Some Black Guy is comming
 

Some Black Guy is flying in from Kenya tonight for the UN summit, I am picking him up from the airport and bringing him to the hotel right now. Some Black Guy has been a close friend of I-mockery ever since the end of the civil war in his country.

On behalf of Some Black Guy I would like to bid a firm hello to I-Mockery.

The hell are you talking about?

I don't get the joke, are you legit saying you're driving Mugabe?

He is not mugabe he is Some Black Guy and yes I am driving him to the hotel right now, we are stuck in traffic. He cannot register the old name he had on ez board and this is dissapoint.

He says to say hello to you he wishes you Goodluck, he enjoys Goodluck has brought him wealth and he will bring you wealth too.

Ten years ago I assisted Some Black Guy's nephew move his vast fortune out of the country by loaning him the $2000 money transfer fees (which were later returned with intrest) and I have been a friend of the royal family ever since.

OH SHIT! I hope it's not Canzo Harry!

Morgan Freeman.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant Yaphet Kotto

gross