my ipod doesn't work when it gets too cold now so i have to bring it inside instead of leaving it in my vehicle as i have for the past five years

this morning i let my car warm up and scraped some ice off the windshield and then my ipod was too cold to use already.

fuck u apple, FUCK U

if you keep it in your underwear maybe it wont gt cold

yeah but what if a cop pulls me over and i'm trying to turn the music off and i got my hands in my pant and the cops is like "what are you doing there" and im like "im fumbling with my wires hang on a minute" and then i go to jail

oyou're just trying to get rid of me

FUCK you !!!!!!!!

sorry officer, there is a cheeseburger in my pants. thats how you get rid of people

but policemen love undercover cheeseburgers :(

i was going to look for a picture of an excited cop re: cheeseburgers but "excited cop" on gis brought up this instead

Oh that's an exited cop alright.

i cant decide if i wnt to go out and not be a loser or stay inside and smoke weed and play videogames

maybe ill smoke some weed to help me decide.

HOLY SHIT BRUH I'M DOIN THE SAME THANE. CEPT LIKE IM TALKIG TO YOU NIGZ AND SMOKIN DANK AND PLAYIN DREAMCAST LOL. SHIT NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO IGNORE ME CUZE WERE THE SAME, BONDING!

more like I'm posting and your posting around me LOL!!!

i just smoked weed and i still cant decide:(

maybe ill just play some videogamesuntil i make a decision

WHATGAME

I'LL MAKE YOU SOME FRENCH TOAST TO HELP MULL IT OVER.

sup babs

i played empire total war and now im playing x3

Sup cowhorn. I'm playing skies of arcadia, about to put in code Veronica.

i want some w33d

i fucked off for so long that i only had time to apply to one of the two colleges I wanted to :\

at least it was the one i like a lot more

still, qq

ICDC accepted you?

Independent collage of detective comics

I have a bunch of weed right now but it's too cold out for me to wanna go outside and toke. I dont wanna smoke it in my house cuz thats gross

#whitemanproblems

stand in the doorway and smoke thatswhat id id yesterday cause it was raining a;9

DOWN STAIRS IN THE BASEMENT

token post to ruin the internet experience of others

Any promising new entries to the WTFbus museum? :)