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Five here in Texas.

Emailed to me:

~A Cup of Tea ~
　
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
　
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'
As a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
　
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a
Little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
Lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
　
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough,
Here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him
Drink it up.
　
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you
That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

I goddamn failed this noise. >: grr.

I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD

lol

i like how you can be friends with someone and still have all their updates blocked now, lol

You can also block them from seeing all your stuff. It is quite handy.

Seven Force is the one that loves Jesus right? Always with the bible boners.

I just mainly up your friend count and never say anything at all, except for the odd post of a dick cake.

I can't care about my friend count when my post count is so important. :eek

The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.

I don't think he likes the taste of fondant. :\

Maybe if it was made of Fondick.

I have to make a cookie monster out of fondant for Saturday. Some people really like fondant and some don't. I think it's like vaguely flavorless chewing gum.

Count me amongst the "nay's".

On the subject of food and genitalia, we have been asked to provide sausage balls for my Dad's 90th surprise birthday party. (insert your own witty comment here)

Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?

Mine too! :eek

Very much a matter of this. :eek

vampire dicks

Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

We shall see ....

I just saw a video of a kitten falling into a fire and it made my mom cry.

link please