PENESIS
ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH F0URTH DAY

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH WATERS BRING F0RTH ABUNDANTLY TEH M0VING CREATURE TAHT HATH LIFE ADN F0WL TAHT MAY FLY AB0VE TEH EARTH IN TEH 0PEN FIRMAMENT 0F EHAVEN

WHOOPS :rolleyes

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS CREATED GREAT WHALES ADN EVERY LIVING CREATURE TAHT M0VETH WHICH TEH WATERS BR0UGHT F0RTH ABUNDANTLY AFTER TEHIR KIND ADN EVERY WINGED F0WL AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

I'm gonna cry. :tear

I really hate this fucker now, & I just want to get it over with. :(

if we keep posting back an forth jessica alba DANSES!

PENESIS
IN TEH BEGINNING TEH FAGS CREATED TEH EHAVEN ADN TEH EARTH
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DANCE DANCE DANCE

PENESIS
ADN TEH EARTH WAS WITH0UT F0RM ADN V0ID ADN DARKNESS WAS UP0N TEH FACE 0F TEH DEEP ADN TEH SPIRIT 0F TEH FAGS M0VED UP0N TEH FACE 0F TEH WATERS
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PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEHRE BE LIGHT ADN TEHRE WAS LIGHT

:( >:

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAW TEH LIGHT TAHT IT WAS G00D ADN TEH FAGS DIVIDED TEH LIGHT FR0M TEH DARKNESS

Hey Matt, you missed a step in the dance. :o

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS CALLED TEH LIGHT DAY ADN TEH DARKNESS TEHY CALLED NIGHT ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH FIRST DAY

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEHRE BE A FIRMAMENT IN TEH MIDST 0F TEH WATERS ADN LET IT DIVIDE TEH WATERS FR0M TEH WATERS

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS MADE TEH FIRMAMENT ADN DIVIDED TEH WATERS WHICH WERE UNDER TEH FIRMAMENT FR0M TEH WATERS WHICH WERE AB0VE TEH FIRMAMENT ADN IT WAS S0

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS CALLED TEH FIRMAMENT EHAVEN ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH SEC0ND DAY

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH WATERS UNDER TEH EHAVEN BE GATEHRED T0GETEHR UNT0 0NE PLACE ADN LET TEH DRY LADN APPEAR ADN IT WAS S0

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS CALLED TEH DRY LADN EARTH ADN TEH GATEHRING T0GETEHR 0F TEH WATERS CALLED TEH SEAS ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH EARTH BRING F0RTH GRASS TEH EHRB YIELDING SEED ADN TEH FRUIT TREE YIELDING FRUIT AFTER HIS KIND WH0SE SEED IS IN ITSELF UP0N TEH EARTH ADN IT WAS S0

PENESIS
ADN TEH EARTH BR0UGHT F0RTH GRASS ADN EHRB YIELDING SEED AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH TREE YIELDING FRUIT WH0SE SEED WAS IN ITSELF AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

PENESIS
ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH THIRD DAY

u dance too fast yoyur stepn on my fuCKN FOOT

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEHRE BE LIGHTS IN TEH FIRMAMENT 0F TEH EHAVEN T0 DIVIDE TEH DAY FR0M TEH NIGHT ADN LET TEHM BE F0R SIGNS ADN F0R SEAS0NS ADN F0R DAYS ADN YEARS

THEN PUB SAID:

PENESIS
ADN LET TEHM BE F0R LIGHTS IN TEH FIRMAMENT 0F TEH EHAVEN T0 GIVE LIGHT UP0N TEH EARTH ADN IT WAS S0

I like to dance so fast so the girls can't look too long at my ass. :(

why is it too cute :(

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS MADE TW0 GREAT LIGHTS TEH GREATER LIGHT T0 RULE TEH DAY ADN TEH LESSER LIGHT T0 RULE TEH NIGHT TEH FAGS MADE TEH STARS ALS0

When I said 'girls' I meant fags... :(

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SET TEHM IN TEH FIRMAMENT 0F TEH EHAVEN T0 GIVE LIGHT UP0N TEH EARTH

PENESIS
ADN T0 RULE 0VER TEH DAY ADN 0VER TEH NIGHT ADN T0 DIVIDE TEH LIGHT FR0M TEH DARKNESS ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

PENESIS
ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH F0URTH DAY

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH WATERS BRING F0RTH ABUNDANTLY TEH M0VING CREATURE TAHT HATH LIFE ADN F0WL TAHT MAY FLY AB0VE TEH EARTH IN TEH 0PEN FIRMAMENT 0F EHAVEN

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS CREATED GREAT WHALES ADN EVERY LIVING CREATURE TAHT M0VETH WHICH TEH WATERS BR0UGHT F0RTH ABUNDANTLY AFTER TEHIR KIND ADN EVERY WINGED F0WL AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS BLESSED TEHM SAYING BE FRUITFUL ADN MULTIPLY ADN FILL TEH WATERS IN TEH SEAS ADN LET F0WL MULTIPLY IN TEH EARTH

PENESIS
ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH FIFTH DAY

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH EARTH BRING F0RTH TEH LIVING CREATURE AFTER HIS KIND CATTLE ADN CREEPING THING ADN BEAST 0F TEH EARTH AFTER HIS KIND ADN IT WAS S0

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS MADE TEH BEAST 0F TEH EARTH AFTER HIS KIND ADN CATTLE AFTER TEHIR KIND ADN EVERY THING TAHT CREEPETH UP0N TEH EARTH AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET US MAKE A MAN IN 0UR IMAGE AFTER 0UR LIKENESS:

A WEAKLING WEIGHING NINETY-EIGHT P0UNDS
WILL GET SAND IN HIS FACE
WHEN KICKED T0 THE GR0UND
AND S00N IN THE GYM
WITH A DETERMINED CHIN
THE SWEAT FR0M HIS P0RES
AS HE W0RKS F0R HIS CAUSE
WILL MAKE HIM GLISTEN
AND GLEAM, AND WITH MASSAGE
AND JUST A LITTLE BIT 0F STEAM
HE'LL BE PINK AND QUITE CLEAN
HE'LL BE A STR0NG MAN
0H, H0NEY!
BUT THE WR0NG MAN

HE'LL EAT NUTRITI0US, HIGH PR0TEIN
AND SWALL0W RAW EGGS
TRY T0 BUILD UP HIS SH0ULDERS
HIS CHEST, ARMS, AND LEGS
SUCH AN EFF0RT
IF HE 0NLY KNEW 0F MY PLAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

HE'LL D0 PRESS-UPS AND CHIN-UPS
D0 THE SNATCH, CLEAN, AND JERK
HE THINKS DYNAMIC TENSI0N
MUST BE HARD W0RK
SUCH STRENU0US LIVING
I JUST D0N'T UNDERSTAND
WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
0H, BABY
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

BUT A DELT0ID AND A BICEP
A H0T GR0IN AND A TRICEP
MAKES ME - 00H! - SHAKE
MAKES ME WANNA TAKE CHARLES ATLAS BY THE HAND
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
0H, BABY
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

I D0N'T WANT N0 DISSENSI0N
JUST DYNAMIC TENSI0N
I'M A MUSCLE FAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN
DIG IT IF Y0U CAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

PENESIS
S0 TEH FAGS CREATED A MAN IN TEHIR 0WN IMAGE:

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS BLESSED HIM ADN TEH FAGS SAID UNT0 HIM "NIGGA RAGE"

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID BEH0LD I HAVE GIVEN Y0U EVERY EHRB BEARING SEED WHICH IS UP0N TEH FACE 0F ALL TEH EARTH ADN EVERY TREE IN TEH WHICH IS TEH FRUIT 0F A TREE YIELDING SEED T0 Y0U IT SHALL BE F0R MEAT

PENESIS
ADN T0 EVERY BEAST 0F TEH EARTH ADN T0 EVERY F0WL 0F TEH AIR ADN T0 EVERY THING TAHT CREEPETH UP0N TEH EARTH WEHREIN TEHRE IS LIFE WE HAVE GIVEN EVERY GREEN EHRB F0R MEAT ADN IT WAS S0

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAW EVERY THING TAHT EH HAD MADE ADN BEH0LD IT WAS VERY G00D ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH SIXTH DAY

I kept refreshing the last page and thought you weren't talking. :(:(

hey wana see something I just drew

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS WERE SATISFIED WITH TEHIR WORK
ADN TEH FAGS GATHERED IN TEHIR FAGDEN ADN WATCEHD TEH MAN SHOW HIS GIRLFRIND TEH NEW HIM...
ADN TEH GIRLFRIANSD WAS PLESED
ADN TEH FAGS WERE FAGS

I've finally fucking finished that Fag-Awful story! :D

Sure, show away. ;)

k wana see

Yeah, what did you draw?

k that was a good story k heres pic



:)

did you know i was a really happy person

Oh no! I think your bandwidth is dead as all I see is a red exe, & your backwards Jessica Alba is missing too. :(

NO :(

NO :(

NO :(

I think it's a crime to be happy & post on the I-Mock forums. :(

DID THE PIC WORK WTF

:(

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Posting More will kill your bandwidth worse. :O

The pick doesn't work & niether does your avatar. :(

But it'll probably work later & I end up looking a jerk. :(

I thought if that happened I wouldn't be able to see it either. >:

Mattchew Harty (02:48:29): Is it really not working? >:o
Lemmysomemoney (02:48:33): yeah. :(
Mattchew Harty (02:48:39): OMG I BROKED IT?@?!?
Lemmysomemoney (02:48:43): empty your cache & you'll see...
Mattchew Harty (02:48:55): how do I empty my cash :<
Lemmysomemoney (02:49:05): you use IE?
Mattchew Harty (02:49:09): yeah
Lemmysomemoney (02:49:53): go to tools, internet options, & under 'temporary internet files' click 'delete files'
Mattchew Harty (02:50:34): Still the same
Mattchew Harty (02:50:37): ima shoot you in the head >:
Lemmysomemoney (02:50:45): I can't see it. :(
Mattchew Harty (02:50:52): it's red?
Mattchew Harty (02:51:01): how do I fix it wtf is wrong with my site
Lemmysomemoney (02:51:03): a tred X
Mattchew Harty (02:51:04): :PD"S

Mattchew Harty (02:51:06): NO}
Lemmysomemoney (02:51:42): You're probably just out of bandwidth, get a photobucket account or something. :(
Mattchew Harty (02:51:50): How do I get it back? >:o
Mattchew Harty (02:51:55): And how the hell has it run out?

Lemmysomemoney (02:52:37): bandwidth is like sand, super tasty sand that everyone wants to steal. the internet hates people having bandwidth...

EVERYTHINGS A BIG JOKE TO YOU WAIT TILL YOU WAKE UP AND THERES A BOMB IN YOUR LUCKY CHARMS

Mattchew Harty (02:53:00): wtf how does it work :<
Mattchew Harty (02:53:49):
Bandwidth

153.485 / 10000.0 MB Used


Mattchew Harty (02:53:56): I'm gonna fucking shoot you in the head >:

Lemmysomemoney (02:54:19): maybe it's my end that's fucked up. :(
Mattchew Harty (02:54:30): Yeah, how does bandwith work anyways?
Mattchew Harty (02:54:34): Do you ever get it back?
Lemmysomemoney (02:56:04): bandwidth is the amount of MB of information you can transfer in a specific amount of time, once you reach your limit, you can't transfer more (or you get charged more) until the next unit of time begins... I suck at explaining. :(
Lemmysomemoney (02:56:11): FAG >:

you never said fag >:

I don't eat lucky charms. :(

do you eat breakfast?

It No Workie! :bow

Oh well, i'm going to go cry into a pillow. Tell me when it shows up. :(

I sometimes eat a meal in the morning, but I never eat after sleeping...

I get sick if I do... I think someone else is already poisoning my breakfast. :(

Mattchew Harty (02:56:43): oh...
Mattchew Harty (02:56:56): Is it per month?

Mattchew Harty (02:57:03): nvm you suck at explaining things
Lemmysomemoney (02:57:07): yeah. :(
Mattchew Harty (02:57:17): OMG STOP POSTING THIS
Mattchew Harty (02:57:19): CUNT
Lemmysomemoney (02:57:45): haha, whatever.
Mattchew Harty (02:58:15): Does it work yet?
Lemmysomemoney (03:03:42): no. :(
Mattchew Harty (03:03:46): No what?
Lemmysomemoney (03:03:55): no it doesn't work. :(
Mattchew Harty (03:04:02): FIEN >:

Lemmysomemoney (03:04:07): :(
Mattchew Harty (03:04:27): am i being punked
Lemmysomemoney (03:05:01): Yes, because I'm Ashton Kutcher,...
Lemmysomemoney (03:05:30): The closest thing to Ashton Kutcher I am is that I wanna fuck Muna Kunis too... :(
Mattchew Harty (03:05:35): lol :<
Lemmysomemoney (03:05:59): Only fags post IM logs on forums. >:

Hey Guys, I drew a picture too! :D

Hey ScruU2wice! :D

hey, you guys had another post count fight without me :(

You're still winning...

Ack! I'm bored, so I'm gonna empty out my PMs... :eek :PMS

From: Chojin
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Fri May 30, 2003 6:27 am
Subject: what i just sent my lover drakely...
That message was for your eyes only, sweetness. But it's okay; Now that you know, I'm sure you'll obey my every command as if I were teasing you with a pack of razors.

The more you think about it, the more it excites you, doesn't it? Just think, Drakely - I'm the perfect girlfriend. You won't be able to get me pregnant. No matter how drunk I might get.

I've been thinking about it, turning it over in my head where our first encounter should take place. I've settled on someplace magical. A place far above the woes of this grey world. A place you call a treehouse. The echoes of our nubile eloping lost to the world in the timeless branches of suburban woods. That is where I will make you a man, Drakely.

Playfully yours,
Chojin

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JIN* Channel / BAPE / The Perfect Storm
I AM IN A GANG ^_^

From: Medas
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Sat May 31, 2003 6:43 pm
Subject: Hello
Yup if the rumours are right, No one has ever been able to look after because he doesn’t allow any one to see it.
So I don’t have any alcohol then I am whit Lars.
But he have allots of alcohol all the time maybe that why???



:lurker


MEDAS.

From: mburbank
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:29 am
Subject: Re: A 'thank you' note...
You are quite welcome. What with Vinth a the bottom of his bi-polar mood swing, I find I have time in my busy schedule.

From: AChimp
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:07 am
Subject: Re: :O
:O

I am not on my computer this morning.

_________________
"Suck my Greek nuts. They're hairy and exotic. I'm Greek. Taste the Mediterranean."
- Helm
"Good luck. As opposed to bad luck being having fungi from Yoggoth grow on your dick."
- more Helm

From: Protoclown
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:49 am
Subject: Re: I'm a slow reader. :(

Start a new thread if you like, I was just getting fucking sick of that old one. I hate threads like that, they're not entertaining or interesting in the least but people kept posting in it.

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:20 am
Subject: Re: how come?


Ah, fuck I just built my own computer and I cut grass for a living My buddy is a Video guy like I mentioned but he doesn't seem enjoy it as a hobby and he has to travel so in the end it's just a job...

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It needn't alway's be painful...

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:59 am
Subject: new characters
When I see new characters like the Black obsession and the one with Anne Margret avatar I just cringe really would be fun if someone did something wierd or different...

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It needn't alway's be painful...

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:13 am
Subject: Re: new characters
Black Obsession isn't a character, unless it's someone that's very good at characters. I had to walk her through getting an avatar three times, & it was only on the third tiime that I gave up & made & hosted her avatar. I actually specially made a photobucket account trying to walk her through the creation of one of her own, but it was too hard for her, so I just used mine & some how managed to get her to fill her profile correctly.

I host several people, like Triad Choi, or an old avatar of noob3's that I still have on my server. I'm too nice to say no.

White Obsession is most definatly Gurlogun though.

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punkgrrrlie10 (16:57:08): CHEER UP FUCKER!!!!!

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:08 am
Subject: Re: new characters
Quote:
I'm too nice to say no.




Just be weary...After being here now for a while I don't trust many people (no offense). If I am the only guy that seems to PM most people and most people have been here for a while than most people must be jerks.

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It needn't alway's be painful...

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:18 am
Subject: Re: new characters
I-Mock is a place for jerks.
I am a jerk to my friends, but I try to me polite to people until they bore me & I become a jerk to them...

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"I think I passed my depression onto Pub. Now he has two cases of it." - AChimp
punkgrrrlie10 (16:57:08): CHEER UP FUCKER!!!!!

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:22 am
Subject: Re: new characters
I'm a jerk too too bad I can't make money from it

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It needn't alway's be painful...

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:26 am
Subject: Re: new characters
I find making money doing anything incredibly hard, I guess I won't make it as an adult anytime soon.

_________________
"I think I passed my depression onto Pub. Now he has two cases of it." - AChimp
punkgrrrlie10 (16:57:08): CHEER UP FUCKER!!!!!

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:37 am
Subject: Avatar
I like your avatar but I have to keep watching that my kids are not looking at the screen Are you Mr.FArt?

_________________
It needn't alway's be painful...

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:41 am
Subject: Re: Avatar
I hate my avatar, & if only a few other people on the boared would take it up, I'd stop using it. I'm at work, & I have to scroll past my posts really quickly so I don't get into trouble.

No, I'm not Mr Fart. Jixby doesn't like me.

_________________
"I think I passed my depression onto Pub. Now he has two cases of it." - AChimp
punkgrrrlie10 (16:57:08): CHEER UP FUCKER!!!!!

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Pub Lover
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:31 am
Subject: Mike
Is Mike....Bobo? I feel like I'm not included in the inside jokes

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11493

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It needn't alway's be painful...

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:34 am
Subject: Re: Mike
I don't know, I guess I'm out the loop too. :(

_________________
"I think I passed my depression onto Pub. Now he has two cases of it." - AChimp
punkgrrrlie10 (16:57:08): CHEER UP FUCKER!!!!!

Well, that's everything but the super secret vet e-mails about the super secret vet-only forum. :D

Oh shit... >:

Please ignore the above post! :O

Hey Esuohlim, why don't you fix your aim? :(

If this thread, the PYPH thread, the WMAYLTN thead, and the CBS thread were deleted, I'd have a >200 post count. :lol

:lurker

:wah

WTF!? >:

My gay-dar alarm went off the charts.

You say such the sweetest things! :love

:party

I'm a governor, you idiot!!