Chuck Palahniuk is gay
 

Like, really.

WHAT?!! CHUCK PALAHANANANUIKK IS NOT GAY! >: HE WRITES DEEP THINGS AND SUCH. I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE FIGHT CLUB! YOU SUCCKKKKK!

The Triad agrees.

He is actually gay though.

Gay like, he's had a boyfriend for 11 years.

OMG, I totally don't like his books anymore.

fags >:

Yeah, fags should never be allowed into any literary or artistic endeavor. They're just so ... untalented. :irony :rolleyes

gay like he has sex with men gay?

Wait, you mean like homosexual gay?!?!?!??

:confused :confused :confused :confused :confused

Like really actually gay? Like his boyfriend isn't just a friend who's a boy???????????

Why won't anyone in this thread say if he's really gay???

Like 'soothes aching muscles' gay???

His boyfriend is a beard to his heterosexuality because being gay is so cool and trendy.

!!!!: AND IF YOU'RE CHUCK PALAHNIUK YOU COULD WRITE SOME BOOKS
Jixby Phillips: HE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK WHERE HE KEEPS REPEATING "IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?" ALL THROUGH THE BOOK
Jixby Phillips: "I'D LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE"
!!!!: IT'D BE ABOUT TRANSEXUAL COKEHEADS SELLING WITCHCRAFT TO MONKEYS IN THE RAINFOREST
Jixby Phillips: AND ONE OF THEM BASHES THE OTHERS FACE IN
!!!!: AND THEY FUCK A LOT
Jixby Phillips: AND THEY TALK ABOUT HOW LIKE SELLING WITCHCRAFT IS LIKE YOUR OWN VERSION OF GOD
!!!!: NO THEY MAKE THEIR OWN GOD OUT OF MONKEY DUNG AND OXYCONTIN PILLS
Jixby Phillips: AND THEY GET RID OF THERI CLOTHES BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKE JAILS
!!!!: I SHOULD GO EAT A SANDWICH MAYBE :-(
Jixby Phillips: WEARABLE JAILS
Jixby Phillips: HOW WILL YOU USE YOUR ONE PHONE CALL
Jixby Phillips: WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE
Jixby Phillips: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER

I'm confused and intrigued.
Where is this information coming from?

"confused and intrigued" -so often the starting point for bummers.

I must say, Palahniuk (sp?) doesn't intrigue me.

I remember when Leslie had blue hair and we danced at the RHA block party on the Laville patio.

We all remember the days when he had blue hair. Just ask AChimp. ;)

Did you go to the block parties, too?

He used to post here. :eek

I saw him eating a sandwich the other day.

jixby and estelle have the coolest conversations.