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Terra Feb 1st, 2010 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 670479)
Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through.... :puke

Suck it up. You're drinking cum with less sugar.

Reap it. It's what the wimenz have to put up with.

We need money or just be the fuck head over heals in love.

If you payz monies...it goes down better....

Love? That shit gets stuck in the craw. :lol

Babs Feb 1st, 2010 03:36 AM

I think I just ran into the Tourette's Guy a little while ago at Jolly Pirate Donut's just down the street from me.

Fathom Zero Feb 1st, 2010 05:55 AM

He's dead.

Kitsa Feb 1st, 2010 07:18 AM

you think protein shakes are bad...I smelled some formula yesterday that damn near made me puke.

Colonel Flagg Feb 1st, 2010 10:49 AM

Warning - this is extremely gross:

Our littlest was having some - shall we say, bathroom problems. When I changed a poopy diaper, I noted the dude had made a load of dark chocolate peanut M&M's. Not too bad, but since it was his first dump in about 2 days, I was very happy. "Good job, little dude!" Then came the volcano. Mt. Vesuvius erupted. This was after his bath, when he was nice and relaxed, so it all came out at once. He got it all over his PJ's and I got it all over my hands cleaning him up, as this is the kind of dump that doesn't stay put, if you know what I mean.

What I'm trying to say, I guess, is that it doesn't matter how gross anything is, there's always more grossness yet to come. Comforting thought.

Pentegarn Feb 1st, 2010 10:51 AM

That wasn't as gross as I thought it would be

elx Feb 1st, 2010 10:58 AM

you guys just really dont want any of us to eat this week :(

Terra Feb 1st, 2010 11:40 AM

As bad as things are, they could always be worse. Just keep that in mind. :(

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 11:47 AM

at least he didn't pee in your face and laugh

Terra Feb 1st, 2010 12:13 PM

yeah i hate it when they do that

Sam Feb 1st, 2010 03:24 PM

I'll do that

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 03:26 PM

Not me! I'd only pee in you Terra.

Sam Feb 1st, 2010 03:51 PM

right in your face Terra and I'd just stare you down the WHOLE TIME

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 03:58 PM

No way, that's gross. I like to make out, I aint tounging a piss mouth.

Fathom Zero Feb 1st, 2010 05:36 PM

I would :3

LordSappington Feb 1st, 2010 06:22 PM

I don't know if it was just the shake itself, or if it was too old (it said 'Best by July 2009), but I threw up what I can only describe as half a gallon of chocolate favored Silly Putty.

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 06:32 PM

Did you mix it your self or was it already mixed and ready to drink?

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2010 10:29 PM

What drinking protein shakes for Chojin?

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2010 10:32 PM

What drinking protein shakes for, Chojin?

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2010 10:33 PM

God damn it.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2010 11:09 PM

AIMP2 keeps crashing when I try to load up more than a few albums on it

What the hell, man

Fathom Zero Feb 1st, 2010 11:14 PM



:rock

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 11:20 PM

what is it's selling point over winamp?

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2010 12:01 AM

I use foobar. :\

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2010 12:29 AM

well, it doesn't take forever to start up and isn't Windows Media Player

Chojin said it was the shit so I figured he knew his shit, what with him being a music fag and all

It only started crashing recently, maybe I need to reinstall it or something.


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