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GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 04:22 PM

I was bluffing, I have a cellphone with a green screen still. :(

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 04:24 PM

I don't even have one ;(

Chojin Mar 25th, 2008 04:25 PM

this is mine!


GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 542010)
Nice phone, did you get it at Home Depot :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam, at another message board
Today at 10:00 am Pacific time I have an interview at the Home Depot.

EVERYTHINGS COMING UP DEPOT.

MetalMilitia Mar 25th, 2008 04:26 PM

I don't even know what a phone is.

Chojin Mar 25th, 2008 04:27 PM

i'm just so tired of all these star wars

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 04:39 PM

Talking on the phone is one of my least favorite things to do and I'm glad I never get reception because it gives me an excuse to not talk to people ;_;

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 04:40 PM

even ladies?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 04:45 PM

I have a set list of things I say on the phone.
  • Good <time of day>
  • Who is calling, please?
  • I'm sorry, they are unavailable at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?
  • I'm sorry, I don't have that information at this time.

I like using that last one if they ask for my name.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 542045)
even ladies?

I'm like 40 kinds of nervous over the phone. I'm a lot more comfortable talking in person. :(

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 04:51 PM

Pub PM your phone number let's have a chat ;)

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 04:55 PM

i'm better on the internet than the phone or in person :x

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 05:18 PM

Thank the gods for insanely long international call prefixes.

Also, thank the mods for Esuohilm's eyerolling sarcasm.

Seriously, I was eyeing the phone like it was a bomb.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 05:22 PM

I tried looking up the rates and I couldn't find anything useful but I can't imagine a 15 second phone call being too expensive.

Watch out Pub I might strike at any moment :eek

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 05:23 PM

DUDE, YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT MY ANXIETY DISORDER? >:

MetalMilitia Mar 25th, 2008 05:24 PM

If you have skypeout you can all any land line in the world for the price of a local call :eek

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 05:24 PM

haha, shouting about problems on the internet. :lol

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 05:25 PM

Usually I'm the one with the anxiety problems but in this situation I feel like I have the upper hand

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 542074)
If you have skypeout you can all any land line in the world for the price of a local call :eek

Hmm Pub I think I do have skypeout ;)

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 05:26 PM

i downloaded a prussian blue album, and they sound cuuuutte :o

& the lyrics make me lol :x

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 05:31 PM

Sorry liquid I'm in the middle of causing panic attacks to someone from 6000 miles away

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 05:31 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 05:46 PM

There I am trying to get on with my work & slowly building my self-confidence to be able to answer the phone if it rings, & then it occurs to me that Esuohlim knows girls & he might get one of them to do the call for him.

I went to pieces before it occured to me how very, very gay it would be to do that.

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 06:01 PM

Who wants to know my number on the condition that you not be a humongous douchebag and call at three in the a.m.?

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 06:25 PM

Sorry, I'm a humongous douchebag.


I want to prank phonecall pub lover liked I did to fartin mowler.

executioneer Mar 25th, 2008 06:33 PM

my cellular # is on my f*cebook, if you call and i dont pick up well thats probably because i sometimes dont answer my phone when its someone i dont have in my contacts :( OR IT COULD BE I FORGOT MY PHONE SOMEWHERE

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 06:38 PM

Willie I don't have your facebook account could you PM it to me.

I suggest none of you give it out here because it will probably wind up on 4chan.

Chojin Mar 25th, 2008 06:46 PM

where's pub's number? i know this girl that goes to roller derby that would just love to talk to him!

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 06:49 PM



I-Mockery Advertising Team: we know all your secrets

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 06:51 PM

The only ads I ever see these days are for free iPhones, Microsoft software, and Napoleon Dynamite DS games

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 06:56 PM

I get ads for Local Bisexual Women.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 06:57 PM

Ringtones,asian brides & gay hook ups. :(

executioneer Mar 25th, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 542097)
Willie I don't have your facebook account could you PM it to me.

I suggest none of you give it out here because it will probably wind up on 4chan.

from what i understand, nobody can access a facebook unless they have a account and are on that persons fiends list :( i can pm you my phone # though

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 07:07 PM

thants what I meant

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 07:16 PM

I called Willie and made an untimely Heath Ledger joke.

executioneer Mar 25th, 2008 07:21 PM

untimely jokes are my favorite though

MarioRPG Mar 25th, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 542112)
untimely jokes are my favorite though

I'd think you're more a pun man.

Zomboid Mar 25th, 2008 07:30 PM

I left a message on schimid's phone one time. I was pretending to be an angry aboriginal man.

executioneer Mar 25th, 2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 542113)
I'd think you're more a pun man.

well i USED to be, before 9/11

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 07:51 PM

hey look at this











http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...8&type=profile

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 08:01 PM

Whoops thought this was Art Shit, sorry guys

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:10 PM

(580) 581-1276

Ask for Dylan.

MarioRPG Mar 25th, 2008 08:13 PM

You know, if someone quoted that, your plan would go down the crapper.

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:15 PM

Meh.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 08:19 PM

I just tried calling you Fathom but I can't get my phone to say anything but "Emergency Only" when I send a number.

And to think you were so close to hearing how boring I can be in real time :(

executioneer Mar 25th, 2008 08:19 PM

i dont remember that school bird one! did i just miss it :(

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:21 PM

I can't dial out of the area code, but I can still receive calls. Which is stupid.

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 08:21 PM

DYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNN!

whut


YOU HAVE A PHONECALL

who is it?

IT'S JARV FROM NEW ZEEALANNNNNND!

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 08:22 PM

get ready for someone to call you with a Duke Nukem soundboard, lol

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 08:23 PM

I wanna prank call Pub so bad.

"There's a package for you, sir. Waiting OUTSIDE :eek"

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:23 PM

hahahahahaha, what a riot! :lol

GADZOOKS Mar 25th, 2008 08:28 PM

"Hi this is New Zealand Dresses Incorperated, we were wondering if you were interesting in our new winter fashions?"

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:29 PM

"Commanche County coroner's office, how may I help you?"

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 08:33 PM

SO MANY VITAMINS!

ARE THERE PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE?

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 08:58 PM

Has everyone gone to missbimbo.com and registered for a tamagotchi style bimbo yet?

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 09:04 PM

You read that story too, huh?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 542134)
I wanna prank call Pub so bad.

"There's a package for you, sir. Waiting OUTSIDE :eek"

The FedEx guy just knocks & comes in anyway. None of this leaving it outside rubbish.

Last time the FedEx guy was a hot chick, I gave her coffee & she drank it.

It wasn't until about four hours later that I realised how hilarious her drinking it was. :(

bigtimecow Mar 25th, 2008 09:34 PM

i've got balls of steel.

i've got balls of steel.

i've got balls balls balls balls balls of steel.

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 542146)
You read that story too, huh?

Yeah, I created a girl named HoboSlut

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542147)
It wasn't until about four hours later that I realised how hilarious her drinking it was. :(

:lol

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 09:46 PM

http://www.missbimbo.com/ :lol

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 10:01 PM

Oh man in all this excitement I forgot to announce the winner of post #35000

It was me lol

Emu Mar 25th, 2008 10:06 PM

my day is coming, asshole

Noodles Mar 25th, 2008 10:09 PM

40000 has more zeros!

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542157)

It is being hit hard. I got registered, but can't log in :( I want to make her eat and then puke and get a boob job.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 542162)
my day is coming, asshole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 412450)
All I know is Emu has dibs on post 20000 so you n*ggers better respect that >:

AND THEN YOU WERE A NO-SHOW

Of course since we broke the thread I can't back up my claims to hitting the milestones anymore :cry

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:23 PM

So I joined VampireFreaks about an hour ago because I thought it'd be funny.

I got a few LOL UR CUTE *FLIRT FLIRT* comments already and am officially terrified :<

http://vampirefreaks.com/jessi_19
http://vampirefreaks.com/inXlovingXmemories
http://vampirefreaks.com/RinRinz


I also got 5 or 6 "cult" invites, none of which look like they took anything on my profile into mind when considering me for membership

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 10:31 PM

Dude, are you setting yourself up as a pimp for Liquidstatik?

I'll tell you right now, he hasn't got the money to pay you.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 10:31 PM

Womti used to have a VampireFreaks account under my name.

It's not there anymore I notice.

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:34 PM

I sort of miss having a myspace now, because there nobody ever noticed me or put me on the list for potential stalking/homicide victims

or did they :eek

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 542172)
I sort of miss having a myspace now, because there nobody ever noticed me

So what was the point

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:38 PM

That's sort of why I got rid of it

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2008 10:41 PM

You were on my list. :(

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:42 PM

:D

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 542169)
Dude, are you setting yourself up as a pimp for Liquidstatik?

I'll tell you right now, he hasn't got the money to pay you.

DON'T FUCK THIS UP, PUB >:

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:44 PM

I really like the classifieds section on this site.



I STUBBED MY VAJAYJAY

Looking for a change in this big party we call LIFE?

Need to learn how to swordfight, IM me

SMACKED by REALITY

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:49 PM

UPDATE: I just recieved my first unsolicited AIM conversation, I will let y'all know where this goes

liquidstatik Mar 25th, 2008 10:50 PM

nahhh, its cool
don't sweat it :D

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:51 PM

man, this is really akward :<

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 10:59 PM

(6:47:37 PM) PnkPrncss314:hello
(6:48:21 PM) Microwaved Grape: um, hi?
(6:49:01 PM) PnkPrncss314:my name is christina i found you on vampire freaks
(6:49:20 PM) Microwaved Grape: I sort of figured
(6:50:19 PM) PnkPrncss314:whats your name
(6:50:24 PM) Microwaved Grape: Will
(6:50:43 PM) PnkPrncss314:like your name
(6:51:33 PM) PnkPrncss314:can i ask you a question
(6:51:37 PM) Microwaved Grape: sure
(6:51:53 PM) PnkPrncss314:i been kinda freaking out lately
(6:52:11 PM) PnkPrncss314:do you believe in chain letters
(6:52:30 PM) Microwaved Grape: I'm not sure if I know what you mean
(6:52:41 PM) Microwaved Grape: chain letters as in, what
(6:52:56 PM) Microwaved Grape: I might be thinking of a different definition than you
(6:54:36 PM) PnkPrncss314:its like they right a little story and if you dont send it with the time they tell you you die in 2 days or somethiin could be bad luck for 7 years
(6:54:49 PM) Microwaved Grape: oh, of course not
(6:55:12 PM) Microwaved Grape: not that I don't have my own superstitions, but that's a little bit silly
(6:55:30 PM) PnkPrncss314:my friend sent me one and im freaking out im crying

(editor's note: this is the part where I started laughing)

(6:56:30 PM) PnkPrncss314:are they real
(6:56:52 PM) Microwaved Grape: I wouldn't think so
(6:57:54 PM) Microwaved Grape: I mean, you have to look at it from a logical standpoint
(6:58:17 PM) Microwaved Grape: would some words on the internet have the power to kill you if you didn't do exactly as they say
(6:58:32 PM) Microwaved Grape: unless you believe in witchcraft or something
(6:59:04 PM) PnkPrncss314:no i dont believe in witch craft
(6:59:43 PM) Microwaved Grape: if it really bothers you that much just forward it to some other people like it says, I don't see what harm it could do :<
(6:59:57 PM) PnkPrncss314: u had to see me
(7:00:12 PM) PnkPrncss314: my friend sent me one and im crying so badly
(7:00:42 PM) PnkPrncss314: what do you think i should do i mean should i worry about itt
(7:00:54 PM) Microwaved Grape: I don't think you should
(7:01:04 PM) Microwaved Grape: how old are you, anyway
(7:01:10 PM) PnkPrncss314: 19

(editor's note: :lol)

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 542170)
Womti used to have a VampireFreaks account under my name.

It's not there anymore I notice.

He didn't have pictures of you.

Tadao Mar 25th, 2008 11:21 PM

I might sign up to find people to fuck with.

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 11:25 PM

that's sort of why I joined, but despite all my claims of being an anti-social asshole it's really not in me to destroy people like I would have if I told her she was going to die :<

Chojin Mar 25th, 2008 11:27 PM

this is just like when dogbert tried to find other dog friends.

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 11:28 PM

I refuse to believe this person is 19 :<


Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 11:31 PM

It's too late, GW. You probably killed one already!

Fathom Zero Mar 25th, 2008 11:32 PM

BTW, guys, can make you hate achewood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbUdU8Q0nAo

Chojin Mar 25th, 2008 11:33 PM

i'm trying to get a membership on underground-gamer.com so I can download this CD-i Collection torrent, but their confirmation e-mails just won't arrive ;<

and the people on their IRC channel are all like UHH HAVE YOU TRIED THE SITE. SOMETIMES IT TAKES A WHILE. YES, THIS IS AN INVITE ROOM, BUT I WILL IGNORE YOUR REQUESTS FOR INVITES AND DISTRIBUTE USELESS ADVICE.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 542206)
BTW, guys, can make you hate achewood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbUdU8Q0nAo

The only thing wrong here is the voice, other than that it's pretty sweet

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 542187)
chat log

Why oh why did you not fuck with this person >:

Guitar Woman Mar 25th, 2008 11:59 PM

I'm not mean enough :(

If she got offed by a chain letter, it'd be a mercy killing.

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 12:09 AM

(8:05:00 PM) PnkPrncss314: i was so freaked out
(8:05:32 PM) PnkPrncss314: but your right i shouldnt have to worry about it
(8:06:36 PM) PnkPrncss314: so i dont got to worry?
(8:07:27 PM) PnkPrncss314: im just asking
(8:07:39 PM) Microwaved Grape: you're going to die

and then I blocked her.

Fathom Zero Mar 26th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 542213)
The only thing wrong here is the voice, other than that it's pretty sweet

This one is leaps and bounds better: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dw7LxvhM_bo

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 542219)
(8:05:00 PM) PnkPrncss314: i was so freaked out
(8:05:32 PM) PnkPrncss314: but your right i shouldnt have to worry about it
(8:06:36 PM) PnkPrncss314: so i dont got to worry?
(8:07:27 PM) PnkPrncss314: im just asking
(8:07:39 PM) Microwaved Grape: you're going to die

and then I blocked her.

Awful. When I was your age I would have tormented her for months. :(

Guitar Woman Mar 26th, 2008 12:18 AM

I don't like confrontations :(


I really hope I don't have to talk to her again, especially after she was all OH MAN UR A TRUE FRIEND

Noodles Mar 26th, 2008 12:21 AM

You guys are making me play I-sketch >:

bigtimecow Mar 26th, 2008 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 542219)
(8:05:00 PM) PnkPrncss314: i was so freaked out
(8:05:32 PM) PnkPrncss314: but your right i shouldnt have to worry about it
(8:06:36 PM) PnkPrncss314: so i dont got to worry?
(8:07:27 PM) PnkPrncss314: im just asking
(8:07:39 PM) Microwaved Grape: you're going to die

and then I blocked her.

peer pressure!

Noodles Mar 26th, 2008 12:31 AM

Last time I played the SA goons room i got the word "Voldemort" >:

GADZOOKS Mar 26th, 2008 12:38 AM

goons suck so do these chatlogs

Chojin Mar 26th, 2008 12:45 AM

someone should IM her with the text 'SEVEN DAAAAYS' and then block her ;<


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