Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 694249)

if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

So I guess that there's the gift.

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 694295)

BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 694315)

thanks guys :)

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten :(