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10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 05:58 PM

Congratulations Kitsa. I hope everything is going well. :smileyface

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2010 06:31 PM

So you gonna eat her or what?

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2010 06:47 PM

oh, yeah, does a c-section yield delicious placenta?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 07:01 PM

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-s...oast-since-911

bigtimecow Jan 28th, 2010 07:58 PM

sup imock i'm so fucking barrreeed

Sam Jan 28th, 2010 08:24 PM

what

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2010 08:54 PM

Going to refrain from eating my child. I'm sure they ripped the placenta out with everything else...as I said, really bizarre feeling. And the pain afterward is pretty unbelievable. It surprised me, and I've had a lot of this stuff. But they loop me up enough for me to get around.

Sam Jan 28th, 2010 09:02 PM

the baby pulled it all out of you like someone cleaning a trout

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 670087)
no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.

TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM

Kitsa just had a kid and you are babbling about meth. What the hell is wrong with you.

bigtimecow Jan 28th, 2010 09:16 PM

right make sure the baby doesn't read this thread

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2010 09:23 PM

Kitsa's kid isn't the only thing that ever happened, Kitsa understands this.

bigtimecow Jan 28th, 2010 09:27 PM

who was the last person to have a baby? glowbelly? where the fuck is she

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2010 09:29 PM

Terra, hahaha

WhiteRat Jan 29th, 2010 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 670131)
Terra, hahaha


Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

Womti Jan 29th, 2010 09:46 AM


LIEK OMG YOU GUYS

Terra Jan 29th, 2010 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 670163)
Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

I asked for a black baby but they said I would have to be on crack to qualify. So they let me take an oriental one.

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2010 10:35 AM

Well congratulations for everyone with a baby, no matter where they got it from.

Glad to hear that everything went well and that you are ok, Kitsa.

b_squared Jan 29th, 2010 10:52 AM

Congrats on your new baby girl Kitsa.

Dimnos Jan 29th, 2010 02:53 PM

Quote:

An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.
http://mddailyrecord.com/2010/01/27/...groundhog-day/


10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2010 04:03 PM

Good luck with that Peta. I can't tell what the image is Dimnos but I'm hoping if Peta succeeds the hedgehog will turn out like Mecha Sonic and have a jetpack.

Edit: It only took a minute for the top ad to change to sonic the hedgehog for me after posting about Mecha Sonic. :)

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2010 04:25 PM


Bubsy Jan 29th, 2010 04:28 PM

watch out bill marry!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:x

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2010 04:33 PM

:lol

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2010 04:36 PM

holy fucknut, Kahljorn really does have summoning powers

BURN THE GODDAMNED WITCH

Colonel Flagg Jan 29th, 2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 670223)
Quote:

An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.

How about CGI?



ALVIN!!!!!!!!


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