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Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 01:11 AM

SAM


:pagebrak

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 01:27 AM

No, DWP is too much of a puss to share anything with us and that is why he will never be a true part of I-Mock.

I wish I had more great stories to feed the monster. :(

DevilWearsPrada Feb 4th, 2010 01:31 AM

Jesus, you step out for an hour and when you come back you're greeted by a dickwaving party

Sam Feb 4th, 2010 01:34 AM

whut

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 01:47 AM

SAM WHATS GOING ON ARE YOU STILL DOWN FOR RADIO JERKS

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 02:19 AM


Sam Feb 4th, 2010 02:21 AM

im working on it now

Womti Feb 4th, 2010 09:57 AM

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?
I HATE THIS THREAD :tear

The Leader Feb 4th, 2010 11:42 AM

Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

Zhukov Feb 4th, 2010 11:47 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the thread hates you right back.

Guitar Woman Feb 4th, 2010 11:51 AM

L Kid is practicing Japanese before class today :lol

While nibbling on his thumb and squatting barefoot in his seat, of course!

I ought to tell him L's actually English, but I don't really have the heart to confront him about his ridiculous imitation of an animu character :<

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 12:27 PM

that is just so adorable

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 12:38 PM

GW, correcting his wrongful interpretation of an anime character in public would make the normal people in the class think that you're just as much of a freak as he is

Dimnos Feb 4th, 2010 01:17 PM

Probably more of a freak actually.

Guitar Woman Feb 4th, 2010 01:35 PM

Or that I just know my shit and he's an incompetent idiot?

MUST YOU FOOLS ALWAYS THINK IN NEGATIVES, JEEZE

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 01:45 PM

You do NOT talk about extremely specific hobby interests in public, unless it is socially acceptable, like sports, politics, etc.

A smart man who loves Star Trek and can speak fluent klingon does not admit this to normal people or correct someone's incorrect pronunciation of a klingon word in public

I am seriously into Terry Pratchett and the Dover Press. I do not admit this to normal people in public. If I did, I would not appear knowledgeable to bystanders. I would be revealing that I am a far, far bigger geek than most of the people I know even begin to expect.

Extensive knowledge of an Anime is worse than either of these potentially humiliating examples. IT IS A SHAMEFUL SECRET, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2010 01:47 PM






Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 02:07 PM

EXAMPLES FOR GW'S CONSIDERATION
ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "I never really watched those! I watched those
old Star Trek shows."

Girl, laughing: "The one with William Shatner? Those are so dorky!"
Star Trek Geek: "I know!"

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "
WHAT?! YOU KNOW NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WORTHLESS SLAGASS BITCH, I OUGHT TO RUN YOUR TITS THROUGH A WRINGER! KIRK IS THE GREATEST CAPTAIN IN THE ENTIRE TREK UNIVERSE, YOU COW! QU'VATLH QHUY'CHA'BAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCH"





ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
GRISLYGUS: Says nothing because he is not a part of this conversation. Even if he was, he would only admit that it sold out of print books and that he had quite a few Dover Books.


UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
Grislygus: "OH MY GOD, DOVER PRESS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. THE DOVER PRESS IS GOD OF ALL ONLINE AND CATALOG BOOK SELLERS! THEY HAVE ALL THE ARTIST COMPILATIONS THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING WRITTEN BY ALEISTER CROWLEY! THEY HAVE FASHION PLATES AVAILABLE! THEY EVEN HAVE THE HUMAN FIGURE IN MOTION! I BOUGHT IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ISN'T THAT AWESOME?! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?"




ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Guitar Woman: "That guy is a
freak."
Neighboring student: "Yeah, dude, I heard that he's a Mormon or something."

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Any other scenario besides remaining silent

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 670931)
i'm serious :(


BELIEVE IN ME

ALSO BELIEVE IN CRIMSON

Womti Feb 4th, 2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 671136)
Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

MAYBE IT'D GET BETTER IF EVERYONE STOPPED POSTING IN IT. :(

elx Feb 4th, 2010 03:33 PM

in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 03:35 PM

i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2010 03:38 PM

You would have a BAN QUILT in no time.

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671154)
rules

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 670826)
Star Trek sucks but I would fuck this alien for sho (picture of major kira)

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 670871)
pssh ensign ro was a way hotter bajoran

WHOOPS :-[

elx Feb 4th, 2010 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671169)
i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(

thats o k i got this


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