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Zomboid Dec 4th, 2008 12:20 AM

MILHOUSE, CAN YOU GET SHAM'S EMAIL? I TRIED TO SEND HIM AN EMAIL SAYING "HAHAHAHA YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY AND NOW YOU'RE BANNED TOO" BUT IT SAID THAT HE HAS CHOSEN NOT TO RECEIVE EMAILS (lol like anyone would send him neway amirite?)

Sam Dec 4th, 2008 12:22 AM

POST IT HERE, SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT AND SEND HIM INSULTING E-MAILS.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 12:29 AM

:rolleyes

Zomboid Dec 4th, 2008 12:36 AM

YOU'RE NEXT, YOU CHUNKY FIN!

Fathom Zero Dec 4th, 2008 12:52 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCFUTSBUlE

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2008 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 599715)
MILHOUSE, CAN YOU GET SHAM'S EMAIL? I TRIED TO SEND HIM AN EMAIL SAYING "HAHAHAHA YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY AND NOW YOU'RE BANNED TOO" BUT IT SAID THAT HE HAS CHOSEN NOT TO RECEIVE EMAILS (lol like anyone would send him neway amirite?)

OK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 599717)
POST IT HERE, SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT AND SEND HIM INSULTING E-MAILS.

NO

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 599719)
:rolleyes

SHUT IT

Sam Dec 4th, 2008 01:41 AM

WORST MODERATOR EVER. >:

Asila Dec 4th, 2008 02:02 AM

I MIGHT BE NEXT BUT PLEASE

PLEAAAAASE

awesome bill Dec 4th, 2008 02:11 AM

I heard this thread was about hugging boners.

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2008 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 599725)
WORST MODERATOR EVER. >:

CORK IT, YA JANKY

awesome bill Dec 4th, 2008 02:24 AM

Just finished watching Trading Places. Jamie Lee Curtis had a smokin body back in the day. Funny movie too.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 02:27 AM

Esuohlim is nothing but a fat boy, who thinks he's all big and bad now that his daddy took the training wheels off his bicycle :rolleyes

Zomboid Dec 4th, 2008 02:33 AM

YOU FAT KIDS JUST DON'T LEARN, DO YA?

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2008 02:43 AM

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

awesome bill Dec 4th, 2008 02:54 AM

capital letterz scare me...

executioneer Dec 4th, 2008 02:59 AM

GOOD

executioneer Dec 4th, 2008 03:00 AM

HOW DO THESE MAKE YOU FEEL

awesome bill Dec 4th, 2008 03:26 AM

strangely aroused

executioneer Dec 4th, 2008 04:00 AM

this is the correct response

executioneer Dec 4th, 2008 04:03 AM

ARG DOUPLE POST THANKS FOR BEING SLOW IMORKERY, NANOO-NANOO

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2008 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 599672)
:Dealing with insurance agents when you're trying to get a payout is never fun, my condolences.

However, how much do you actually like your wife, Halloran?

Actually, she was incredibly lucky - another few hundredths of a second earlier and I might have been dragging the rugrats off to the emergency room rather than having a relatively calm chat on the phone as she limped the vehicle home.

So you're right, it could have been lots LOTS worse. But still, insurance actuaries and adjusters ... bleah :blah

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 07:36 AM

Dear god, vanilla Ensure is disgusting.
"Homemade Vanilla Shake" flavor my ass!
Even Hershey's Syrup couldn't save it.
:(

Crimson Ghost Dec 4th, 2008 08:47 AM

Is Ensure made with real milk?

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 08:50 AM

It says so on the label, but I don't drink milk anyways.
The chocolate and strawberry ones are good though.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 08:55 AM

Oh yay, my exam went well

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 08:56 AM


Crimson Ghost Dec 4th, 2008 08:56 AM

I only drink milk with my Carnation Instant Breakfast. I never liked Ensure. It makes me think I'm old for some reason.

Crimson Ghost Dec 4th, 2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 599761)
Oh yay, my exam went well

STDs?

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:06 AM

The Elations joint-drink makes me feel old, the Ensure just makes me feel like I'm choking on a 4th graders milkshake experiment.

Exam?
What kind of exams do they give in Finland?

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:27 AM

Mechanics :|

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 599764)
STDs?

Haha, I wish :lol

Spoilers!

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:30 AM

Well what have you learned in mechanics?
Mechanics on what?
You a car guy or something?
We don't like them types 'round here boy.

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2008 09:32 AM

Finland is building a robot. A sex robot. ;)

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:33 AM

I'm a physics student :)


At the moment

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:34 AM

That makes sense.
I can't think of anything else to do in Finland.
Unless you're this guy, he seems to be finding something to do.

I think that's my buddy Saku's brother.

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2008 09:36 AM

Play death-metal.

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2008 09:36 AM

Burn down churches.

What, that was Finland - right?

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:37 AM

No church burners are in Norway. Finnish people just talk about burning churches.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:38 AM

A friend of mine's name is also Saku.

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2008 09:39 AM

You could get invaded by Russia.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:40 AM

Quote:

I can't think of anything else to do in Finland.
Many Finns prefer drinking their asses off, however I prefer not to go with the flow in certain situations

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 599779)
You could get invaded by Russia.

They've already invaded :(

The surroundings of my calm, peaceful, quiet and beautiful childhood area, next to forrests and lake saimaa, is being turned into some luxury spa center for rich russians. >:

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:44 AM

My Saku is in Hellsinki

He accosted me in Germany at a train station over my Reverend Bizarre shirt.
And then we was frenz.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:45 AM

Oh, never mind then :/

MetalMilitia Dec 4th, 2008 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 599781)
They've already invaded :(

I know, in the Winter War of 1939. The funny thing is you guys pretty much won despite having a fraction of the amount of manpower and equipment.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:47 AM

All my Finnish friends seem to be from Lojha or Hellsinki.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:49 AM

I'm not from Hellsinki nor Lohja ;)

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 09:49 AM

I just washed my boyfriend's cellphone.

The one time in a billion I don't check the damn pockets.


FUCK.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:50 AM

What town that I can't pronounce are you from?

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599788)
I just washed my boyfriend's cellphone.

The one time in a billion I don't check the damn pockets.


FUCK.

You just can't catch a break this week, can you?
:(

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:51 AM


RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 599789)
What town that I can't pronounce are you from?

Turku

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 09:53 AM

AHA!
I got some peeps in Turku!
I think my buddy Peter is in Turku!

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 09:55 AM

No, apparently I can't :(

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 10:01 AM

I'm sorry Kitsa.
I hope your spell of bad luck clears up.
I wish you nothing but happy fun days.

As long as I get more poop stories.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 10:02 AM

Heh.

Have you tried poopreport.com?

I considered submitting my garage sale story there but I don't think I ever did.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 10:06 AM

I have never heard of this poopreport site.....
I LOVE IT.
You should totally enter your garage sale story there.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 10:18 AM

I'm going to see the latest 007 tonight :x

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 10:55 AM

Have fun!
I hope you enjoy the movie!

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 10:56 AM

By the way, Rankeri?
Did TVO close down?

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 11:03 AM

I haven't really followed the whole situation, I'm not a member, but apparently they've been told to pack their stuffs and leave by the May 2010. Naturally, all the members of TVO and other students have protested against it.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 11:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oMjH...eature=related

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 11:15 AM

Awwww.
I heard they were getting evicted but at least it sounds like they have a bit more time than originally estimated. I always heard good things about that place. :(

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599794)
No, apparently I can't :(

Try the rice trick. It can't hurt. :hopeful

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 12:40 PM

I will, Colonel Flagg. :) We can hope.

One good thing did happen today- I still owed like $400 on my daughters' tombstone and my grandmother is paying it off as a Christmas gift to us. That was really, really nice.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 12:48 PM

Has anyone seen the infomercial for these?

http://www.kregtool.com/index.php

Are they any good?

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 12:54 PM

No, but I'm interested in seeing it!

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 01:11 PM

Well, you know how infomercials are, they make it look like you can slap together fine furniture in about 10 minutes with absolute minimum effort. I just can't bring myself to believe that.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 01:24 PM

Infomercials are awesome.
I wish they'd show the taser infomercial again.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 02:18 PM

That Billy Mays health insurance one was a doozy.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 02:32 PM

Yeah Billy's the man!



Thank you so much for showing me the poopreport site. I'm completely in love with it.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 03:34 PM

I FOUND MY WALLET!
YESSSSSSSS!

Shrubfest Dec 4th, 2008 04:05 PM

I find Freakazoid oddly attractive.

Is this a bad thing?

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 04:16 PM

Are you talking about Rankeri's dog pic?

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 04:37 PM

I find Tadao pervy, but friendly.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 04:42 PM

I feel good about that.
Edit for Page Brak

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 04:46 PM

Where's the PageBrak?

Asila Dec 4th, 2008 04:56 PM


Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 05:23 PM


Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 05:28 PM










Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 06:26 PM

tadao: my only regret is that that didn't occur to me first.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 06:29 PM

lol

Shrubfest Dec 4th, 2008 06:35 PM

Sigh.
I just finished annotating one of my files.
Its take all day.
I still have shitloads to do before my deadline.
But all I want to do is SLEEP.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 06:35 PM

There was a new forum where a bunch of scrapbooking mommies were picking apart my art, and I was gonna show you, but then I lost the URL :(

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599832)
Teacher had a crush on you :love

Such was my thinking as well. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 599812)
Didn't a couple of hippies start their own nation on an old oil rig off the Isle of WIght? I think they forcibly removed, or maybe I'm completely mistken about all of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599788)
I just washed my boyfriend's cellphone.

The one time in a billion I don't check the damn pockets.


FUCK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599882)
There was a new forum where a bunch of scrapbooking mommies were picking apart my art, and I was gonna show you, but then I lost the URL :(

My mom was sooooo into that for awhile. She isn't a Hen though. Thank God.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 06:44 PM

I don't see the point of scrapbooking at all.

I'm sure there is one, I just don't see it. Some of my cousins are really into it.

Ideologically, I'm pretty far off that whole set.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 06:45 PM

Hi Shrub and PUb, Did you see the 1/4 moon with Mars and Jupiter? It made a frowning face for us, I'm sure It was all smile for you.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599885)
I don't see the point of scrapbooking at all.

I'm sure there is one, I just don't see it. Some of my cousins are really into it.

Ideologically, I'm pretty far off that whole set.

My mom plopped out 7 kids. So it was a chance to go through all the old photos of when we were innocent and put them into a book to prove to God that someone loves us.

Shrubfest Dec 4th, 2008 06:49 PM

No i didn't.
But it has been snowing.

Which is completly unrelated, so i'm going to bed.
Goodnight, m'dears.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 06:55 PM

lol

But when you put all that crap onto a page, all the 3D stickers and whatnot, how do you close the damn book? Doesn't it just fan out in a big wad?

I pasted some old get well cards into a scrapbook and promptly wished I never had. They were a bigger nuisance than if I'd kept them in a box.

Fun fact: I went to a religious charter school in 3rd grade. Our teacher was a crazy "lay nun" (didn't live in a convent). I have many horror stories about that year, but one of the first things she told us to bring in was a scrapbook for "our work". She kept the scrapbooks and we didn't see them again till the end of the year.

When we got them back, we'd expected our good assignments to be in them, but she'd put in all the worst assignments, the ones marked up in red pencil where she pretty much called us idiots. She said, "Now you keep this and one day you'll feel bad about what you put me through."

Psycho bitch.

Maybe that's what put me off scrapbooking.

RaNkeri Dec 4th, 2008 07:24 PM

Just came from the movies and a 4+ hour bar tour :x

I think I'll hit the bed now

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599523)
Willie,
To beard or not to beard, or maybe shave it off my neck and clean it up.


To shirt or not to shirt... Did you get that from the Salvation Army? :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 599557)
I think your dog is plotting on you.

We all know that is you under the covers with just yer dick showing, boy. :x


Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 599580)
i think you look better cleanshaven tbh :(

What is your opinion on the shirt/non-shirt situation? :x

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 08:15 PM

You say "Salvation Army" like that's a bad thing.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 08:46 PM

Thrift stores really vary in quality.

Where I live now, the St. Vincent de Paul is hideous. It's a large, dilapidated gym, and the thrift store doubles as a flophouse at night. I'm not opposed to the idea of a shelter (especially in winter) but I wish they had a separate facility, not on the thrift store floor. But maybe I'm just being uncharitable :(

The St. Vincent de Paul near where the bf is from is amazing. Smells like laundry detergent and dryer sheets- clean clean clean. And books are 20 cents apiece. I can load up an entire friggin' shopping cart.

The Goodwill here smells like BO and that earwaxy smell of stored clothes.

The Salvation Army used to be a smoking-allowed flea market and everything there smells like cigarette smoke.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 08:57 PM

I love thrift stores. We had one in Northern Cali that was also the shelter. Eureka being a small town, we already knew the bums anyways. So we didn't mind walking past them to look at shit. My ex collected a certain type of gold leafed alcohol serving glassware and I looked for anything I wanted. She would never let me get clothes though because she wanted me to look nice. I hate looking nice. It attracts all the wrong women. Those women expect things of me that I will never do, like have a successful job so they can get a job doing what they like for almost no money.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 08:59 PM

I go for the books.

I go through books like crazy.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 599895)
I thought there should be a poll in here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazboy (Post 599916)
There was, but now your mom is dancing around it for money.


OH SNAP THE INTERNETS ARE A MEAN PLACE!

Oh Dam! Now why can't you be that funny more often?

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 599913)
Thrift stores really vary in quality.

Where I live now, the St. Vincent de Paul is hideous. It's a large, dilapidated gym, and the thrift store doubles as a flophouse at night. I'm not opposed to the idea of a shelter (especially in winter) but I wish they had a separate facility, not on the thrift store floor. But maybe I'm just being uncharitable :(

The St. Vincent de Paul near where the bf is from is amazing. Smells like laundry detergent and dryer sheets- clean clean clean. And books are 20 cents apiece. I can load up an entire friggin' shopping cart.

The Goodwill here smells like BO and that earwaxy smell of stored clothes.

The Salvation Army used to be a smoking-allowed flea market and everything there smells like cigarette smoke.

Damn, Kit, it sounds like you live in a B-movie set, what with the neighbors, the stores and the people. You should write a gothic novel.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 09:03 PM

Yeah, books was always a given, that was the first area we would start in, but if we specifically wanted books, Eureka had some quality used book stores. That's about the only thing I miss about that place.


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