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Aaarg Nov 6th, 2012 08:55 AM

No joke. The first few pieces of republican mail we got, I wrote "return to sender" and stuck the flag back up. Then it became overwhelming. The best part is when the attacks on Obama INCREASE my desire to vote for him. Obama wants to use taxpayer money to fund abortions? GREAT! Four more years!

Around here, non-republicans are libertarians. I don't know where the democrats are. People here are poor, working-class, etc., and apparently don't realize that the republican party is not for them. Sigh.

Also omg fishing spiders I want them. We're down to two spiderlings of D. triton, and one adult D. tenebrosus (which is primarily terrestrial, they're the ones you find on trees all the time). I want to see a spider eat a toad. Awesome.

Tadao Nov 6th, 2012 06:34 PM

FOUR MORE QUEERS!

Shrubfest Nov 6th, 2012 07:03 PM

I wish I could vote in America. Your politics are like a comic book, someone is always the bad guy, and there's so much drama.

Here its just posh weak men discussing bendy buses and how long people should stay in school.

Tadao Nov 6th, 2012 07:32 PM

SIX MORE BEERS!

Fathom Zero Nov 6th, 2012 08:14 PM

"FUCK HOPE"

Aaarg Nov 6th, 2012 09:11 PM

here's something positive and cool:

our tarantulas are growing nicely and adorably. this is brachypelma smithi enjoying the highest elevation in her tiny enclosure.

Kitsa Nov 6th, 2012 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 763576)
I wish I could vote in America. Your politics are like a comic book, someone is always the bad guy, and there's so much drama.

Here its just posh weak men discussing bendy buses and how long people should stay in school.

Well, it was exciting a few centuries ago.

kahljorn Nov 6th, 2012 11:55 PM

my favorite part about elections is how almost every candidate ive ever seen speak always says the same shit

WELL IM GONNA CUT SPENDINg AND GET US OUTTA THIS DEFICIT AND GET US cheap OIL blah blah blah. like the same thing a five year old running for office would say.

also that because nobody ever says anything worthwhile some young black dude could win on a campaign of "HOPE AND CHANgE." :lol how is thateven a political position. I'm pretty much thrilled that America is stuck with him for another 4 years.

Shrubfest Nov 7th, 2012 05:15 AM

Oh thank god. I woke up afraid to check the news.

Kitsa Nov 7th, 2012 06:19 AM

I've got people on my facebook who are rending their clothes and threatening to move to Canada. They're acting as if this is the death knell heralding the end of the world. One actually called in this morning and quit his job.

Aaarg Nov 7th, 2012 07:50 AM

LOL quit his job.

now he can bitch about obama not helping him find a job.

romney supporters have to be stupid. it's stupid enough to be a republican and not extremely wealthy, but specifically supporting mitt romney... dumb!

Tadao Nov 7th, 2012 09:32 AM

20 MORE TEARS!

Pandajuice Nov 7th, 2012 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 763589)
I've got people on my facebook who are rending their clothes and threatening to move to Canada. They're acting as if this is the death knell heralding the end of the world. One actually called in this morning and quit his job.

The people on my Facebook prefer to rant about the impending post-apocalyptic Socialism state and erosion of "civil liberties".

Yours sound like a lot more fun.

Aaarg Nov 7th, 2012 10:31 AM

wait wait wait the erosion of civil liberties because of a democrat in the white house? do they know what party they follow?

also i hate when people say socialist like it's a bad thing. obama's a socialist? no he isn't. i'd like him more if that were the case.

i guess i just "want things" as bill o-reilly would say.

four more years!

Pandajuice Nov 7th, 2012 10:33 AM

Listen, trying to understand these people and their Facebook rants is like trying to understand Cthulu.

Tadao Nov 7th, 2012 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 763595)
wait wait wait the erosion of civil liberties because of a democrat in the white house? do they know what party they follow?

also i hate when people say socialist like it's a bad thing. obama's a socialist? no he isn't. i'd like him more if that were the case.

i guess i just "want things" as bill o-reilly would say.

four more years!

wait wait wait do you actually believe that if you put a person in the highest office they will represent the good of the common people> do you know that your party doesn't give 1 shit about you?

Aaarg Nov 7th, 2012 12:15 PM

in a perfect world i would have voted for jill stein. i voted for obama because our system is fucked and a vote not for obama is a vote for romney.

Tadao Nov 7th, 2012 12:18 PM

I heard Barr was on the ballot. I used to write in Frank Zappa, then I remembered it's a waste of 30 minutes.

Aaarg Nov 7th, 2012 12:20 PM

roger barr?

i-mock 4 prez

Otto Nov 7th, 2012 12:37 PM

I stayed home on election day and drank a bunch of NyQuil.

Kitsa Nov 7th, 2012 12:52 PM

All of those political-alignment quizzes I took put me with Stein, but realistically I knew she had no chance of winning so I tried to come up with a good compromise.

kahljorn Nov 7th, 2012 01:15 PM

you guys shouldve all voted for me

i wouldve fixed this shit

actually i wish that kane dude or newt gengrich would've ran. At least they had ideas and shit. Hell every candidate was better than romney and I might've actually voted republican if it was someone other than him. He's justlike this dude with no ideas who is inoffensive to most people but he's a business man so he must know what to do right.
Plus Herman Kane or whatever was boning all kinds of chicks, just like bill clinton. That's what we need in office a dude who'snot afraid to plow chicks

Babs Nov 7th, 2012 01:57 PM

Or in your case, dudes who aren't affraid to be chicks. Thinking for two, true unbiasim. Kahl for president!

Aaarg Nov 7th, 2012 07:29 PM

i wouldn't say romney is inoffensive to everybody. he avoids talking about his positions because his beliefs are unpopular because he's an evil capitalist mormon racist misogynistic ignore-the-poor piece of shit

yeah newt gingrinch would have been a lot better. WTF.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2012 10:16 PM

newt gengrich kinda had some ron paul ideas though but at least they were ideas :\

Dude I watched a lot about these elections and I still don't know anything about romney's positions other than that he didn't think obama was doin stuff right and that was basically all he said during the primaries. Pretty much all I remember about Romney is him standing there and not really saying anything other than, "WE GOTTA MAKE THINGS BETTER" while everybody else presented arguments and then attacked other people's arguments.


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