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Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 09:05 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 599921)
Damn, Kit, it sounds like you live in a B-movie set, what with the neighbors, the stores and the people. You should write a gothic novel.

Pop up and scratch and sniff. My favorite page would be the garage sale pooper page.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 09:10 PM

lol colonel flagg

this stuff happens to everyone, I just talk about it.

I also look for a particular china set, but I never find that. Have to do all that on ebay :(

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 09:51 PM

Yeah, she saw some of the glasses in the thrift store and they were the same ones here ANGELIC grandmother had. It turned into ebay after awhile.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 09:52 PM

I mainly do thrift stores over flea markets and yard sales now because I just hate people so damn much.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 10:09 PM

I hear ya lady. I think the longer we stay out of work the more we avoid people. I've always hated the general public when I work, but I didn't mind being elbow to elbow with them while I was out trying to do my thing. Now a days, I'd rather go to less populated areas.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 10:13 PM

Maybe. Dunno, I was developing quite the attitude problem when I was working at the hospital- but then again, I think the hospital politics, pointless caste system and general backstabbing were doing that to me.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 10:18 PM

That's everywhere. My last 8 years was in grocery stores. I pushed not taking disability as long as I possibly could because I thought I would wind up killing myself for being less than human, which I was almost successful at.

Kitsa Dec 4th, 2008 10:21 PM

My doctors told me to stop and do Disability 10 years before I actually did. Didn't want to have to go that route.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 10:31 PM

I finally got fired for showing up to work late all the time. Fatigue finally caught up with me and I had to admit defeat. I still have 6 months to go till I can get Medicare and get the meds I need. Right now I have to beg the state for help, and they hate doing that.

Aaarg Dec 4th, 2008 10:48 PM

What position did/do you hold in grocery?

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2008 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 599958)
What position did/do you hold in grocery?

I don't think I can give up gay jokes. :(

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 10:53 PM

Well the first 6 years I was a baker turned bakery manager. I quit that place due to politics and moved to the beach. There I got involved with a local Health Foods grocery store. I worked as a stocker/cashier/weekend receiver. The hours were all over the place and my pain causes me lack of sleep. So I got fired for being late all the fucking time. I was bound to happen sometime, I just never knew when the end would finally happen.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 10:55 PM

Weekend reciever ;)

Aaarg Dec 4th, 2008 11:03 PM

Ah, that sucks. I definitely know about having a variable schedule. Last week I was the receiver all week (coming in at 4am, leaving at noon). This week, I've been night stock (9:30pm-5:30am) but on Friday I'm the closing manager 2:30-10p.

Have you generally made enough money to sustain yourself, for the most part, in grocery?

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:14 PM

Not in a Health Food store, but if you go for the main grocery stores, you make enough to live and the higher you climb the fatter the wallet. You get a dept manager position and you make bank, stay the fuck away from Bakery though. They are the money losing end of the store. Every store has to have a bakery and bakeries cost more than they make. The health plans though, grocery stores have some of the best health plans.

Aaarg Dec 4th, 2008 11:19 PM

Yeah I've been in grocery on-and-off for four years just about. I was wondering if it'd hurt as a fall-back plan.

I plan on moving across the country in some direction soon, and I'm just trying to figure out if I'll be able to support myself working grocery until I figure something else out.

I've been offered store management positions before but I'm preferring to stick to the fake management option.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:25 PM

There will most assuredly almost always be grocery stores. It is a great thing to fall back on. Plus there is at least 1 grocery store in every tow/city in America.

Aaarg Dec 4th, 2008 11:28 PM

Yeah, which is always nice. And I figure I have experience enough and more references with grocery store management than I would ever require, to get my foot in the door and make a little more than what most people start at.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:34 PM

Not if the are union.

Aaarg Dec 4th, 2008 11:39 PM

Unless it's the same union I've been in for years.

Is UFCW nation-wide?

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:43 PM

Ah, both of mine were non-union.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 11:45 PM

You look like the kind of guy who doesn't like onions.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:46 PM

I luv onions :o

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:47 PM

I'm hard pressed to name a food I don't love.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 599980)
I'm hard pressed to name a food I don't love.

That would explain this:
Quote:

I was fucking huge. I think my asshole ripped a little.

Tadao Dec 4th, 2008 11:54 PM

:cry

Dixie Dec 4th, 2008 11:55 PM

I only hurt you because you like it.

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 12:00 AM

I'M SORRY MOMMA BWWWOOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOO

Zomboid Dec 5th, 2008 02:51 AM

HEY SAM, MATTJACK, I WAS THINKING: THIS SUMMER, WHEN I AM DONE WORKING AND BEFORE SCHOOL, LET'S MEET UP AND GET SHITFACED SOMEWHERE IN THE US. I WANNA GO AND GET DRUNK THERE FOR SOME REASON.

RaNkeri Dec 5th, 2008 03:03 AM

What the hell happened to your Dragon Age thread, zomboid?

Zomboid Dec 5th, 2008 03:13 AM

Deleted. I signed a non-disclosure agreement and one of the producers saw the thread (before I went, but still). It's just easier to not talk about what I'm not gonna talk about if there's no opening there.

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 03:22 AM

:x I hope it is great.

RaNkeri Dec 5th, 2008 03:37 AM

And I hope it's similiar to old BG's, not another Oblivion style first person rpg

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 03:39 AM

Going back to my old title.

Kitsa Dec 5th, 2008 07:38 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TRAVEL/12/04...ref=rss_latest

What have we learned since the Titanic? :(

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600047)

Thank you MM.

MetalMilitia Dec 5th, 2008 11:58 AM

Being a jerk on the Internet has never been easier thanks to modern technology!

Grislygus Dec 5th, 2008 02:20 PM

I officially give SCARYREDMONSTER a D+

He's the type of character that ZBF would have made, show some spirit

MattJack Dec 5th, 2008 02:40 PM

Man my neighbors in the apartment over said "they can hear me playing music, every-day."

I didn't realize it was loud, and I just do it to drown out their 10lb dog that never shuts up.

MattJack Dec 5th, 2008 02:41 PM


Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 02:41 PM

Private Message: hi
Quote:

Originally Posted by ScaryRedMonster
Born as a twin close to the twilight hour
my brother's body so weak and thirsting for power

The gift was cruel
an uneven start, meant to tear us apart
but in our lives there must be a purpose

I will gaze to the future
let I be revealed, no mans fate is sealed
but I wonder what will become of us

In the land of dragons we walk side by side
love not returned, trust never earned
but brothers till the end
In the land of dragons we walk side by side
love not returned, trust never earned
but brothers till the end

Power of the body and force of the mind
like the book and the story-teller we are two of a kind

I feel your rage my brother
our blood is the same, in our kin lies no shame
you must rein your thirst for power, before it's too late

What we do defines who we are
in this lies the beauty and the beast
don't let your hatred be unleashed

In the land of dragons we walk side by side
love not returned, trust never earned
but brothers till the end
In the land of dragons we walk side by side
love not returned, trust never earned
but brothers till the end

Private Message: Re: Hello
Quote:

Originally Posted by ScaryRedMonster
BUT I AM STILL IN LOVE WITH MY EX.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
Quote:

Originally Posted by ScaryRedMonster
I am a good guy, and you are an evil kind of guy.


Does this not mean we can still be friends?

It means we can be lovers!



Kitsa Dec 5th, 2008 03:33 PM

Are you kissing and telling, tadao?

I'm beginning to think this run of bad luck won't end till I'm dead. 15 mins ago, I was vacuuming and somehow...don't know how...I rolled over my foot and tried to nudge the vacuum off it with my big toe. My toe somehow got caught/mangled in the beater bars. Jeebus, that was some horrendous pain.

Very much like stubbing your toe really, really badly, but the pain doesn't go away after a minute (or 15). It's throbbing and sending shooting pains through the arch of my foot. The corner of my big toenail is ripped off.

I think I've hobble-sprinted around the house twice to keep from screaming.

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 05:37 PM

The Scary Red Monster was in my closet :(

Keep your foot above your heart level, but you know that.

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2008 06:05 PM

I-MOCKERY

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2008 06:05 PM

I-MOCKERY, GUYS

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2008 06:06 PM

fuck i am TIRED >:

Ploxtrot Dec 5th, 2008 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 600054)
Being a jerk on the Internet has never been easier thanks to modern technology!

It's always been easy though

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 06:25 PM

That reply was dumb even for the chat thread.

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot (Post 600118)
It's always been easy though

Your MOM has always been easy :lol :lol :lol

sir >:

Kitsa Dec 5th, 2008 06:45 PM

dammit, greg, pay on your fucking boat >:|

Pub Lover Dec 5th, 2008 06:48 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2008 08:21 PM

This piece is entitled "Jarv on Summer Holiday".

Kitsa Dec 5th, 2008 08:24 PM

This deadbeat Greg fucker probably gave this collection agency my cell # just by making it up or something.

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2008 08:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzsBsNJKl8

Kitsa Dec 5th, 2008 08:28 PM

I think a lot of walmart customers need to be chased down and beaten into submission with nail-studded baseball bats.

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2008 08:32 PM

One of my principals said today "I can't tell which is worse, a public high school or Wal Mart."

Tadao Dec 5th, 2008 08:36 PM

Walmart should start their own high school

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2008 08:37 PM

DUDE YOU'RE AT WALMART HIGH.

Tadao Dec 6th, 2008 12:42 AM


WhiteRat Dec 6th, 2008 01:35 AM

arousing

Tadao Dec 6th, 2008 01:39 AM

Someone is gonna get a kiss :o

WhiteRat Dec 6th, 2008 01:40 AM

It's going to be me and I won't take no for an answer.

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 12:05 PM

I was asked to do a gallery show

I'm scared

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2008 02:07 PM

I'm going to see Stella(stand-up) tomorrow in Ohio. Going to be good.

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 02:09 PM

hat this thread

liquidstatik Dec 6th, 2008 08:04 PM

HATS TO YOU TOO, SIR

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 08:06 PM

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS

TIME FOR A SOULCRUSHER RETORT SIR

PREFERABLY IN CAPS

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 08:22 PM

NOW WE'RE POSTING IN THE CHAT ROOM THREAD CORRECTLY :picklehat

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 08:24 PM

[insert image - boner.jpg]

Tadao Dec 6th, 2008 08:26 PM


liquidstatik Dec 6th, 2008 08:28 PM

MILHOUSE EMET ANY GIRLS LATELY?

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 08:31 PM

LIQUID KEPT ANY JOBS LATELY >:

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 08:38 PM

YEAH THOUGHT SO >:

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 08:39 PM

Spoilers!

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 08:55 PM

you went through the effort of the spoiler tag for that?



Sam Dec 6th, 2008 08:56 PM

hate ya'll

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2008 09:04 PM

jesus christ kitsa >:

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 09:17 PM

thanks for helping me meet the quota milhouse *huggles*

Sam Dec 6th, 2008 09:20 PM

ugh

Misdemonar Dec 6th, 2008 09:26 PM

hate you niggahs

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 09:28 PM

I want to bake you all cookies.

Misdemonar Dec 6th, 2008 09:30 PM

I WOULDNT EAT COOKIES TOUCHED BY YOUR NIGG*ER HANDS!

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 09:31 PM

who said I was making them with my hands?

wocka wocka wocka

Misdemonar Dec 6th, 2008 09:33 PM

I WOULD NEVER EAT COOKIES TOUCHED BY YOUR NIGG*ER COCK!

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 09:36 PM

oh, you.

Asila Dec 6th, 2008 10:26 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NIGG*ER COCK COOKIES

pac-man Dec 6th, 2008 10:27 PM

What do they say?

Kitsa Dec 6th, 2008 10:33 PM

they're fucking delicious, that's what they say

hey asila

we're supposed to be interchangable

Asila Dec 6th, 2008 10:51 PM

DAMN WOMAN THAT'S WHAT I HEARD FUCKING USE CAPS MORE

AND THEY'RE MADE BY KITSA, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

pac-man Dec 6th, 2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 600346)
THEY'RE MADE BY KITSA, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600342)
they're fucking delicious, that's what they say

Both true

...or so I'm told.

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2008 10:57 PM

I'd know the difference between an Asila post and a Kitsa post. :(

Misdemonar Dec 6th, 2008 11:25 PM

THIS IS A SUCKFEST I'M OUTTA HERE


SEE YOU SUCKKKKKEEERRRRRRSSSSSS

pac-man Dec 6th, 2008 11:27 PM

If he's going I'm going.

Asila Dec 6th, 2008 11:29 PM

CHATROOM JETTISON

EVERYBODY RUUUUUN

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2008 11:29 PM

I'm going too!

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2008 11:31 PM

ha! you thought I was gone you ignorant fucks!!!

I don't know what's worse - your ignorance or your fuck-ness!

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2008 11:31 PM

Now I'm banned.

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2008 11:34 PM

Tune in next week for a live action recreation of the rise and fall of Guitar Woman.

Spoilers!

Sam Dec 6th, 2008 11:41 PM

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE?

Sam Dec 6th, 2008 11:42 PM

FUCKING IGNORANTS THINKING I WAS GONE.


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