 31st, 2004 01:54 PM

OMFG ANGRY BEAVERS

Emu Oct 31st, 2004 01:55 PM

OMFG 3000

ArrowX Oct 31st, 2004 02:11 PM

And one

Jim Duncan - Weather Oct 31st, 2004 05:00 PM

I made like 100 posts in this thread in about 3 days one time. :(

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2004 11:43 PM

We all did, Jim. Those were the days. :(

ScruU2wice Nov 1st, 2004 12:10 AM

yeah when you really couldn't keep up and everything you typed became out of context all to quickly..

Sajuuk Nov 1st, 2004 02:43 PM

No, not really.

Emu Nov 1st, 2004 04:11 PM

i had hoped you died

sadie Nov 1st, 2004 04:32 PM

I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER!

ScruU2wice Nov 1st, 2004 07:12 PM

anyone could with that cute a baby.. :(

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2004 07:39 PM

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Anonymous Nov 1st, 2004 08:00 PM

no.

racialslur Nov 1st, 2004 08:01 PM

Its better to have a low postcount than a high one. On that note, I love Burgerlord.

The Retro Kat Nov 1st, 2004 09:23 PM

IM GIONG TO FIND YOUI IN IOWA AND STICK MY PULSATING PENIS IN BETWEEN YOUR BUNS AND RAPE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU


FAG


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