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RaNkeri Feb 23rd, 2009 11:15 AM

what

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 11:32 AM

Dora The Explorer's Broadway show has rotted what's left of my brain.
:(

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 11:39 AM

I hate Dora and all that she explores.

I hate the way she barks, "SAY ________" (whatever the word of the day is)

I never watched shit like that when I was a kid. I think it's making kids dumber.

RaNkeri Feb 23rd, 2009 11:44 AM

Quote:

There are a number of minor, recurring animal characters such as:
  • Señor Tucán, this character only speaks Spanish.
  • Baby Jaguar, who doesn't speak (in this series) but seems to be just as intelligent as the other characters.
  • Pirate Pig, he has an eyepatch and a hat.
  • Squishy Squid, he loves music and also playing bongoes.

lol

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 11:46 AM

Dude, it's so much worse live.

On the bright side, I did learn a few words in spanish.
Nothing helpful though.

On the not so bright side, the girl that played the frog stomped on my hands while I was putting her feet on and bent my middle finger in a very unnatural position.
And I can't get those stupid songs out of my head.

I can't find my teddy bear, I can't find my teddy bear!
I've looked and I've looked all around everywhere!

That song is so much more entertaining when you replace "teddy bear" with "underwear".

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 11:46 AM

And Baby Jaguar was in the show, and he/she (it's supposed to be a he, but it was a girl in the costume) did talk!
Baby Jaguar is adorable!!!!

RaNkeri Feb 23rd, 2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

It was revealed on February 18, 2008, that Nickelodeon would make a made-for-television movie based on the series, but as a live-action/CGI animated feature.[4] Dora, who would still be of Hispanic descent, would become a ten-year-old girl in this version with other characters computer animated. The movie is expected to be released in 2010.
:x

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 11:52 AM


Here's the cast.
I dressed the iguana and the robot from this shot.

See?
Baby Jaguar is cute!

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 11:53 AM

They made me take Spanish in high school because they said it was "unfair" for me to take French. So I took Spanish and Latin and Italian after school and it was all the same damn thing, same pattern, it's just Latin with different accents.

I tested out of Spanish in college and became "the one who can tell you what those people were saying because they assumed she didn't know". Or at least, that's what my mom believes I am. I understand it but I refuse to speak it myself because I think it's obnoxious when people do that in restaurants and stuff.

So I don't need Dora and her shit.

Fun fact- I was hired by my university to teach remedial French. Only one remedial French student ever actually showed up, and I ended up teaching the remedial Spanish people who came instead. Fantastic.

However, my high school spanish classes were an adventure and I wouldn't trade them for anything.

Edit: Dora looks like a real go-getter there!

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 11:59 AM

I never learned spanish, I stuck with german.
French was unfair because you knew French? Was that it?

Yeah Dora's butt was too big for her shorts, it was fun watching her climb up and down the ladder at the beginning of the show.

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 12:03 PM

Oh, and Boots the monkey is the ONLY straight guy in the cast.
We bonded over PBR.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 12:39 PM

Poor Boots.

Yeah, because I have a French name and a French family (although you'd never know it to look at/hear them), I couldn't take French. It was a stupid rule, I knew lots of Hispanic kids who couldn't speak Spanish, who was to say I was any different?

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 12:57 PM

Hahah I think you could sue for that now.
That is pretty ridiculous.
I guess I should be glad my name had been changed twice before high school, or else I may have been banned from german as well!
I had no clue that schools do that kind of thing!

Boots was a good sport, there were some games that all the men (cast and crew, homo and hetero) played backstage. All of which would be considered sexual harrassment anywhere else but the theatre. One was "Bean Dip", a guy would tell another guy that they wanted to talk and when they got close enough they'd slap each other's nipples. Someone made mention that it was sexual harrassment, and they said they didn't report sexual harrassment, they graded it.
C- for a butt slap without a cupped hand and a tushy squeeze.
Boots was a VERY good sport mainly because whenever guys wore a tail in the show (it was attached in a very uncomfortable elastic jockstrap contraption that was said to cut off circulation to a man's favorite and most sensitive body parts), someone would walk behind them and pull the tail, thus dislodging and squeezing said sensitive squishies.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 01:03 PM

I'm the map! I'm the map!
I'm the map!
I'm the map!
I'm the map!

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 01:11 PM

I dressed the map too!

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 01:17 PM

Was it only one show?

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 01:19 PM

Nope, 3 days, 4 shows a day.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 01:21 PM

How is Nickelodeon? On a scale compared to Disney.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 01:35 PM

Theatre people are wonderful, except for the couple of guys who always try to sleep their way through a cast.

RaNkeri Feb 23rd, 2009 01:35 PM

lawl @ orange cat w/ blue face

What the fuck is wrong with him

MetalMilitia Feb 23rd, 2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 615541)
...except for the couple of guys who always try to sleep their way through a cast.

Furries :x

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 01:42 PM

The Nickelodeon people are MUCH better than Disney.
And they tip.

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 615542)
lawl @ orange cat w/ blue face

What the fuck is wrong with him

That's a fox, Swiper the Fox to be exact.
He's the bad guy.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 01:58 PM

Swiper, no Swiping
Swiper, no Swiping
Swiper, no Swiping

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 02:02 PM

lol

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 02:02 PM

The faces of the kids in the front row when Swiper came out were one of the best things about the show.
One girl was screaming and crying everytime he came onstage.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 02:07 PM

I watched a lot of Dora with my niece. That and blues clues.

pac-man Feb 23rd, 2009 02:11 PM

I used to watch Hey Gabba Gabba, but that wore thin quick.

Otto Feb 23rd, 2009 02:33 PM

We didn't get cable when I was a kid, so insead of watching children's television, I grew up on b-movies and my neighbor's video tapes of Mystery Science Theater. No child should have to watch Manos.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 02:35 PM

My dog likes watching PBS kids. If I change the channel she goes apeshit.

She likes Clifford, Curious George, Martha Speaks and sometimes Sesame Street. Sid the Science Kid freaks her out.

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 02:37 PM

I just found out my uncle has kidney and possibly lung cancer.
:(
He didn't even smoke and lived a very healthy life.
He's having his kidney removed Thursday and they're going to start chemo as soon as he heals from the surgery.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 02:39 PM

I'm sorry. I hate cancer so much.

Hope he does okay.

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 02:44 PM

I hate it too.
Only one person in my family has actually died from it (my biological father, but pneumonia was what truly did him in), but nearly all my family has had it.
Until Uncle Bernie, I was the last person to deal with it.

He had been complaining that his hip hurt and eventually couldn't even sit down. He had to lay down in the backseat of the car. When the doctors looked at it they found that his kidney was grossly enlarged. This was just last week, I'm glad they're at least acting quickly.

Thank you Kitsa.

RaNkeri Feb 23rd, 2009 03:01 PM

That's awful, I hope he'll be fine :(

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 03:04 PM

Thanks Rankeri.
I was really hoping for a pretty uneventful week.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 03:06 PM

My whole family's had it too. Sucks.

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 03:08 PM

Stupid cancer.
Of all the things I want to kill, that one's totally stayed at the top of my list.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 03:10 PM

Voodoo doll made out of real cancer

Dixie Feb 23rd, 2009 03:16 PM

And here I thought I had a sick collection.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 03:18 PM


Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 03:20 PM

Top Ten Ways To Know You Are A Cancer Survivor
10 Your alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m. and you're glad to hear it.
9. Your mother-in-law invites you to lunch and you just say NO.
8. You're back in the family rotation to take out the garbage.
7. When you no longer have an urge to choke the person who says, "all you need to beat cancer is the right attitude."
6. When your dental floss runs out and you buy 1000 yards.
5. When you use your toothbrush to brush your teeth and not comb your hair.
4. You have a chance to buy additional life insurance but you buy a new convertible car instead.
3. Your doctor tells you to lose weight and do something about your cholesterol and you actually listen.
2. When your biggest annual celebration is again your birthday, and not the day you were diagnosed.
1. When you use your Visa card more than your hospital parking pass.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 03:30 PM


Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 03:42 PM


kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2009 03:54 PM

:rolleyes One trick proboscidea

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 04:02 PM

:lol

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2009 04:30 PM

;o;o ;)

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2009 04:58 PM

Sup guise, i have 1 year old now :), so i'm no longer a newbie anymore rite?

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2009 05:01 PM

WHOA! page 2222

MarioRPG Feb 23rd, 2009 05:13 PM

I do remember the elephant genius, heh.

Woah, a kid? That's crazzzzy.

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 05:15 PM

hahaha allow my Superior Gringa Translation Ability to assist

often "having" a year means the same as "being" a year for english speakers. I think he's saying this is his one year anniversary?

ElPila666 Feb 23rd, 2009 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 615606)
hahaha allow my Superior Gringa Translation Ability to assist

often "having" a year means the same as "being" a year for english speakers. I think he's saying this is his one year anniversary?

Thanks for the corrections, my english is a little bit rusty :(

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 05:23 PM

DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 05:57 PM

Your english is fine, it was a misunderstanding.

Pub Lover Feb 23rd, 2009 07:15 PM


pac-man Feb 23rd, 2009 07:16 PM

There's Pub Lover!

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 07:22 PM

Damn, I thought you'd been toe tagged with acute alcohol poisoning somewhere over there, Pub.

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2009 07:58 PM

im hunngggrrrryyyyy

Kitsa Feb 23rd, 2009 08:01 PM

I just made dinner. I roasted chicken tenderloins until they were soft, then sauteed them in butter, white wine, mushrooms and garlic. We had long-grain brown rice and baby lima beans and fought over what kind of outdoor enclosure to make for the dog.

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2009 08:12 PM

Sounds good kind of :O I've been wanting battered and fried chicken breasts with gravy and mashed potatoes (also with gravy).

dericious :(

im prolly gonna have broccoli and rice though

Sam Feb 23rd, 2009 08:21 PM

I GOT SOME GRAVY FOR YOU.

pac-man Feb 23rd, 2009 08:24 PM

AND I'VE GOT BATTERED BREASTS.

Sam Feb 23rd, 2009 08:37 PM

I GOT SOME BATTER FOR YOU.

pac-man Feb 23rd, 2009 08:41 PM


MetalMilitia Feb 23rd, 2009 08:49 PM

I heard today that New Zealand have this law where if you're suspected of breaking copyright law three times (i.e. downloading shit) you can be removed from the internet. It's a similar deal to something they tried to introduce in the UK a while back.

Maybe that's what happened to pub-lover and right now he's breaking the law to tell us he's not dead.

Tadao Feb 23rd, 2009 08:53 PM

I imagine is too busy watering Koala Bears and being a hero.

Esuohlim Feb 23rd, 2009 11:52 PM

Removed from the internet, huh? He'd probably be thrilled.

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2009 12:05 AM

EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING

Shyandquietguy Feb 24th, 2009 12:20 AM

Bobby McFerrin is going to be performing here.

Unemployed, need money.

Whatever.

Aaarg Feb 24th, 2009 07:15 AM

female co-worker, regarding a hole in her jeans, "my hole got bigger."
my response, "what, did you have a baby or something?"
"no, nasty, i mean the one in my pants."
"so do i."

i don't like getting off work as the sun is coming up.

MetalMilitia Feb 24th, 2009 07:17 AM

That's sexual harassment. I hope you like JAIL.

MetalMilitia Feb 24th, 2009 08:12 AM

Damnit my bank has now charged me about 130 clams just for writing a bad cheque. Fuck you Natwest.

They were going to add another £56 on top of that but I phoned them up and told them to stop being dicks.

Dixie Feb 24th, 2009 11:53 AM

I think I'm going to join the Kidney Walk next month

Kitsa Feb 24th, 2009 11:59 AM

I'm trying to decide what shitty food option to choose for lunch before I have to go back out to another appointment.

What I'd really like to do is eat a whole box of Petit Ecolier cookies (the ones that are a slab of chocolate with token cookie underneath), but that's probably not a great idea.

Dixie Feb 24th, 2009 12:12 PM

Cookies sound good.
It's tuna for me today.

wobzire Feb 24th, 2009 12:30 PM

Oh crap. I just realized I forgot a lunch all together.

Tadao Feb 24th, 2009 01:51 PM




Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 615736)
I think I'm going to join the Kidney Walk next month

I do two different walks. It's rather pleasant and sometimes fun even.

Dixie Feb 24th, 2009 01:56 PM

I've never done one before, but my friend (who's mother has been going through the same thing my uncle is) invited me to join her and her sister for the walk. I figure it could be a nice thing to do.

kahljorn Feb 24th, 2009 02:11 PM

Quote:

EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING
YOU CAN JUST KISS OFF INTO THE AIR.

lol i was obsessed with daddy-o and american music for a while :(

You were born too late and I was born too soon, and everytime i look at that ugly mooooooon, it reminds me of YOU. It reminds me of you.

Misdemonar Feb 24th, 2009 02:25 PM

AMERICA IS THE BEST
USA USA USA USA

Kitsa Feb 24th, 2009 04:10 PM

I had very good luck today. My clothes all look like shit because I've had them forever. So I went to a store and long story short the bargain racks are a little emptier and I walked away with a bunch of stuff for under $15 total.

Good thing I don't give a fuck about "last season".

Babs Feb 24th, 2009 06:11 PM

I can't wait until tomorrow, in good ol' columbus it's going to be 50 DEGREES OUT!!! Shit the bed, I was getting tired of this weather it's so last season.

Esuohlim Feb 24th, 2009 06:48 PM

KRAMER QUOTE OF THE DAY



"I'm Kramer"

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Sam Feb 24th, 2009 07:39 PM

That site generated more "LOLs" for me then www.esuohlim.com ever did. :rolleyes

Dixie Feb 25th, 2009 12:22 AM

hold on

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 01:20 AM



"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfuckker. Throw his ass out. He's a ******! He's a ******! He's a ******! A ******, look, there's a ******!"



"It's not funny."

Sam Feb 25th, 2009 01:26 AM

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW SO, TODAY (AKA RIGHT FUCKING NOW MOTHERFUCKER), TOMORROW AND THE DAY AFTER I WILL BE DRUNK. :wink

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 01:30 AM



Happy Birthday, ******.

Sam Feb 25th, 2009 01:32 AM



THANK YOU PAC-MAN, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ****** ON THESE BOARDS.

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 01:34 AM

You're just saying that because I take the abuse. Happy B-day, though. Guess everybody else pussed out early. I spent my birthday sober, so I'll drink to yours.

Sam Feb 25th, 2009 01:44 AM

You love the abuse. :rolleyes

I'm drinking to my birthday as well. ;)

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 01:45 AM


Sam Feb 25th, 2009 01:46 AM

THE PROBLEM WITH THAT, IS THAT I SEE MY BIRTHDAY EXACTLY LIKE THAT. :\

RaNkeri Feb 25th, 2009 01:49 AM

BEFORE YOU GET TOO DRUNK I'D LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM


TO ME YOU'RE LIKE THAT RETARDED LITTLE BROTHER I'VE NEVER HAD :rolleyes

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 01:50 AM

All the more reason to drink it up!

Sam Feb 25th, 2009 01:51 AM

DEAR FINLAND; TO ME, YOU ARE THAT RETARDED LITTLE BROTHER THAT I DO UNFORTUNATELY HAVE. :rolleyes

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 01:55 AM

:tear I wish I had a retarded little brother.

Sam Feb 25th, 2009 02:09 AM

Don't worry pac-man, Finland is plenty retarded for everyone to share. :rolleyes

Tadao Feb 25th, 2009 02:15 AM

I'm, gonna jerk off extra hard for your BDAY!

Esuohlim Feb 25th, 2009 02:19 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 02:19 AM

I shudder to think what "extra hard" is for Tadao. :chatter


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