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Tadao Nov 30th, 2009 03:07 PM

:lol I forgot about that

Dimnos Nov 30th, 2009 03:51 PM

Arguably the best thing to come out of Tasmania? :confused:

Zhukov Nov 30th, 2009 11:15 PM

One could argue that, I suppose >:

Supafly345 Dec 1st, 2009 03:17 AM

If you're gay

Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 11:37 AM

What else has come out of Tasmania?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 1st, 2009 12:34 PM

Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 03:04 PM

I stand by my previous statement. :|

MarioRPG Dec 1st, 2009 06:10 PM

That man is playing a guitar with an apple on it.

The Leader Dec 1st, 2009 06:50 PM


Tadao Dec 1st, 2009 09:31 PM

Obama speeches are soooooooooo fucking boring.

Sam Dec 1st, 2009 09:39 PM


Tadao Dec 1st, 2009 09:40 PM

He needs to be more black

captain516 Dec 2nd, 2009 01:26 AM

Zhukov Dec 2nd, 2009 04:40 AM


Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 661359)
What else has come out of Tasmania?

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2009 04:55 AM

those last two guys actually look like they could be taz and his father

Zhukov Dec 2nd, 2009 04:59 AM

That's David Foster and son. David Foster is the world champion in wood cutting. I've had enough about Tasmania now, so no more please.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2009 05:51 AM

I love the BADASS MAN COMPETITIONS like wood cutting. I've cut wood but they destroy it. Axe toss is badass too.

Babs Dec 2nd, 2009 05:09 PM

So some weird ass guy that would occasionally hang out with my girlfriend and I decided to start texting my girlfriend when he got drunk and try to make "the moves" on her via the phenomenon of texting. I'm not the slightest jealous of him, seeing as he looks exactly like that fetus looking fuck on "The Shield" (Michael Chiklis). Also worth noting is that he's a pathetic alcoholic who's shtick is when achieving maximum "drunkness", is portraying the persona of a wretched fat fuck with a distinctive billowing voice which, ironically, is exactly what he is.

So after taking into consideration of all the amazing contributions he can offer to his and I's wonderful friendship, I decided to write Mr. Fetus a very welcoming, homey letter personally addressed to him. I-MOCKERY EXCLUSIVE!

Dear James,

Leave my fucking girlfriend alone. I'm tired of you bothering her in which she tells me all the wonderful and pleasant shit you say to her which is actually really fucking pathetic. Just imagining you playing with your half assed whiskey dick while texting her is reassurance of how pathetically miserable you truly are. Jesus fucking christ I'll read about you in the newspaper one day about how you drunkingly sexually assualted a kid at a broken down theme park.

p.s. I'll cum on your face

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2009 05:22 PM

You think about him playing with his whiskey dick? Thats sick even for you Babs. :\

Babs Dec 2nd, 2009 05:34 PM

Hey, I would of never conjured the image up if he never existed. So basically, he forced me to think of the crude image.

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2009 06:36 PM

Well then that warrants much more than a nasty letter. >:

stevetothepast Dec 2nd, 2009 07:02 PM

I wouldn't have written the letter. I would have just went to his house, pulled down my pants, and took a shit on his carpet. If he doesn't have carpet get the couch.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2009 07:40 PM

Have you seen these txts or are you just taking the bitches word?

Babs Dec 2nd, 2009 07:44 PM

i saw duh txtz

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2009 01:35 AM

Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....

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