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agroskaterik Mar 15th, 2004 11:49 PM

liek yah, ive got denver the last dinosaur on there too

agroskaterik Mar 15th, 2004 11:50 PM

yea im going to go to sleep now too

Sam Mar 15th, 2004 11:51 PM

You guys suck. :(

agroskaterik Mar 15th, 2004 11:54 PM

:(

Sam Mar 15th, 2004 11:58 PM

Don't even bother trying to make up for it. The damage has been done. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 16th, 2004 12:15 AM

HEY I AM BACK

Sam Mar 16th, 2004 12:16 AM

WOAH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GONE.

Big McLargehuge Mar 16th, 2004 12:18 AM

My mom is gonna kill you.

Sam Mar 16th, 2004 12:19 AM

Switch Dingo: I WILL FIGHT YOUR MOM
Switch Dingo: IT WILL BE A KNIFE FIGHT
BiggieMclargeguy: My mom knows all abvout knives
Switch Dingo: WE WILL MEET AT THE BASEBALL FIELD WHERE MY KID HAS LITTLE LEAUGE
Switch Dingo: WE'LL MEET AT MIDNIGHT
Switch Dingo: TELL HER TO DRESS IN ALL BLACK

Big McLargehuge Mar 16th, 2004 12:54 AM

CIALIS CAN WORK FOR UP TO 36 HOURS :eek

Sam Mar 16th, 2004 12:56 AM

IF ERECTION OCCURS FOR MORE THEN 4 HOURS SEE A PHYSICIAN. :)

AND THEN HAVE SECKS WITH HER. :eek

executioneer Mar 16th, 2004 01:53 AM

HEY GUYS WHATS UP WHERES THE MAD LIBS >:

Matt Harty Mar 16th, 2004 09:38 AM

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON YOURE ALL GROUNDED

Matt Harty Mar 16th, 2004 10:00 AM

Nevermind guys, you're lucky i'm in a good mood. We just got off half a day because of snow.

NJ has some fairly retarded weather. We went from 60 yesterday to snow. I'm assuming next week we'll have a flash flood :(

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2004 11:27 AM

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACHOTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE. >:

liquidstatik Mar 16th, 2004 02:43 PM

69

camacazio Mar 16th, 2004 03:30 PM

HEY WASSUP STATIK ;)

HickMan Mar 16th, 2004 04:04 PM

GREEN PIZZA :x

Sam Mar 16th, 2004 04:26 PM

Esuohlim knows what the best music in the world is.

Matt Harty Mar 16th, 2004 04:51 PM

I'm eating a cucumber with ranch dressing.

ScruU2wice Mar 16th, 2004 04:52 PM

What the hell i missed so much after i went to sleep :(

Matt Harty Mar 16th, 2004 04:55 PM

Want some cucumber?

agroskaterik Mar 16th, 2004 07:31 PM

Hey guys, i just vomited 7 times in a row. :(

Sajuuk Mar 16th, 2004 07:45 PM

...for great justice.

camacazio Mar 16th, 2004 07:54 PM

My god you suck.

I vomited at 4:00 AM on sunday morning. Just once, but man was that toilet full.

The Retro Kat Mar 16th, 2004 09:18 PM

LIEK, BALLS OUT TOTALY

Sam Mar 16th, 2004 09:48 PM

What the hell you guys? >:

I leave to go to work and I come back to this?

ProfessorCool Mar 17th, 2004 02:03 AM

Gibbler, you want some excercise, go take a hike!

Matt Harty Mar 17th, 2004 10:17 AM

I think i'm catching a cold.

camacazio Mar 17th, 2004 11:22 AM

Get well soon! :(

agroskaterik Mar 17th, 2004 01:12 PM

still vomiting :(

liquidstatik Mar 17th, 2004 01:25 PM

spam;.

Matt Harty Mar 17th, 2004 02:31 PM

Stop teasing us :(

ScruU2wice Mar 17th, 2004 03:41 PM

Yeah you were totally not in school today, get better soon jerkface... >:

Matt Harty Mar 17th, 2004 08:19 PM

I need to get a bone scan to see if I have stress fractures in my shins.

Gurlugon Mar 17th, 2004 09:33 PM

You can thank me later, guys.

HickMan Mar 17th, 2004 09:59 PM

St. Patrick's day is fun

ScruU2wice Mar 17th, 2004 10:22 PM

we had irish dancers come to our school and there was this one guy who would come outta no where and dance for 5 seconds totally stealing the spot light from the kids and than just walked off the stage (not even dance off just walk off) than this lady pushed one of the 4 year old dancers on to the stage, it was horrible :(

HickMan Mar 17th, 2004 10:26 PM

I had killiaNS draft all day :( my pop is cool like that.

EDIT: Pop as in father :/

ScruU2wice Mar 17th, 2004 11:03 PM

ok its back on top :)

Gurlugon Mar 17th, 2004 11:06 PM

I didn't drink anything at all today. :(

I would have hit the whiskey again, but my dad was home. And he's not cool like your dad, HickMan. :(

ScruU2wice Mar 17th, 2004 11:57 PM

I told somebody off who was crticizing me for not wearing enough green. Anything should be good enough but no, they keep expecting more from a brown person to make up the difference in skin >:

camacazio Mar 18th, 2004 01:26 AM

I didn't wear green today and I have yet to face any backlash.

agroskaterik Mar 18th, 2004 09:45 AM

bump

GREEN PIZZA :x

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2004 09:51 AM

I wore green. But it's because i'm irish! ;o

Matt Harty Mar 18th, 2004 10:36 AM

I wore green...i'm not irish....my shins hurt. :(

Sam Mar 18th, 2004 12:28 PM

I'm irish, but I didn't wear any green at all, because I am trying to fight the stereotypes. >:

And I wanted cute girls to pinch me. :)

agroskaterik Mar 18th, 2004 05:10 PM

i actually forgot it was st. patricks day because of all the vomiting i was doing

Sam Mar 18th, 2004 07:17 PM

OMG YOU GUYS!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT MY AVATAR'S HEAD EXPLODES??????? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT UNTIL TODAY :eek

agroskaterik Mar 18th, 2004 09:39 PM

:hypno

camacazio Mar 19th, 2004 03:25 AM

What the hell man, I've known that for the longest time now. You must be stupid.

Matt Harty Mar 19th, 2004 09:38 AM

The guy reminds me of Dr. Phil so I lol much.

HickMan Mar 19th, 2004 05:46 PM

HEY

ScruU2wice Mar 19th, 2004 06:43 PM

Story of the week



So while i'm at work i notice a very attractive indian looking girl who comes in once in a while. I was even thinking of talking to her if she ever came to my register which is big step for me because i'm not to great with girls. ( if you seen my picture you know why)

On a seperate plane we just hired a couple of new people at work and all of them are pretty cool except for this one douschbage. He's loud and thinks everything he says is funny.

On an intersecting plane i'm standing by the exit door greeting the customers and talking to this other girl, when the very attractive girl and the douschebag come by. the girl i was talking to is friends with the two so i guess im a little bit more comfortable in conversation...

The asshole asks me "are you new..." i say no but he continues with "Oh I saw this hindu kid the other day and i thought he was you..." I shake my head and say that of course all brown people look alike. No on gets my sarcasm.

They finally leave and I tell the girl i was talking to that i hated the douschbag with a great passion then she reconfirmed my suspicion that the attractive girl was his girlfriend...

I like how life tends to piss on my face alot... :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 07:19 PM

Hey guys i just got back from spring break.

ScruU2wice Mar 19th, 2004 08:23 PM

i'm just starting mine :)




i don't think i'm gonna do anything... :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 08:29 PM

Don't go to any "Spring Break Spots" they are just big frat parties and it is rare to meet anybody worth talking to. And when you do finallly find someone worth talking to you will be stupid and blow it anyway.

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 08:55 PM

OR THEY WILL THROW UP ON YOU. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 08:58 PM

OR THEY WILL BE REALLY COOL AND HOT AND THEN YOU WILL MISS ALL THE HINTS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL CALL YOU A FAG AND ASK YOU WHY YOU AREN'T IN HER TENT AND THEN YOUR HIPPY FRIEND WILL BE ALL LIKE "GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IF HE GOT LAID AND NOBODY ELSE DID I WOULD HAVE NO MORE FAITH IN THE WORLD" >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:01 PM

YOU MUST HAVE HUNG OUT WITH ME LAST YEAR. YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY SUMMER. :(

AND MY SPRING BREAK. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:03 PM

YOU HAVE A HIPPY FRIEND? :eek

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:04 PM

I HAVE TWO. :eek

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:04 PM

OMG DO THEY FOLLOW JAM BANDS AND DO ALL KINDS OF DRUGS? :eek

HickMan Mar 19th, 2004 09:04 PM

I LIKE THIS ONE GIRL BUT SHE DOSNT LIKE ME THAT WAY :( I WANT TO MARRY HER AND LIVE IN FLORIDA

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:07 PM

DRUGS YES.

BANDS NO.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:08 PM

MY HIPPY IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOURS >:

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:08 PM

I think I'm considered the "hippy friend," even though hippies are pussies and i hate them and they are too rebelious and im a good ol boy, never meanin no harm.

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:11 PM

BUT MY HIPPIES ARE HOT GIRLS. :)

Cap'n Crunch Mar 19th, 2004 09:12 PM

I DIDN'T HAVE SPRING BREAK YET. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:12 PM

THE HOT GIRL THAT WAS GOING TO SECKS ME WAS A HIPPY >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:16 PM

THE KEY WORD THERE IS WAS. :rolleyes

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:16 PM

WELL UR HIPPY GURLS CNA SUK MEH COCK! LIEK, SEREASLY.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:18 PM

DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER HOW I AM A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK"? >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:19 PM

NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU ARE A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?" >:

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:21 PM

Liek, then we can do each others nails and hair and wear really cool slippers and pillowfight.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:24 PM

I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS DIGGING ME CAUSE I AM A COOL DUDE AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY DROPPING HINTS BUT I SUCK AND AM A GIANT PUSSY AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A MONGALOID RETARD INSTEAD.

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:25 PM

WERE YOU SMOKING?

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:26 PM

SMOKING WHAT? :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:27 PM

CIGARETTES :(

YOU TOLD ME YOU STARTED AGIAN.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:28 PM

YEAH I WAS, SHE PEER PRESSURED ME. :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:29 PM

HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:30 PM

IS IT THAT APPARENT TO EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME? :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:32 PM

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:36 PM

SHUT IT FATTY >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:36 PM

THAT'S LOW. :tear

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

:tear

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:52 PM

LIEK, MAYBE U NEED CHANGE, YOU SHOULD START SMOKING


















TEH COCK, LOO

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:57 PM

Switch Dingo: RETRO INSULTED YOU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go have a smoke in a bit

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:02 PM

Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: SMOKEEM
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194020#194020

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:04 PM

Drev779: Say, is it bad to quack like a duck during orgasm? :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I SUCK AT GETTING LAID :ROLLEYES
Drev779: I'm a virgin :(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO WE SHOULD HAVE T-SHIRTS
Drev779: no
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
Drev779: because they cost money
Drev779: which I don't have
BiggieMclargeguy: I am going to go buy a plain t-shirt and write VIRGIN on it in perminant marker now
BiggieMclargeguy: well not right now

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:06 PM

Drev779: hi :(
Switch Dingo: =9
Drev779: i just took a dump
Switch Dingo: WAS IT FUN
Drev779: no
Drev779: Hey is it wrong to scream 'SANTA!' during orgasms? :(
Switch Dingo: NO
Drev779: k

DOES HE QUACK LIKE A DUCK OR SCREAM "SANTA!"??? >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:08 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194026#194026
Drev779: :3
BiggieMclargeguy: SO WHICH IS IT SCREAMING SANTA OR QUACKING LIKE A DUCK? >:
Drev779: *shrug*

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:10 PM

Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE =(
Drev779: DUCKS
Switch Dingo: OH OKAY

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:14 PM

I wouldn't change a thing for the life of me* says:
that sucks...did you see any tits

I discovered the three rules of life, then forgot the second. says:
Yes and the most annoying part of the whole thing was all the stupid mongaloid testerone soaked retards shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:15 PM

Did you show them your titties?

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:17 PM

YEAH BUT THEY GAVE ME BEADS :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:17 PM

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN MARDIGRAS. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:18 PM

They couldn't tell, they were all drunk :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:19 PM

You should have taken their wallets. :/

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:19 PM

THEY WERE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS :rolleyes


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