Congratulations Kitsa. I hope everything is going well. :smileyface

So you gonna eat her or what?

oh, yeah, does a c-section yield delicious placenta?

sup imock i'm so fucking barrreeed

what

Going to refrain from eating my child. I'm sure they ripped the placenta out with everything else...as I said, really bizarre feeling. And the pain afterward is pretty unbelievable. It surprised me, and I've had a lot of this stuff. But they loop me up enough for me to get around.

the baby pulled it all out of you like someone cleaning a trout

Kitsa just had a kid and you are babbling about meth. What the hell is wrong with you.

right make sure the baby doesn't read this thread

Kitsa's kid isn't the only thing that ever happened, Kitsa understands this.

who was the last person to have a baby? glowbelly? where the fuck is she

Terra, hahaha

Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

LIEK OMG YOU GUYS

I asked for a black baby but they said I would have to be on crack to qualify. So they let me take an oriental one.

Well congratulations for everyone with a baby, no matter where they got it from.

Glad to hear that everything went well and that you are ok, Kitsa.

Congrats on your new baby girl Kitsa.

http://mddailyrecord.com/2010/01/27/...groundhog-day/

Good luck with that Peta. I can't tell what the image is Dimnos but I'm hoping if Peta succeeds the hedgehog will turn out like Mecha Sonic and have a jetpack.

Edit: It only took a minute for the top ad to change to sonic the hedgehog for me after posting about Mecha Sonic. :)

watch out bill marry!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:x

:lol

holy fucknut, Kahljorn really does have summoning powers

BURN THE GODDAMNED WITCH

How about CGI?



ALVIN!!!!!!!!

:pagebrak


If you introduce an animatronic version of Phil you're just going to have the Terminator effect.

i was wrong about you grislygus

'Course you were, my middle name is Overestimatable

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

-The Bahamas are only 60 miles away,when can you be ready?

-I'm always ready!

don johnson was a pretty good singer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: This belongs in the "Jukebox from Hell". :x

is the universe extra boring tonight, or is it just me?

maaaaaaaan, if i still had that boyfriend we'd be having fun and i wouldn't be here talking to myself in a chat thread :(

i really liked watching him play zelda :(

aww :(

Zelda? How romantic. I can't imagine why you would breakup.

nota clue really :(

Did he put his master sword in your pedestal?

:(

well, generally masterswords have to be earned and he was into walkthroughs and i think those are really lame! so i stopped sharing my game with him and so he never got far :(

Sounds like a dummy. YOU COULD BE DATING A WINNER RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

I like your avatar elx ^.^

Damn I wish I was watching my girl play Zelda. :( She didn't even need me to do the hard parts or anything.

Thank god my girl likes to fuck instead of playing video games.



:(

She's only doing that because she can't stand your company as a human being.

Sucks to be me

:lol Babs idea of fighting back is to gay up all the threads I've recently posted in. I believe infractions are in order.

It's cool though, it beats his constant ass kissing.

Ok babs, you've been here a while. What comedy or joy have you brought to I-Mock. I'm sure you've made 2 or 3 friends here but if you stop posting (again) no one would notice (again).

I-mockery's forum is my number one priority.

Kudos for trying to prove a point though.

edit: Instead of double posting I'll just note how you loved to go through my current posts and compile them up and post them on "I-Mockery Chat" for all to see. Is this a cry for help or just another way to force feed your dick into the mouths of people who really don't give a fuck about you.

:pagebrak

Yes, this is great stuff.







Just kidding, you've always sucked at humor and should just leave.

It's called style son. I collected your attempts to troll me and put them where they belong. It's also highly frowned upon here to fuck up everyones thread because you got your feelings hurt. So I did what any good I-Mock citizen would do.

Baby baby, I can't let you miss my edit I left for you on the last page :love

You are worse than the OMGWTFBBQ guy.

Son, you'll never be in my league. You just don't care enough.

HEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, DON'T RUN AWAY. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE.


it's not like you'll ever be worthy of a hate thread so make the most of it

You just got put in your own place by your own pathetic game. So you can sit back now and enjoy a nice cup of hot chihuahua piss.

:lol you suck at this

It's my bed time now General Tso so I hope to hear from you soon.

I miss you kahl :tear

Man. You just,

You just suck. Really bad.

If he was a puppy, I would drown it.

oh dear fathom, please take back your snow

babality i'd challenge you to a FLAME WAR 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:hypno:hypno:domo:domo:d omo:bestthread

too bad mock wars is gone!!!!!!!!!! greatest forum OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want it back. :(

Maybe ~2000 pixels is too much.

Just for you, Elx. ;)

Casino's are no fun these days. One of the Indian joints 'round here took out most of the quarter slots and replaced them with penny and nickel slots. Losing $40 is much much worse when you are getting drained on god damn nickels.

you can always hit the bet X10 button

That still doesn't change the fact that the casinos these days are crammed with god damn penny and nickel machines.

My old casino put in a whole bunch of "choose your amount" slots. On the same slot you could play penny to a dollar. Not the ones with a growing jackpot of course.

sup y'all

i got my own studio space at school which will be my new home for the next 3 months :love

Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through.... :puke

Suck it up. You're drinking cum with less sugar.

Reap it. It's what the wimenz have to put up with.

We need money or just be the fuck head over heals in love.

If you payz monies...it goes down better....

Love? That shit gets stuck in the craw. :lol

I think I just ran into the Tourette's Guy a little while ago at Jolly Pirate Donut's just down the street from me.

He's dead.

you think protein shakes are bad...I smelled some formula yesterday that damn near made me puke.

Warning - this is extremely gross:

Our littlest was having some - shall we say, bathroom problems. When I changed a poopy diaper, I noted the dude had made a load of dark chocolate peanut M&M's. Not too bad, but since it was his first dump in about 2 days, I was very happy. "Good job, little dude!" Then came the volcano. Mt. Vesuvius erupted. This was after his bath, when he was nice and relaxed, so it all came out at once. He got it all over his PJ's and I got it all over my hands cleaning him up, as this is the kind of dump that doesn't stay put, if you know what I mean.

What I'm trying to say, I guess, is that it doesn't matter how gross anything is, there's always more grossness yet to come. Comforting thought.

That wasn't as gross as I thought it would be

you guys just really dont want any of us to eat this week :(

As bad as things are, they could always be worse. Just keep that in mind. :(

at least he didn't pee in your face and laugh

yeah i hate it when they do that

I'll do that

Not me! I'd only pee in you Terra.

right in your face Terra and I'd just stare you down the WHOLE TIME

No way, that's gross. I like to make out, I aint tounging a piss mouth.

I would :3

I don't know if it was just the shake itself, or if it was too old (it said 'Best by July 2009), but I threw up what I can only describe as half a gallon of chocolate favored Silly Putty.

Did you mix it your self or was it already mixed and ready to drink?

What drinking protein shakes for Chojin?

What drinking protein shakes for, Chojin?

God damn it.

AIMP2 keeps crashing when I try to load up more than a few albums on it

What the hell, man

:rock

what is it's selling point over winamp?

I use foobar. :\

well, it doesn't take forever to start up and isn't Windows Media Player

Chojin said it was the shit so I figured he knew his shit, what with him being a music fag and all

It only started crashing recently, maybe I need to reinstall it or something.