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Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554768)
:( :(

:meat

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 03:00 AM


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:01 AM


Like Tipper Gore told you, America.

JUST SAY NO!

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554773)
..

:eek

The next one gets a domo. >:

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554776)
It's so nice when we get along

Nice. :jazz

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554778)
We should holiday together

My Holy Days are used to praise the Lord.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554785)

:domo

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554784)
I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist. :(

Sethomas May 9th, 2008 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554803)
Goddamn posh horses. >:

Living better than people. :(

Actually, I guess I was thinking of the Spanish Riding School, aptly located in Wien, Österreich.

Emu May 9th, 2008 03:07 AM

Chojin, use this as your sig again:



I have no idea why I saved that.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554787)
hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

Maybe he did. Of course, your feds do need to be notified by the store clerk to act.

It's procedure.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554789)
How often does that happen?

You'd be surprised. ;)

ROCKET ARMS! :rock

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554817)
All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist. :(

hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554791)
only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

:lol

Wusses.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554820)
Maybe he did. Of course, your feds do need to be notified by the store clerk to act.

It's procedure.

well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554822)
hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird :(

GIVE IN

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554824)
well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554823)
:lol

Wusses.

one of them somehow has obtained a large quantity of potassium nitrate in recent years however

he made his own flash powder with it

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554792)

I sure am happy about my SHPs.

Or maybe it's pride in my Ra's al Ghul beard.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554826)
But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

i think the statute of limitations on blowing up a tv is past by now though

if they'd really been used to injure people, yeah this would be a stupid thing to do

haha and so would us videotaping the whole thing

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554794)
Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

Way to kick a guy in the nads.


;)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554797)
art imitating life :(

haha. ;)

:x

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554828)
I sure am happy about my SHPs.

Or maybe it's pride in my Ra's al Ghul beard.

you should start calling people "Detective" haha

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554800)
I considered saving it just now but I'm afraid that starting something like that involves selling my soul

I have my soul & it's doing ok. >:

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554830)
Way to kick a guy in the nads.


;)


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554801)
they only used them to blow up old tvs in a rock quarry NO FOR TERRORSIM PURPOSE

If I blow up a building as a jape, I'd have to be charged as a Japist, because I wasn't trying to instil terror in anyone. >:

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554817)
All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist. :(


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:18 AM


executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554835)
If I blow up a building as a jape, I'd have to be charged as a Japist, because I wasn't trying to instil terror in anyone. >:

well it all depends on how old the building is and if there was consent, you gotta be careful not to get charged with statuatory jape

executioneer May 9th, 2008 03:19 AM

oh and don't blow up any statues just to be on the safe side

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554804)
No, broke up their relationship. Apparently it went from 'kissing' to 'my mother crying' in a couple of hours.

I manage that in seconds.

It's a pretty linear path in my case.

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:20 AM

Just be careful that it doesn't change it's mind afterwards, that can get messy

Oh, excuse me while I piggy-back on your joke willie

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554808)
what are your silly reasons, please

One silly reason. :(

& it's creepy. :(

Or at least that is how it makes me feel. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:21 AM

:domo
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554810)

:domo

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554811)
Like Tipper Gore told you, America.

JUST SAY NO!


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554818)
Actually, I guess I was thinking of the Spanish Riding School, aptly located in Wien, Österreich.

Isn't that Germany?

Austria, close enough.

Not as close as the Nazis wanted. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 554819)
Chojin, use this as your sig again:



I have no idea why I saved that.

Purty colours. :)

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:25 AM

It reminds me though, I need a new avatar

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:25 AM

or sig or somethin'

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554822)
hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird :(

That is so far back in line of weird. It's cute.

Plus she might visit you to see it. No, wait... that won't encourage willie... damn

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554824)
well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

Exactly! my friend bought the items at the same store. She's not that stupid. She'd can blow people up & get away with it, I betcha.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554825)
GIVE IN

He should.

BUT NOT THE GOING POSTAL PART, OK?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554826)
But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

The agent assigned to I-Mockery hates this thread (& by extension, me) so we're safe.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554827)
one of them somehow has obtained a large quantity of potassium nitrate in recent years however

he made his own flash powder with it

I find having farm employment on my resume allowes me to buy large quantities of that unchallenged. :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554829)
i think the statute of limitations on blowing up a tv is past by now though

if they'd really been used to injure people, yeah this would be a stupid thing to do

haha and so would us videotaping the whole thing

UPLOAD UPLOAD UPLOAD

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554832)
you should start calling people "Detective" haha

I think I need Ninja training (and being a god?) to get away with that.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554834)

That is what happens if you dress your children as anime characters against their will.

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554856)
I think I need Ninja training (and being a god?) to get away with that.

Yeah but you've definitely got (had, I suppose) the facial hair and that's the most important thing

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554836)

Purty colours on that purty lady. :(

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554857)
That is what happens if you dress your children as anime characters against their will.

I'm actually more concerned about the lady in the background, wtf

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554838)
well it all depends on how old the building is and if there was consent, you gotta be careful not to get charged with statuatory jape

:liquidstatik :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:40 AM


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554839)
oh and don't blow up any statues just to be on the safe side

Does America have more than one?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554841)
Just be careful that it doesn't change it's mind afterwards, that can get messy

Oh, excuse me while I piggy-back on your joke willie

Piggybacking Willie? Hours of fun. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554844)

I do hope someone else here watched The Bernie Mac Show. :(

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:44 AM

PASTIES AND A G-STRING

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554848)
It reminds me though, I need a new avatar

Chojin & MLE told you off last time you did that.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554849)
or sig or somethin'

Ask one of the Art Shit people to make you one.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554858)
Yeah but you've definitely got (had, I suppose) the facial hair and that's the most important thing

What about metal guantlets? :eek

Or being Liam Neilson?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554860)
I'm actually more concerned about the lady in the background, wtf

That's the mom that dresses the little girl like that.

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:49 AM

Neeson

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554864)
Piggybacking Willie? Hours of fun. :(

I always imagined meeting Willie in a park on a sunny day. Playing frisbee & eating a picnic.

Now I want there to be piggyback riding. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554866)
PASTIES AND A G-STRING

I'm listening to Tom Waits too. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554871)
Neeson

I was going to google him to check, but I really want to go to bed. :(

Asila May 9th, 2008 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554873)
I'm listening to Tom Waits too. :eek

WHOA :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:54 AM

AND FINISHED! :D

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554875)
WHOA :eek

no way, i'm done

good night

executioneer May 9th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554855)
UPLOAD UPLOAD UPLOAD

it's kind of on a vhs tape that i'm not sure where it is at the moment

not that i haven't thought about it, since parts of it are hilarious due to a lot of very near injury (at one point we are firing off mortar shell fireworks directly at the camera and the camera holder does not realize until too late just how close they are aimed to him)

executioneer May 9th, 2008 04:07 AM


executioneer May 9th, 2008 04:07 AM

that took entirely too long to make, and i'm pretty sure it wasn't worth it

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554879)
it's kind of on a vhs tape that i'm not sure where it is at the moment

Yeah, that would make it tough. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554879)
not that i haven't thought about it, since parts of it are hilarious due to a lot of very near injury (at one point we are firing off mortar shell fireworks directly at the camera and the camera holder does not realize until too late just how close they are aimed to him)

You make it sound so fantastic I might even consider being in some awe of it. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554877)
no way, i'm done

good night

OK, it seems it was just low blood sugar, I've had something to eat now. [/blog]

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554880)

That is a recurring classic on sight.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554881)
that took entirely too long to make, and i'm pretty sure it wasn't worth it

If I could pay you I would.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554886)
If I could pay you I would.

In hugs even. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:17 AM


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:17 AM

I don't know why I was surprised that Jennifer's tits are more googled than Billy's penis. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:18 AM

We're on the home stretch for #40,000

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554770)
The 2008 list is online for the world's largest and most bizarrely esoteric scavenger hunt in the universe. http://scavhunt1.uchicago.edu. www.johnwaynecanhascheezburgerpilgrim.com has already been taken by a rival team. I'm trying to figure out ways to help my team while out-of-state, since the dean said she'd have me arrested if I set foot on campus.

This email brought a tear to my eye:
176. Present an appropriate mom with a bumper sticker that says, "My Child is a Nobel Laureate." I think you know what font it needs to be in. [20 points]

Roger Myerson is only 57 years old, so there is a decent chance his mom is still alive. Has anyone taken a class with him or knows him? Does anyone know when his office hours are?

Thanks,
Ryan

Sitting in his basement, crashing his little trains. :tear

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:34 AM

I've posted more than 200 times today.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:35 AM

That is pretty much grounds for a banning right there.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 04:38 AM

post count

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:38 AM

No new person could, no vets can be bothered. The Pub Lover is an enigma. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554894)
post count

I'm about 50 short of overtaking Esuohlim. He used to be the top dog.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554895)
The Pub Lover is an enigma. :eek

Enigma means 'Terrible Loser', right?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554896)
I'm about 50 short of overtaking Esuohlim. He used to be the top dog.

MISTER S, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! DELETE IT ALL!

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:46 AM

I'm still reading through the main site articles from while I was away, before the comment function, so I don't actually go into the Articles Forum much. Am I missing the great & interesting pondlife that doesn't reach us on the greater forum? Is there much I would quote & repost here?

executioneer May 9th, 2008 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554887)
In hugs even. :(



Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:49 AM

Replace one of those greats with a fine. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 04:50 AM

WEAPON OF MASS HUGGING, MISTER M. ;)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:04 AM

Maybe if I had pointed out how close to 40k we were when I noticed it then we'd be there already. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:14 AM

A lot of guests are reading this thread right now. Damn Lurkers. :lurk

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:15 AM

What is the lurker emoticon then?

:lurker

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:16 AM

There it is! :)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:31 AM

Post 40,000 would be one to be banned for, Right?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:31 AM

Naked Pub Pic coming up? :eek

executioneer May 9th, 2008 07:49 AM

i want 40k

executioneer May 9th, 2008 07:50 AM

give it to meeeee

executioneer May 9th, 2008 07:50 AM

mine

executioneer May 9th, 2008 07:51 AM



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