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Pub Lover Feb 25th, 2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766536)
I'm positive Babs or Captain would have done the job .

They should tell us where they live so we can victimize people in their town.

Babs Feb 26th, 2013 06:24 AM

Victimize all you want. To be honest, I despise every person with the exception of roughly 4 people in this shit hole state.

Guitar Woman Feb 26th, 2013 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766530)
We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox. This little pussy couldn't do it. He prefers to stand back and let others be the nasty bad guys and cries when anyone tells him how much of a wimp he is.

Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.

Of course if Tadao lived in my town I'd probably shit on his porch just to spite him. If I was feeling generous I'd leave a box of bran muffins so grandpa wouldn't be jealous of my regularity

Tadao Feb 26th, 2013 12:24 PM

I like bran muffins :(

Pub Lover Feb 26th, 2013 01:16 PM

Sup, Guys? I'm sad and lonely. :)

Tadao Feb 26th, 2013 02:17 PM

Welcome to I-Huggery!

Pub Lover Feb 26th, 2013 02:31 PM


Babs Feb 26th, 2013 02:37 PM

Someone please fucking kill me, I fucking suck and hate my faggot ass life.

Pub Lover Feb 26th, 2013 02:51 PM

I'm glad you're getting in the spirit. :)

Babs Feb 26th, 2013 02:53 PM

Seriously, fucking kill me.

Colonel Flagg Feb 26th, 2013 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766530)
We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 766544)
Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.

Oh, what might have been! One word -- EPIC!

Well, I would have thought so, anyway.

T, what do you use besides bran to keep your pipes clean? Aged minds want to know.

Colonel Flagg Feb 26th, 2013 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766548)
Welcome to I-Huggery!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766550)
Someone please fucking kill me, I fucking suck and hate my faggot ass life.

Too easy.

Tadao Feb 26th, 2013 03:14 PM

Dude, I just drink coffee in the morning and I shit. I don't even need that. I think I'm the lucky guy who takes 3 shits a day. 1 huge one in the morning and then a couple of clean outs.

I hear that fiber pills make life worse in the long run. I guess it turns off the trigger or something.

Babs : Bleach Ammonia

Babs Feb 26th, 2013 03:32 PM

Carbon Monoxide

Pub Lover Feb 26th, 2013 04:28 PM

Malnutrition.

Babs Feb 26th, 2013 05:24 PM

I'm already there. Come on you fuck, throw something else at me.

Babs Feb 26th, 2013 05:25 PM

Ok, you're not a fuck, but don't hold back, let it out.

Tadao Feb 26th, 2013 05:40 PM

There is only one thing worse than a self loathing mid westerner.

Oh wait, I was wrong, there is nothing worse.

Babs Feb 27th, 2013 12:17 AM

That was yummy actually. But I need more! FUCK ME BETTER THAN THIS.

Babs Feb 27th, 2013 07:34 AM

The carbon monoxide didn't work, I'm just shitting out water now.

HickMan Feb 27th, 2013 12:40 PM

How 'bout you make a LAST STAND and take a BULLET TO THE HEAD. Afterall, it's A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD.

see what I did there? :jokes

Babs Feb 27th, 2013 01:31 PM

Can't F with that.

Pub Lover Feb 27th, 2013 05:29 PM



Otto Feb 27th, 2013 06:07 PM

I'll take nine.

Dixie Feb 27th, 2013 08:46 PM

I admit, I'm impressed.
do you believe in magic?


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