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Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 05:16 PM

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 05:24 PM


Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2008 05:24 PM

Hello, young lovers :picklehat

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 05:24 PM

my head hurts so bad :(

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 05:28 PM

Ok. Thats it. I have to ask. What is the deal with the cowboy song thread?

Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2008 05:30 PM

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU, WOBZIRE, YOU PUNK SHITFACE

>::>:>:>:>>:>::>::>::>:>>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 05:31 PM

I get bored at work and I post crappy crap without really thinking about it.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 05:33 PM

AND I'M THE ONE EVERYONE SAYS IS MEAN? :(

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 05:35 PM

14,000 POSTS OF BEING MEAN! :RAWR

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 571912)
Ok. Thats it. I have to ask. What is the deal with the cowboy song thread?

That is probably the worst thing you could ever type here.

HickMan Aug 1st, 2008 05:49 PM

Hey liquid how bout you come over and we can chill with some brews and watch some Entourage. MattJack can come too. And Milhouse. But no Pub Lover. If he comes we wont get any P*ssy from the hot girls I'll invite.

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 05:52 PM

that and he'll sit and stare at us without talking and make us feel awkward :x

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571919)
That is probably the worst thing you could ever type here.

I just knew people would get pissed off about that! Why? What is with that?

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 05:54 PM

WOBZIRE WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT IT?

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 05:55 PM

It's people just posting the song over and over. I'm not trying to put it down or anything. I just wondered if it had a back story or something.

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 05:56 PM

DID YOU READ THE LYRICS ITS ABOUT A COWBOY

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 05:58 PM

Yes. Is a repeating song some part of cowboy lorethat I have never heard of?

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2008 05:58 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:01 PM

UH OH, IT'S KITSA!

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 06:02 PM

I have to go now. I am really sorry about the whole cowboy thing. I promise I will never mention it again.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:04 PM

GOODBYE, ROBERT! I HOPE YOU COME BACK TO VISIT REAL SOON! :D

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2008 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571930)
UH OH, IT'S KITSA!



liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 06:07 PM

HICKMAN DO YOU LIVE IN CLEVELAND?

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:08 PM

:eek

I BET SHE JUST SAID SOMETHING SCATHING! :woah

ElPila666 Aug 1st, 2008 06:15 PM


Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:18 PM


...dannytatompd3.jpg :eek

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:19 PM

FREDDY! HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU HIGH? I'M REALLY NOOB3 (HUNGRY) RIGHT NOW! (OH MAN, SOME BACON WOULD BE GREAT! I DON'T KNOW CLOSEBRACKETS YEAH, THIS IS SO COOL, WHY AIN'T YOU TALKING FREDDY? OH YEAH, I NEED TO HIT SUBMIT, HAHAHA, WOAH DUDE

HickMan Aug 1st, 2008 06:22 PM

NO BRUH I LIVE IN YOUNGSTOWN. ABOUT AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES EAST OF CLEVELAND AND ABOUT AN HOUR WEST OF PITTSBURGH. WE KILL BITCHES FOR FUN HERE.

ElPila666 Aug 1st, 2008 06:22 PM

I'm listening some Bob Marley's & Israel Vibration's records i think that inspired me to edit that Fry pic, it need longer dreadlocks though :lol

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:24 PM

I'm pretty sure I could kill a bitch. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571943)
My ex has just rescued an pregnant cat and needs kitty names.

SUGGEST 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, NO I DID NOT ASK YOU TO COME BACK, I WAS VERY CLEAR ON THAT TADAO, GET THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW, NO YOU CAN'T NAME MY CATS, JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MAN!"

OR MAYBE THE OLD STAPLE "HELLO, MY NAME IS PUB LOVER, YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM THE INTERNET"

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 06:29 PM

I used "an"?

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 06:37 PM

OH I'VE BEEN TALKIN TO THIS HOTTIE FROM CLEVELAND I WAS GONNA SEND YOU HER NUDES WHEN I GOT 'EM SO YOU COULD TAPE 'EM TO LIGHT POSTS BUT ITS COOL BRUH

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 544600)
make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544616)


:domo

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 571954)
OH I'VE BEEN TALKIN TO THIS HOTTIE FROM CLEVELAND I WAS GONNA SEND YOU HER NUDES WHEN I GOT 'EM SO YOU COULD TAPE 'EM TO LIGHT POSTS BUT ITS COOL BRUH

MMMM CLEVELAND STEAMERS.

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571949)
SUGGEST 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, NO I DID NOT ASK YOU TO COME BACK, I WAS VERY CLEAR ON THAT TADAO, GET THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW, NO YOU CAN'T NAME MY CATS, JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MAN!"

I BET SHE ALREADY NAMED ONE TADAO AND TALKS TO IT LIKE IT'S ME

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 07:42 PM

"GET OFF OF ME I GET NO PLEASURE FROM THIS UGH"

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 07:53 PM

:lol

HickMan Aug 1st, 2008 09:01 PM

THE TRIP TO CLEVELAND IS WORTH THAT BUT HURRY I ONLY GOT 10 DAYS, 3 HOURS AND 58 MINUTES LEFT

HickMan Aug 1st, 2008 09:12 PM

ya herd?

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 12:13 AM

yes.

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 12:38 AM

IF I CAN GET HOW TO SHOW ME HER NAKED IN 10 DAYS YES SIRRRRRR

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 12:38 AM

HER, NOT HOW

HickMan Aug 2nd, 2008 01:09 AM

SOUNDS LIKE A TITLE TO A ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIE STARRING SOME SHITTY ACTORS

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 01:14 AM

LIKE MIRAH CAREY?

Esuohlim Aug 2nd, 2008 03:43 AM

NAKED GIRLS ARE THE BEST KINDS OF GIRLS :(

Esuohlim Aug 2nd, 2008 03:45 AM

I can't read a liquid post without thinking it's ElPila now :(

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 03:56 AM

and vice versa? :x

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 03:57 AM

btw some girls look a lot better with clothes on, and once you see 'em naked, they'll never look hot again no matter what they're wearing. :(

Rez Aug 2nd, 2008 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 572005)
SOUNDS LIKE A TITLE TO A ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIE STARRING SOME SHITTY ACTORS

i'm going to pretend thats a response to "IF I CAN GET HOW TO SHOW ME HER NAKED IN 10 DAYS YES SIRRRRRR"

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 05:42 AM

wait i thought thats wut it was

HickMan Aug 2nd, 2008 08:07 AM

you're all just a bunch of sillypants

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 10:09 AM

He's got you there!

Esuohlim Aug 2nd, 2008 03:46 PM

SHUT UP WOBZIRE

MOTHERFUCKER

>:

SHUT UP AGGGHH

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 03:49 PM

I already apologized for the whole cowboy incident! Come on give me a break!

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 03:53 PM

A BREAK OF THE NECK MAYBE

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 03:54 PM

No, I mean another chance or something like that.

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 03:55 PM

>:

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 04:02 PM

FINE! IF YOU REALLY WANT I WILL LEAVE FOREVER! You have no idea what your missing out on. I was going to start really awesome threads like: Wat N-R-G Drink Do You Think has the BEST (OR YOUR FAVORIT) Marketing Campiagn???!? You might as well just forget about all that now!

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 04:02 PM

By the way my vote would have been for MONSTER!

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 572042)
FINE! IF YOU REALLY WANT I WILL LEAVE FOREVER! You have no idea what your missing out on. I was going to start really awesome threads like: Wat N-R-G Drink Do You Think has the BEST (OR YOUR FAVORIT) Marketing Campiagn???!? You might as well just forget about all that now!

What will be T-rex's new name?

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 04:35 PM

WHAT?

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 04:56 PM

I'm sorry, should I call you by the previous, previous name? Jediscum

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 04:59 PM

Hmmmmm I have 3 cases of beer, a huge bottle of vodka, 2 dogs, 2 cats, a turtle and a parrot and a digital camera.

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:02 PM

Do you really think I'm someone else? I'm not actually going to leave. Sorry Esuohlim.

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 05:09 PM

Like you would ever leave, Pacman

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:10 PM

Are you just listing people now?

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 05:13 PM

Relax Shrub.

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:14 PM

Ok. I actually am Shrub.

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 05:19 PM

You can tell by the way you both are always logged in at the exact same day and time in the beginning.

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:21 PM

I know. I really should have been more careful. Seems so obvious now doesn't it?

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 05:24 PM

It's never easy GW

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:27 PM

I think that just about covers it.

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 05:28 PM

Pub

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:30 PM

TOO FAR!

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 05:32 PM

There is no reality, we are all just Publover characters created for his amusement.

wobzire Aug 2nd, 2008 05:34 PM

Ok. I can live with that. For the record though, I'm not someone old on a new account.

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 06:05 PM


liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 572064)
There is no reality, we are all just Publover characters created for his amusement.

shhhhh

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 07:20 PM

iiiiiiiiitt

liquidstatik Aug 2nd, 2008 07:24 PM

I SEE TREEEEESS OF GREEN
RED ROSES, TOOOO

I SEE THEM BLOOM
FOR ME & YOUUU

AND I THINK TO MYSELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WOOORRRLD

I SEE SKIES OF BLUUUEE
AND CLOOOOOUDS OF WHITE

THE WHITE BLESSED DAY
THE DARK SACRED NIGHT

AND I THINK TO MYSEELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORRLD

THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
SO PRETTY IN THE SKY

ARE ALSO ON THE FACES
OF PEOPLE GOIN BY

I SEE FRIEEEENDS SHAKIN HANDS
SAYIN "HOOWWWW DO YA DO"

THEY'RE REALLY SAYIN
"I LOVE YOUUU"

I HEAR BABIES CRRRRYYY
I WATCH THEM GROOW

THEY''LL LEARN MUCH MORE
THAN I'LL EVER KNOWWWW

AND I THINK TO MYSELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORRRRLLLD

YEEEEEAAAEAASS

I THINK TO MYSELLLLFF

WHAT A WONDERFUUL
WOOOOOOORRRRRLLLDD

OOOOOOOO
YUEUEUEUAAAAAAAH

Kitsa Aug 2nd, 2008 07:37 PM

for some reason I really really want matzo soup now.

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2008 09:15 PM

Not a spambot.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9493

Esuohlim Aug 2nd, 2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 572077)
for some reason I really really want matzo soup now.

FAG

Kitsa Aug 2nd, 2008 10:55 PM


Pub Lover Aug 2nd, 2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572090)
FAG

Do they use that song to advertise soup then?

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 572098)
he was all about lookin' sharp and gettin the ladies, and the plain white basement with bright lights just kinda fit that. to me, at least?

BRUCE WAYNE ISN'T BATMAN! >:

Pub Lover Aug 2nd, 2008 11:05 PM

[13:56] Pub:I watched star wars episode one last night and I was so angry for the first half that by the middle I was too tired even to car ethat what I was seeing was horrible. then I rallied as I relised it was getting to the end and I could go to bed that I got angry all over again.
[13:56] Danny: hahahaha
[13:56] Pub:Last wee I watched X Men three and I fell asleep and I have no idea what happened and somehow I don't think I care which is odd because I think I like Xmen.
[13:57] Danny: the firstmovie was alright idk i usually dont like super hero movies :(
[13:59] Pub:I like pretty ladies in tight clothes, but somehow I don't like lifeless mannequins in tight clothes that have the exact dimensions of prety ladies. Which is odd, because I always figured that if presented with the oppurtunity I would really get into necrophilia
[14:00] Danny: hahaha idk i've often wondered how hot it'd be :x
[14:01] Pub:...or how recently dead they are

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 02:33 AM



:tasty

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 02:41 AM

They just keep getting younger and younger, don't they :x

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 02:42 AM



HAWT :eek

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 02:42 AM

you can almost see her butt :x

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 02:43 AM

dakota fanning's butt not the baby :(

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 02:43 AM

i mean her sisters butt

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572111)


PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED BY THE CAMERA


Bangs
Above your eyes your hair hangs
Blow my mind your royal flyness I dig your bangs
Bangs
To drape across your forehead
To swing concordant angles as you incline your head
Once with a girl I fell in love sometime ago now she had...
Bangs
Are that on which the world hangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs
Bangs
Are like a pocket T-shirt
As casual as that while fully intentional
And in case you think I'm here cause I like making chit chat
Just remember what I said the money's under your hat
Bangs
Are that on which the world hangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs
Bangs
Above your eyes your hair hangs
Blow my mind your royal flyness I dig your bangs
Bangs
To drape across your forehead
To swing concordant angles as you incline your head
And although I like you anyway, check out your haircut
A proscenium to stage a face that needs no makeup
Bangs
Are that on which the world hangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs
I'm only holding your hand so I can look at your bangs

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 02:50 AM

y'all are just jealous :hat

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 02:52 AM

And John Linnell's voice ruins Bangs for me. Normally I don't mind, but in that song it's extra nasally :x

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 02:53 AM

[17:35] Danny: dakota fanning<3
[17:35] Pub: bugeyed
[17:36] Danny: hot
[17:48] Pub: I don't like blondes
[17:49] Danny: i dont care about hair color :/
[17:49] Danny: except i hate red heads
[17:49] Pub: haha
[17:49] Danny: its only gross cause their skin sucks and have ugly freckles
[17:49] Pub: ah
[17:51] Pub: blondes look washed out in red, and that puts me off my cutting.
[17:52] Danny: true ;o

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572123)
And John Linnell's voice ruins Bangs for me. Normally I don't mind, but in that song it's extra nasally :x

Don't all youse Mericans have that? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572122)
y'all are just jealous :hat

I wear them long. :x


Zomboid Aug 3rd, 2008 03:07 AM

I am so glad that Dufresne doesn't post here anymore. That makes me happy.

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 02:44 PM

sup guys sorry zomboid killed it :eek


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