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Zhukov Feb 5th, 2010 10:32 AM

'Hey I'm in another Hemisphere and asleep.'

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671316)
IT DOESN'T MATTER. PEOPLE POST MUCH TOO FREQUENTLY IN HERE. YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND WHEN I LOG OFF FOR THE DAY AND THEN LOG ON AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING I ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THE 3 OR 4 PAGES OF CRAP YOU GUYS POSTED LAST FUCKING NIGHT????

Womti. I do not ever consider you when I'm deciding on my actions. If I did, you would spent a lot more time in pain and tears, you hollow man.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 670743)
you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671283)
i also do prom photography ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 671284)
I thought tHAT SAID PORN PHOTogrAPHY :O

Snuff porn is already a thing, right? :sleep

Willie, I'm kinda interested in getting some I-Mockery forum members snapped. What are your rates?

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 671294)
Man, helping a girl pick out lingerie is the greatest thing ever.

With your fingers or set of small hooks? What did she do to get it all the way up there anyway? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 671292)
I can't hold down a conversation in this thread for more than a few posts.

Do you have the required attention deficit disorder for this thread? Ride the wave, don't fight against it.

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 11:46 AM

why the hell do i specifically remember the name womti but not the poster

Furthermore, why the hell did he even TRY to read all of that, sane people skim past if its more than two pages



YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBAT WAS LIKE

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2010 11:51 AM

I read every post in this thread. It is a lot easier if you have Pub Lover on ignore. ;)

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 11:53 AM

Century-Old Scotch Found In Antarctic


WOHOAAAUHUUUhngijusr creamed myself

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 11:53 AM

Waidaminute, New Zealand?




PUB, I'M MEETING UP WITH YOU
WE'RE STEALING THAT SHIT

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671345)

KIWIS FTW!!!

@Pub - The challenge is still unmet. :(

MarioRPG Feb 5th, 2010 01:36 PM

I always pack scotch on my Antartic trips.

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 01:47 PM

Don't leave home without it. :party

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 671322)
I know I don't. I read a page, unless it was funny or interesting, then I go back to see what got us there.

All that being said, nobody is making you do that. You could ignore the thread altogether if it bothers you that much.

IT BOTHERS ME THAT I HAVE TO LOG IN AND SEE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED 4, SOME TIMES EVEN 6 OR 8 MORE PAGES OF CRAP TO THIS THING YOU CALL A CHATROOM. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN READ ALL OF IT?? ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671358)
ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

:lol

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 02:06 PM

ya know Pentegarn, it must feel pretty good to have a nice, smooth nutsack over your chin. >:

Pentegarn Feb 5th, 2010 02:07 PM

If you think ball sacks on your chin is nice, who am I to judge?

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 5th, 2010 02:29 PM

OH SNAP

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 02:38 PM

Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 02:39 PM

Nice that you manage to get bitchslapped by Pentegarn, though. Way to be, champ!

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2010 02:49 PM

Gris, you like Warhammer?

Womti Feb 5th, 2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671383)
Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard


nah, I actually bitchslapped him first, and he know's it.

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2010 04:26 PM

WOW THIS REPARTÉE IS FUNNY AND WITTY AT THE SAME TIME! I THINK I'LL READ THE LAST 20 PAGES TO CATCH UP!

Grislygus Feb 5th, 2010 05:46 PM

I'm worried about The Wolfman :(

looks badass with awesome actors but there's been so much goddamn conflict surrounding it (And Anthony Hopkins showed up in Beowulf and Surviving Picasso, so he isn't a quality guarantee). When are the advanced screenings, for God's sake?


And now Alex Proyas is directing one of the upcoming Dracula movies :\ I have no idea what to think of that one, it'll either be awesome like Dark City or a pile of overrated crap like The Crow

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 5th, 2010 05:55 PM

I watched Dark City a few months ago and wanted to play Nightmare Creatures immediately afterword.

elx Feb 5th, 2010 10:28 PM

so ima steal the basket of lollypops at our bank just so i can go around telling everyone i robbed one, wish me luck!


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