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Tadao Jun 27th, 2011 05:46 PM

Married
 

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2011 05:54 PM

OH SHIT, GOOD ON YA

GET IT GRRL

Chojin Jun 27th, 2011 06:15 PM

not in frame: tadao's booster seat

Kitsa Jun 27th, 2011 08:23 PM

That's a great portrait, well done on getting a non-shitty wedding photographer.

Congrats.

Colonel Flagg Jun 27th, 2011 09:37 PM

Congratulations. Seriously. :)

executioneer Jun 27th, 2011 09:56 PM

boooo :( :( :(

captain516 Jun 27th, 2011 10:59 PM

on a scale of excitement for you from pram maven to doctor boogie, I am a full blown matt jack

Dixie Jun 27th, 2011 11:29 PM

Congratulations!!!
That's a very lovely picture, and the slightly off angle is reminiscent of your quirky and unique personality.
Seriously though, that's awesome, I'm very happy for you both. :D IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

Grislygus Jun 27th, 2011 11:56 PM

TADAO


WHEN THE HELL DID YOU START LOOKING RESPECTABLE?

ANYWAY DUDE GOOD JOB ON THAT

The Leader Jun 28th, 2011 12:33 AM

Good call on taking your ear rings out.

Shyandquietguy Jun 28th, 2011 12:33 AM

Congrats dude.

Just remember, when things get sour, get her first.

Esuohlim Jun 28th, 2011 01:10 AM

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR BEARD TRIMMER APPEARS TO BE WORKING IMMACULATELY

LordSappington Jun 28th, 2011 04:05 AM

Congratulations on both getting married, and managing to trim your bear without looking like a rapist

Chojin Jun 28th, 2011 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 728708)
managing to trim your bear without looking like a rapist

a common problem

[img]http:

...

okay guys just a heads up, don't look up 'trim bear' on google images

LordSappington Jun 28th, 2011 04:36 AM

The only bad thing about auto-spell check is that you can misspell a word, and it'll think you're right since it's a real word. :(

Shrubfest Jun 28th, 2011 05:27 AM

Dun dun durrr.

Boner hugs?

Pentegarn Jun 28th, 2011 06:09 AM

Grats

Pram Maven Jun 28th, 2011 09:02 AM

Very excellent.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2011 09:58 AM

Congratulations Tadao. Enjoy the Cruz.

Pentegarn Jun 29th, 2011 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 728746)
Very excellent, that means Tadao won't pick on me for a few days.

Fixed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 728714)
okay guys just a heads up, don't look up 'trim bear' on google images

What's the big deal there's just some teddy bears and.... OH GOD NO! :puke

Pentegarn Jun 29th, 2011 12:49 AM

In all seriousness though....

I think the fact that you (Tadao) would share this moment with us at all is touching :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 29th, 2011 01:14 AM

Now that I can see the picture. Didn't she used to be blond?

Esuohlim Jun 29th, 2011 04:37 AM

HOW MANY PICKLES DID YOU GIVE HER?

Colonel Flagg Jun 29th, 2011 11:35 AM

Now that was just wrong.

Funny, but WRONG.

:humoriffic

george Jul 5th, 2011 11:48 AM

watch out for pirates.

why isn't there a pirate emoticon? i mockery ruined this whole post.

executioneer Jul 5th, 2011 12:17 PM

i thought there WAS a pirate emoticon :pirate

Chojin Jul 5th, 2011 09:17 PM

meanwhile at the honeymoon

(nsfw)
Spoilers!

Chojin Jul 5th, 2011 09:19 PM

man i should have saved that for an elx post

Colonel Flagg Jul 5th, 2011 09:23 PM

That was the second funniest thing I experienced today. :lol

Dixie Jul 5th, 2011 09:47 PM

*golf clap*

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 04:13 AM

CAN YOU... FEEL IT.. YET

MICKEY DEES TIME

Chojin Jul 6th, 2011 07:38 AM

WHAT FACE DOES ELX MAKE WHEN FUCKING HER MAN?

THE GRIMACE

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2011 07:52 AM


Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 07:56 AM

plus a "head shake" that means to stop kissing her forehead like a pussy

Tadao Jul 7th, 2011 12:42 AM

MY DICK IS SORE :(

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2011 01:27 AM

WELCOME BACK. WHEN WILL THE DIVORCE BE FINAL?

Sam Jul 7th, 2011 01:38 AM

TADAO

Tadao Jul 7th, 2011 02:00 AM

NEVER, THIS LOVE IS FOREVER.

Fathom Zero Jul 7th, 2011 02:05 AM

haha jokester

Sam Jul 7th, 2011 02:06 AM

THIS IS NO ORDINARY LOVE.

Chojin Jul 7th, 2011 04:36 PM

HE'S NO STRANGER TO LOVE

Kitsa Jul 7th, 2011 11:46 PM

Holy shit, you could almost believe that gif was him

Tadao Jul 8th, 2011 12:19 AM

It was when I was bonin CIG

Dixie Jul 12th, 2011 10:55 PM

yeah, you can tell by the spider scar.

Womti Jul 19th, 2011 05:48 PM

:rolleyes

Spoilers!

executioneer Jul 19th, 2011 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732637)
:rolleyes

Spoilers!

Spoilers!

Womti Jul 19th, 2011 06:00 PM

:rolleyes

Pentegarn Jul 19th, 2011 06:57 PM

Why call yourself Spaghetti when "Womti clone #12096" is so much more accurate?

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 06:46 AM

I despise the word womti >:

Pentegarn Jul 20th, 2011 07:08 PM

Would you prefer Sherlock Homeless then?

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 10:06 PM

actualy Id prefer deletion! :)

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 10:30 PM

Deletion? :lol pathetic, we're just going to keep you around to use as a punching bag

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 10:42 PM

eh, why dont you just snap into a slim jim :lol

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 10:48 PM

Gladly. How's that whole "the end is nigh" street preacher gig working out for you

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 10:50 PM

Or were you a homeless man of the the spent crackwhore variety, I can never remember with you womti

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 10:54 PM

STFHU noob

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 11:00 PM

They've got you on reversion therapy? That's kind of retarded, but I'm glad you're finally getting help... too bad your brain has the consistency of chunky sour cream at this point

Womti Jul 20th, 2011 11:02 PM

DIAF

Grislygus Jul 20th, 2011 11:04 PM

Degenerated speech patterns, nice. Is bottle feeding and crawling sessions next on your reversion program

ThrashO Jul 21st, 2011 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaghetti (Post 732837)
actualy Id prefer deletion! :)

No you wouldn't. Prove it and post some porn.

Tadao Jul 21st, 2011 01:01 AM

:rolleyes

Pentegarn Jul 21st, 2011 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 732837)
actualy Id prefer deletion! :)

Actually I'd prefer if God deleted you

creeposaurus Jul 21st, 2011 12:20 PM

What's married life like now? Is it the same as regular life?

Tadao Jul 21st, 2011 08:33 PM

Nope, it's more perverted.

GOOGLE POLICE Jul 24th, 2011 10:14 AM

DON TOLD ME YOU KNOCK YOUR WIFE UNCONSCIOUS WITH A SKI BOOT AND FEED HER QUAALUDES WHILE MAKING LOVE TO HER EAR.

I'M NOT ONE TO JUDGE, BUT LAWS ARE LAWS.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2011 01:21 PM

Do something about it. Oh yeah, you can't because you're a little fucking pussy.

MarioRPG Jul 24th, 2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 732996)
Nope, it's more perverted.

Ah, then all is right in this world.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2011 03:20 PM

Why is Pram allowed to have yet another username?

Chojin Jul 24th, 2011 09:33 PM

this one made me laugh

i'll prbly ban it in another day or so

Pentegarn Jul 24th, 2011 11:23 PM

Yeah I admit I am hesitant to see the only funny thing he ever created destroyed

GOOGLE POLICE Jul 25th, 2011 08:46 AM

ACTUALLY THIS IS DONS COMPUTER I'VE BEEN USING, HIS ROOMMATES LET ME STAY AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE I AM ON A STAKEOUT INVESTIGATING THE KILLING OF A CAT AT A HOMELESS CAMP SITE BY THE TRAIN TRACKS. UNFORTUNATELY, THE LEAD SUSPECT WAS ANOTHER CAT WHICH WE CAN'T REALLY QUESTION, SO I'LL BE MOVING OUT IN ANOTHER DAY OR SO.

GOOGLE POLICE Jul 25th, 2011 08:53 AM

NOW THAT THE STAKEOUT IS OVER, I CAN TELL YOU MY NAME.

IT'S OFFICER CAPSLOCK.

Tadao Jul 25th, 2011 10:26 AM

Still think it's funny?

GOOGLE POLICE Jul 25th, 2011 12:35 PM

no, Sir. :(

Pentegarn Jul 25th, 2011 06:19 PM

Yeah it was funny in concept but got weaker in execution. Should have quit while you were ahead

Womti Jul 26th, 2011 07:41 PM

well, you guys, :rolleyes

Pentegarn Jul 26th, 2011 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womti (Post 733947)
well, you guys, :rolleyes


Supafly345 Aug 1st, 2011 04:30 PM

I've been saving that video for nearly 7 months now, waiting for the perfect time to post it. And you throw it away on womti.

Tadao Aug 1st, 2011 04:38 PM

missed it by that much

Pentegarn Aug 1st, 2011 04:39 PM

womti's suckiness is the perfect thing to use that on. He fits all the criteria in his posts

-rambling (check)
-incoherent (check)
-Nothing approaching a rational thought (check)
-everyone becoming dumber for having read his nonsense (check)

Supafly345 Aug 3rd, 2011 01:25 PM

I wish we could make videos into emoticons.

Pentegarn Aug 3rd, 2011 05:12 PM

The 'wrong answer' youtube would certainly be a good choice for an emoticon if you could


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