I bet you two are eskimo brothers.

I had to look that up. :x

I would assume that imaginary girlfriends are all virgins. :x

Much in the same way as real girlfriends are virgins only in their imaginations. :x

That video Chojin posted left me creeped out and seemingly more misogynistic. :x

:lol I've made sure all the girlfriends i've had were not butt virgins.

The difference is (though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess, unless you are doing some pretty funny schtick, in which case good piece of business if you are) you are entertaining while Pram is just scary and given to delusions of adequacy

Pub is scarry too

But at least pub is cute!

: pubbabypic

that's some pot calling the kettle BLACK dylan :lol man I am fantastic

I just scared the hell out of a kid selling candy. :D

I bought two candybars, though. I'm not Satan.

oh, nukes..? :( well in that case you should probably know that there's a ban on underground structures in Hampton Roads. there are no basements/cellars/shelters there. so you'll be vaporized. I guess you could try escaping by following the emergency evacuation routes, just locate the blue logos and head towards them. but choose wisely, cause once you're on them you can't turn around, and they usually keep them blockaded during the hurricane off season, so if they don't open the passes in time you'll be trapped... :(

also there are dozens of unmarked facilities and weapon development centers there. they have camouflaged security, and they will shoot you if you mistakingly enter. (like those dead drunken VMI students on spring break :( ) oh and are you taking a plane? I hear that terrorists dress casually and they could be anyone at all, like the people sitting right beside you. and they are probably the ones that look the least suspicious.

oh and did you see that movie saving private ryan? I hear the movie was an international success. It was soooo cool how thousands of soldiers simultaneously emerged from the ocean and stormed onto all of those beaches out of nowhere and completely destroyed everything instantly.

Cool story, bro. And I don't think I'll care after I'm dead.

who said anything about death? you'd more than likely end up a survivor. you would lack skin, your bones would melt, your flesh would char off, but even if that happens your organs won't fall out, so you won't die. this is because whatever is left of your blood will turn to jelly and protect them. you'd be totally conscious too, feeling everything but unable to move anything. then you'd spend five years living in a hospital for your skin to grow out and your body to recover, and then you'd get out and develop numerous cancers and diseases and then turn around and go right back to the hospital and then that's when you'd die.

Not all your organs elx, if his flesh chars off he has lost the largest organ in his body, his skin

:science

Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

So the day Osama died a whole bunch of people went onto my facebook and wrote stuff like 'thank you so much' and 'your rock!' and 'great job' like they knew that I did it myself. I know this is sort of political but I never post in the politics board. I just thought it was kind of funny that everyone congratulated me on a job well-done on single handedly winning the war on terror.

Any time guys :picklehat

High five job h-man.

and a thank you for doing army stuff on the regular too.

I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

My money is on the bends

Oh shit it's Hickman :eek Hope you're doing ok over there!

We miss you HickMan! <3

I graduated today! :noonecares

Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version