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executioneer Apr 28th, 2010 04:33 AM

i'll do no such thing

also: hi elx

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2010 04:39 AM

Hay willie, I'm sorry you're dead. :(

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:50 AM

Did the Govenah deaded you?

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2010 07:08 AM


Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2010 11:01 AM

Hi Willard

I have to give a presentation in two hours and I'm afraid I may die from throw ups. Are there any j*rks in hell I should know in advance about? :askwillie

Dimnos Apr 28th, 2010 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 682398)
IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

But who will we turn to in our time of need of advice? We are all doomed. :wah






Or will we just have the Willie thread moved here?

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 02:47 PM

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...i-mockery.com/

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2010 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 682400)
Then you better block Pub!

pub is an INSTITUTION




ELECTION UPDATE: GRISLYGUS HAS BEEN COMMISSIONED FOR ELECTION ADS ON THE SAM CAMPAIGN, RIVAL ARTISTS MUST BE HIRED FOR THE TADAO AND ELX CAMPAIGNS (RESPECTIVELY) FOR THE POSTER WAR TO BEGIN. ARTISTS MUST NOT VOTE IN ELECTIONS: EXAMPLE, ELX HAS VOTED IN TADAO'S PHILOSOPHY POLL AND IS DISQUALIFIED ACCORDINGLY. WHO WILL CHAMPION THESE CAUSES? IT IS UP TO BOTH CANDIDATES TO SEEK OUT VOLUNTEERS

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:12 PM

He ran away from a debate. I don't need a fucking poster.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:13 PM

That's my campaign slogan if anyone wants to make a poster.

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2010 04:13 PM

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682573)
ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

I guess Sam loses by default them.

YAY ME!

elx Apr 28th, 2010 04:31 PM

DUDE WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS AND THERE WILL BE NO CAMPAIGN TEAMS


FURTHERMORE TADAO SAM AND I ARENT EVEN RUNNING FOR THE SAME OFFICE???????


PLUS WE ALREADY WON

RaNkeri Apr 28th, 2010 04:44 PM



CHAMPIONS :rock

RaNkeri Apr 28th, 2010 04:46 PM

Should've watched the game in a bar though :(

The atmosphere would've been so much more awesome

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682163)
BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

Some of us like it rough though. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682165)
spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

Oh no! :chatter I mean: Yay! :yum
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 682169)
Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.

Also she is not woolly enough.
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 682398)
IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

It is what I do now. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 682400)
Then you better block Pub!

It is what I have always done. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 682430)


because tadao wanted a nipple shot.

almost down to 15% bf now, working for 8% before summer but will probably only get to like 12-13% before june ;<

btw yes i know it isn't impressive fuck you i am just elated that i'm nowhere near as fat as i was last year

I was woken in the middle of the night to see this. I should not've rolled over and gone back to sleep!

:wank :wank :orgasm

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 05:12 PM

But to be fair I had just been linked to this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/poll....lts&pollid=230

POLLS!? >: >: >:

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 05:25 PM

>:

Guitar Woman Apr 28th, 2010 05:34 PM

Since when was there a Jefferson dollar coin? Like, can I buy things with this?

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 05:45 PM

This?

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/?flash=yes&action=jefferson

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 05:47 PM

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/

"We appreciate your support of the Presidential $1 Coin program. You play an important role in the coin's success, so please spend them. The more $1 Coins that you can help circulate the better, because they last for decades, save our Nation money and are 100% recyclable."

Guitar Woman Apr 28th, 2010 05:47 PM

cool beans, bro

Dimnos Apr 28th, 2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682573)
ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER


Anything that I make and that could laughably be called "art" is vastly inferior crap to anything Gus can do with 5 min, one hand and a massive hangover; but Im willing to step up and give it a try for one of the unrepresented parties. :\

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 682623)
cool beans, bro

You might have a hard time spending them though. I've never heard of them. Vending machines should take them though.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 06:27 PM

pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.


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