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Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2010 10:48 PM

:pagebrak

The Leader Apr 14th, 2010 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 680773)
Yeah. He's got a lot of reason to be picky. :lol

I have no genitals. :(

The Leader Apr 14th, 2010 11:09 PM

Just smooth, like a Ken doll.

Tadao Apr 14th, 2010 11:10 PM

no one cares

The Leader Apr 14th, 2010 11:11 PM

>:

Tadao Apr 14th, 2010 11:37 PM

My GF just told me that the notebook makes her cry, so I told her that when she is old and doesn't know any better I will read the script to her and prtend it was us.


HOW ROMANTIC IS THAT BITCHES

Terra Apr 14th, 2010 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680813)
My GF just told me that the notebook makes her cry, so I told her that when she is old and doesn't know any better I will read the script to her and prtend it was us.


HOW ROMANTIC IS THAT BITCHES


Looks like you're going down, TURBO

The Leader Apr 14th, 2010 11:42 PM

It was based on a book, you could just get that instead of a copy of the script.

Tadao Apr 14th, 2010 11:50 PM

:O So Wise Leader! I leave you with this poem.

Rosalie
I've been waiting all evening
Possibly years I don't know
Counting the passing hours
Everything merges with the night
I stand on the beach
Giving out descriptions
Different for everyone I see
Since I just can't remember
Longer than last September.
Santiago
Under the volcano
Floats like a cushion on the sea
Yet I can never sleep here
Everything ponders in the night.
Rosalie
We've been talking all summer
Picking the straw from our clothes
See how the breeze has softened
Everything pauses in the night.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2010 12:06 AM


Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2010 12:09 AM

hahaha that's awesome

Tadao Apr 15th, 2010 01:57 AM

:lol I just found my cdr of pics I got from bbs dailups.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2010 05:20 AM


The Leader Apr 15th, 2010 12:58 PM

I'm getting all hot and bothered.

Kitsa Apr 15th, 2010 09:56 PM

I thought I remembered an avatar explanation thread and now I can't find it.

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2010 10:05 PM

There used to be such a thread. I also recall such being so.

Kitsa Apr 15th, 2010 10:09 PM

it makes me wish the damn movie never happened, or at least was never discussed here.

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2010 10:41 PM

Found it! :)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25475

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2010 10:43 PM

Wait... That can't be the one. Huh? :confused

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 06:25 AM

no, that's right.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Ralph Conone, 68, was arrested in Columbus, Ohio, in March after witnesses identified him as the man who several times had walked up behind young children, punched them on the head when their parents weren't looking, and walked away as if nothing had happened. According to police, Conone confessed that he had been punching children in public since January because he liked the "excitement" of getting away with something. [Columbus Dispatch, 3-12-10]
:lol

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2010 12:48 PM

That's goddamn fantastic. :lol

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 01:10 PM



Dead

Fuck yeah!

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 01:24 PM

who?

And if someone walked up and punched my kid and tried to walk away, he wouldn't get far. I'd probably have my teeth sunk into his trachea and that'd look like some straight-up zombie movie shit.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 01:26 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryl_Gates

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 01:33 PM

:pagebrak


oh.

A mayor in a town near here just died suddenly. He was small-town famous for threatening some other guy with a gun at a city council meeting.

Some guys just go Draconian.

Shrubfest Apr 16th, 2010 01:48 PM

I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 01:50 PM

Lube up and slip those bad boys on! :O

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 680974)
I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!

In hono(u)r of the departed Mr McLaren?

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2010 02:18 PM

har har

elx Apr 16th, 2010 02:23 PM

hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra :)

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2010 02:27 PM

Ahhh, so that's why the sky was on fire last night.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680958)


Dead

Fuck yeah!


YEEEEEEEEAH YOU SMUG SONUVABITCH, Y'AIN'T GOING TO HELL, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ROT

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 680985)
hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra :)

Every time we get a good meteor shower, it clouds over.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 02:52 PM

FUCK YOU ELX! I WATCHED DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS, YOU JUST WANT AMERICA TO GO BLIND AND GET EATEN ALIVE





I BET YOU ALREADY BOUGHT SAM A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 03:27 PM

Gates is going to hell for sure.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2010 04:41 PM

Day of the Triffids bugged me out real bad when I watched it.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 680999)
it's ok, i went outside and the urge is gone again.

oh well La-dee-DAH mistuh FANCY PANTS; some of use have just moved to a new state and been unemployed for five months AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR EVEN WASTE GAS BY DRIVING ANYWHERE IF IT WASN'T CRITICALLY IMPORTANT :(




I've still got two weeks before my new jobs start AM SAD AND JEALOUS NOW

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2010 04:59 PM

Hey America, what is this where the Canadian Dollar is worth a tiny bit more than yours? How are you supposed to be number one with that noise? Come on! Get your act together.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 05:28 PM

We're not as fucked as the Euro is if Greece finally falls apart and defaults on everything :x


Funny thing, I specifically remember when the Euro was relatively new and Greece wanted in, and everyone was all like "uuuuuuuuuuh, your economy kind of sucks; that could bite us in the ass" and Greece was all like "Aw, you crazy guys! Quit joking around!"

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 05:31 PM

Canada is just trying to entice us, same way that a whore with herpes gets a tit job and strips. You know it's worth something but at what cost man!

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 05:36 PM

As long as Canada picks up the slack of our godless excuse of an economy (but Newsweek was just congratulating us on our miracle turnaround! oooh! I feel secure now!), we North Americans can still revel in our superiority to South America despite Mexico constantly ruining our reputation

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 05:44 PM

Mexico is the older brother with a G.E.D that's constantly going in and out of prison, the US is the smart, spoiled, and mouthy youngest son who dropped out of college to work at his dad's company and get completely bombed in his spare time, while Canada is the responsible middle child who got himself a steady, respectable, unimpressive job and is pretty easygoing despite the fact that everyone takes him for granted and treats him like shit

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 05:47 PM

South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 06:16 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2010 07:31 PM

hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681039)
South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away

And just like in every trailer park you'll find a meth lab, so too does Rio exist in South America.

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2010 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 681042)
hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck

Direct deposit is wonderful.

Zhukov Apr 17th, 2010 06:11 AM

I can't even find this fucking constellation and I've been looking for two nights.

Hey Pub, I've got a jar with some New Zealish coins in; I'd send them to you but the coins probably wouldn't cover the cost of post.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 17th, 2010 11:16 AM

I don't know if its currently visible in the lower hemisphere.

Zhukov Apr 17th, 2010 12:25 PM

Well fuck everyone and everything.

Kitsa Apr 17th, 2010 12:35 PM

wow, hostility-ility-ility out of Zhukov :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 17th, 2010 01:28 PM

That's the spirit.

Babs Apr 17th, 2010 03:02 PM

YOU'RE NOT CURRENTLY VISIBLE IN THE LOWER HEMISPHERE >:

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2010 05:04 PM


RaNkeri Apr 17th, 2010 05:04 PM

Miami Vice, phuck yeah!

RaNkeri Apr 17th, 2010 05:13 PM

SANDWICH WITH HAM AND CUCUMBER, FRICKEN' SWEET!

RaNkeri Apr 17th, 2010 05:19 PM

WHAT? AND A BEER TOO? WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2010 06:02 PM

BEER AND SANDWICHES THREAD

Babs Apr 18th, 2010 04:47 AM

So how about removing the kgp4death shit now? I really don't want to think of m night shyamalan anymore.

The Leader Apr 18th, 2010 07:40 AM

Or do you? :hypno

Zhukov Apr 18th, 2010 08:01 AM

A girl I know walked up to me today and gave me a folded piece of paper, said "here's a present for you" and then walked briskly away.

It had "THIS IS FOR YOU : ) " written on it.



What the hell is this?


I asked her later what I could cash it in for, and she said in a mildly annoyed tone that it was just meant as a nice gesture.


?

She is 21 years old.

Kitsa Apr 18th, 2010 08:32 AM

That's pretty bizarre. I wonder if she's one of those people who thought, "Lolz...I'm so random!" as she gave it to you.

Could it be binding in a court of law?

RaNkeri Apr 18th, 2010 08:45 AM

Maybe she's a tard and forgot to write her phone number

Zhukov Apr 18th, 2010 10:10 AM

I've got no idea. I feel like I am in primary school because I have no answer to this simple note passing thing.

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2010 10:14 AM

Tell her to fuck off and stop being so quirky.

The Leader Apr 18th, 2010 10:14 AM

You should walk up to her and say, "Here's a present for you" and then whip out your c*ck.

Zhukov Apr 18th, 2010 10:41 AM

I'm mad, me. Totally bonkers.


I think know that she might have genuinely meant it as a nice gesture, like people that give out free hugs or try to compliment people on inane things just to make them smile. When this thought crossed my mind, any chances of getting some were dashed :(

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2010 11:49 AM

If that's true, then double tell her to fuck off.

Terra Apr 18th, 2010 01:06 PM

You need to let her know that, in no certain terms, will you allow yourself to be manhandled that way.

You need to nip that in the bud.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 18th, 2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 680466)
IT'S A GHOSTBUSTERS FANSITE THAT TADAO AND I FREQUENT

THE UNHOLIEST OF POSTS

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2010 05:40 PM

Goddamnit

Fucking FINALLY finish my portfolio by grinding nonstop for the past week, get it reviewed by the professors and admissions people I've gotten to know before I submit it with my application, only to be told that it NEEDS ILLUSTRATIONS.


Quote:

"WHat"

"You're gunning for an illustration major, right? These drawings are incredible, but you need illustrations from your head to show that you have imagination."

"This one is a drawing of a drawing that I'd already done, complete with simulated coffee ring "marring" it with pencil and eraser sitting on top of it and casting direct shadows. I thought that counted as imaginative."

"Well yes, of course. That's what makes it stands out. But you have stories and characters, right? That's the kind of imagination I'm talking about! Make a complete smaller portfolio of personal illustrations and put that in a sleeve in your larger portfolio. Trust me on this."





THERE GOES ANOTHER WEEK OF MY LIFE. HURRAY.

RaNkeri Apr 18th, 2010 05:42 PM

TELL HIM A STORY ABOUT I-MOCKERY

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2010 05:43 PM



ONE DOWN, THOUGH. Guess how long it took to finish that measly thing. JUST GUESS

RaNkeri Apr 18th, 2010 05:46 PM

Depending on your motivation and social life, max. 1-2 weeks? :rolleyes

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2010 05:46 PM

ROOOF

WHAT FINLAND? WHAT IS IT, BOY?

ROOF RUFF BARK

TIMMY? TIMMY'S STUCK IN A WELL?

BARK

AND HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MIAMI VICE INSTEAD OF ART?

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2010 05:50 PM

You bastard, I was hoping someone was going to guess an hour so I could be all HELL NO, I HAD TO WORK FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS ON THAT STUPID LITTLE THING

RaNkeri Apr 18th, 2010 05:56 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2010 05:58 PM

Yeah, well that's because ballpoint pens are inferior to stuff like paints and clays. ART DOUCHE

Grislygus Apr 18th, 2010 06:39 PM

DAMN THOSE BALLPOINT PENS

Babs Apr 18th, 2010 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681208)


ONE DOWN, THOUGH. Guess how long it took to finish that measly thing. JUST GUESS

this is actually really amazing

MarioRPG Apr 18th, 2010 07:18 PM

Your stuff really freaks me out some times.

captain516 Apr 18th, 2010 09:32 PM

wow. That's pretty cool.

elx Apr 19th, 2010 12:13 AM

yeah right, don't believe him my dears, it's a trick:(

nobody has that actual physical talent anymore. all anyone is capable of doing is allowing photoshop do the work for them in the form of digital art. this is clearly fake.

Sam Apr 19th, 2010 01:03 AM

WHEN I AM CLASS PRESIDENT SPAM BOTS WILL BE ELIMINATED WITH EXTREME PREDJUDICE.

ALSO ELX WILL NOT BE CLASS PRESIDENT.

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 01:23 AM

FUCK PLAID. >: ESPECIALLY LUMBERJACK SHIRT PLAID




LOOKS LIKE FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR >: and now that I look at a photo of the drawing I realize that it has a serous creepy uncle vibe and I'm not sure that this one will ever see the light of day :( but back to my main point FUCK PLAID, THE NEXT PERSON I EVER SEE THAT'S WEARING A PLAID SHIRT WILL DIE WITH MY MARINER'S KNIFE EMBEDDED IN THEIR FACE AND IF I SEE THEM ON THE TELEVISION I'M SHOOTING IT OUT LIKE FAT ELVIS WASTED EFFORT ON SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT >:>:>:

RaNkeri Apr 19th, 2010 01:42 AM

I'll say that took you at least 2 weeks to draw

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 01:44 AM

All in the span of an hour :hypno

Tadao Apr 19th, 2010 02:04 AM

I went to my GF's nieces dance recital today. Holly fucking crap, I didn't expect to be assaulted with underage pussy and ass for 50 mins out of the 60 that we stayed, However the 5 year old and younger stuff was really cute and innocent.

Zhukov Apr 19th, 2010 02:05 AM

One arm looks plaid, the rest looks like Green Hill Zone.

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 02:36 AM

You're telling me. It was one of those things where you zero in on something totally, step back and realize you've completely fucked up royal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 681243)
I went to my GF's nieces dance recital today. Holly fucking crap, I didn't expect to be assaulted with underage pussy and ass for 50 mins out of the 60 that we stayed, However the 5 year old and younger stuff was really cute and innocent.

My cousin invited my brother and I to something like that when she was still in high school. She's a crazy Irish dancer and we assumed the entire program would be the same. High school dance teachers are fucking tweaked

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 02:41 AM

And then we were her ride home, so we had to accompany her to this stupid after-show party pizza thing where they SHOWED THE VIDEO OF THE ENTIRE PROGRAM, where we had the pleasure of watching a creepy old guy (somehow involved with the dance program, not the teacher) sitting on the couch with a trio of sixteen year olds and making cracks like "Gee, it's getting HOT in here" while watching said sixteen year olds belly dance on the video... while the teacher and several parents stood a few feet away, not giving a fuck about the balding fat man hitting on their kids

Pentegarn Apr 19th, 2010 07:18 AM

That's because we have Chris Hanson. He protects all the children now

Zhukov Apr 19th, 2010 12:16 PM



Look at all these Payday bars.


Kitsa sent me these. AND MORE! :picklehat

Colonel Flagg Apr 19th, 2010 12:40 PM

I'm surprised they weren't confiscated as contraband by the secret police. :eek

Chojin Apr 19th, 2010 01:35 PM

i love payday bars :<

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 02:34 PM

Zhukov it is horrible that you could not normally obtain Payday bars

Tadao Apr 19th, 2010 03:43 PM

I CAN'T DRINK THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD

RaNkeri Apr 19th, 2010 03:53 PM

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

SANDWICH WITH HAM, CUCUMBER AND BACON

DYNAMITE

RaNkeri Apr 19th, 2010 04:01 PM

AND NOW I'M STRESSING OUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE SATURATED FATS

GOD DAMN IT MEDICINE


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