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Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:38 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715458)
I think I might need a friend to help me get through all of this. Could that be you pub? May I call you pubbles?

Absolutely. Would you like a hug?

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:40 AM

Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715460)
Internet reaction: Boys or girls? How old? :liquidstatik

Admittedly I was treating emotions like hashtags on here for years before hashtags were a thing. :(

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:41 AM

Emoticons.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715464)
Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Then consider yourself to be receiving the tightest of hugs from some person that you regard as a Bro or whatever word you use to describe kinship.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715457)
Sheriffs are people too. Sometimes popping off our boots is the way to go. :(

For all of Gus' jokes about me being in Australia; NZ is like a kiddie version of that place. No dangerous animals. No massive desert. We don't even let our cops carry guns.

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:45 AM

Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 715468)
We don't even let our cops carry guns.

A bunch of their cops came over to help keep the peace after the devastating quake we had last month. They freaked out when we took their guns off them. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715469)
Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

Perhaps you are not thinking about the embrace that we are currently sharing. It is of the tightest kind. If you were to hug a gnat's chuff after this you would find it lacking.

Babs Mar 16th, 2011 05:54 AM

Chumbawamba

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 715472)
Chumbawamba

I don't know what that is, but if it is something dirty then I would probably do it for you. Alas, it is only four hours until the badger parade; so I better get down that grooming bay. In the meantime: Ladies and Gentlemen, Burt Kwouk!




Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 06:50 AM

What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 08:37 AM

And incidentally, Michael Caine is in my death pool.

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2011 08:44 AM

Oh man, Harry Dean Stanton is going too.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 715478)
What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

Are you kidding? Terry Thomas and Alaistair Sim? I love the fuck out of that film. :eek

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 12:23 PM

Too bad he didn't murder Babs. That would have totally made my day.

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 01:58 PM

Who, T? Harry Dean Stanton? Oh yes. :eek

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2011 02:33 PM

man, I never knew you wrere another movie nut, Public

Pub Lover Mar 16th, 2011 03:27 PM

My endless chatter about cocks does make it seem like I have no other interest. :eek

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 04:11 PM

Harry Dean Stanton kinda looks like a veiny cock. :(

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 04:12 PM

or an upside down nut sack.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 04:15 PM

Babs is gonna be one of those "Wow I was an idiot, can we start over?" kind of faggots. Can we preemptively strike now and remove his edit button?

Tadao Mar 16th, 2011 04:17 PM


kahljorn Mar 16th, 2011 04:46 PM

that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"


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