:( well maybe things will get better soon ;(

Re: the official mad libs thread (FORMERLY "POST COUNT
 

Moments of nostalgia always bring happiness, right?

I was there, him and his wife had a really, really bad day.

It's a bad day for me too. it's pouring pollen around here and I have a migraine. Every time I sneeze my head throbs. :(

COOKIES. :(

GIVE EM A TRY. FOR ME? :tear

FUGGIN COOGIES

Switch Dingo: *ASTERIKS TO SHOW ACTION*

:lol @ Matt Harty

bump :rave

omg now i'm hungry 4 cookies :o

I AM EATING FROSTED OATMEAL COOKIES.

BECAUSE I DO NOT POOP ENOUGH. :(

I'm going to bed.

DREV YOUR NEW AVATAR ROCKS

I had a chocolate chip cookie for lunch

It was so fresh that it was burning my hand all the way to the table and almost melted off the table in it's gooey greatness :)

omg >:

i had some orange cream jello pudding snacks because they are my favorite and they were on sale :(

ever have the orange cream soda?

DEATH METAL

that's spooky

Some goth guy's girlfriend had a boner :(

They're both im my school :(

I saw it :(

The goth guy has one testicle :(

True story :(

DISCUSS >:

So were they sharing the same genitals or something?

No. It's just that the girl has a penis and the guy is half a guy :(

That's the definition of Goth, so I'm not impressed.

I KNOW REALLY

The girl in your avatar needs to shave her vagina :x

SPEAKERBOXXX

no speakerboxing!!!

DEFY

i have had henry weinharts orange cream soda and its better than something thats really really good

FOOD FORUM

nicely done willie...

THE LOVE BELOW

AW HEEEEEEEEELL NA

aw hey ya :hat

Crunch is a fag for not updating his site. :(

:rolleyes @ irony

fuck :(

TREATED

Dudes, let's form a Updateless-Website Gang :smokin

I haven't looked at my guestbook in a while. Check it :hat

What Do People Call You? : Jesse
Your worthless website : I have none
A word spelled the same backwards : kayak
What time is it right now? : 3:15 pm
Do you believe in GHOSTS?! : sure
Are YOU a ghost? :eek : sure
Where did you find this site? Seriously. : some hot guy on i-mockery had it in his profile
SAY COOL STUFF HERE DUDES. : I LOVE YOU! -carnivore is god

I'll be at second base in no time, dudes.

i kissed a girl that wasnt my girlfriend :(

she was like "i've been waiting for this" kinda creepy :(

i don't even know her phone number :(

you're sluttier than your avatar, matt

have you ever smoked a cigarete!!!!! :X

i smoked a cigarette when i was 11

i didnt like it though i was really bad at smoking :x :x :x

hey GUYS!

i havent updated mine since i made it :lol

i ahve never smoked a cigarette and i hope i never do :x

I am going to

KILL
WILL >:

wana fuck

ok :D

sry im cheating on u :O

I broke my ankle :(

I don't have to go to school tomorrow :)

Wear crutches >:

I had a dream friday night which was the best dream story ever. I really want to make a movie out of it, but I'm bad at conveying ideas and hollywood is full of jerks.

Well anyways in my dream i'm in a night club and we're talking to Bob saget back stage and we're talking to him to distract him for some reason. Well we sneak through the back door and i steal a car and get in a chase but make it back to teh scrap yard we work at and almost everyone else is there. But than i hear cop sirens and my friend is bolting through there with the cops behind him. Oh yeah and Cristopher Walken owned the Chop Shop/ junkyard.

Than there was this girl wearing a brown barret and she wore her bangs over one of here eyes, and she was really beautiful, but i couldn't get her face outta my mind and creeped me out because it was just her face staring back at me. I can't describe what she looked like but it was completely out of context with the rest of the dream.

I really want to make a movie or just a really good story outta this. I'd probably fix it up to make it coherent and add weird quarks that only i would think are cool. And i'd have the brown barret girl played by lindsay lohand not becues she looks like her, but because she is so hot and i'm in love with her...

:(

NO WAY JERK

Smoking is fer chumps :X

What about all the cool dudes that smoke?

They'll die before me.

I'm gonna live forever if the good die young :rolleyes

WHARED YOU GO ;_;

THE DOCTOR SAID NOT TO GO TO SCHOOL. I'm not complaining >:

My thumb is bleeding.

I put a bandaid on.

you dont know the meaning od sorry

do you mean you want to know where i smoked it or why i am never around on the internt : (

ps i smoked it in the backyard when nobody was looking and it was menthol (gorss) i hate cigarettes but almost all my family is addicted :rolleyes

tobacco is wacko

That's a given :rolleyes

NO I MEAN WACKO


Speaking of, whats with the onslaught of fags? Another Newgrounds batch? :/

Smoking is for chimps.

unless it's wacky tobbaccy...

What the hell are you getting at?

wacko jacko PLEADS "not guilty!!" :(

:( :) :( :)

>: :/ :( :( :) :) :) :)

MAD LIBS >:

NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
VERB

HAY GUYZZZZZ!

sexy...

HAT
CORK
FORK
RICE
HAT
SLICE

I'm going to Mexico this saturday. :|

I finished the article you guys >:

SO HOW'S EVERYBODY DOIN' TODAY?

DID YOU HEAR THE LATEST POOP?

SPORTS IS BACK!

I dislike sports.

On another note, I want Matt Harty to go back to the cat loaf but I found another thread to post about it so I won't do it here.

GAMING FORUMS

fuck

I dislike you camass.

My god. That was amazing.

Edit: Seriously. I'm stunned. I can't think of a thing to say to that. Did someone really just type "camass" to make fun of me?

I don't know. Maybe.

Help me Sajuuk! I need emotional support for this difficult time!

PS: You're a fucking moron if you reply to this.

:bow













:obey

hey guys name your favorite songs

MUSIC IS FOR FUCKS. >:



EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS I AM A FAGGOT DORK BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY MUSIC I LISTEN TO PRETTY MUCH :(

For a real long time I thought They Might Be Giants and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones were the same band. :( Are they? :(

NO