I just got an e-vite to a wedding that's happening next week on the other side of the world. :\

I'm going to have to hazard the guess that they want to be on-record as inviting me, but don't actually want me there.

yeah, that sucks. i'm supposed to go to a wedding on friday, not sure if i'm going. it's someone from the internet i've never met before, haha.

also since when is jack daniels a gangsta thing? should be grey goose or 151 or patron or something like that.

That pagebrak was my year-ago effort to find all the dumbest glitter shit on blingee and stick it in one place. There wasn't a ton of thought that went into it.

WTF you talkin bout T? :confused:

You jammy bastard. I hope they start showing it here too. :(

JD sure sparkles.

Playstation Network rejects my billing information. Fuckers. And here I was, ready to buy stuff with money.

I always just buy a prepayed card thingy.

THOSE IGNORANT *****

Nevermind. It was the bank's fault.

Bah. S'good thing it's a block away from me.

I always wondered if you guys got any form of Australian broadcasting. ABC?

YOU IGNORANT FUCK YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD MONEY

So I was talking to a female friend of mine on MSN, and I commented (in context) about how she was attractive, then her boyfriend (who was watching her talk to me WTF?) steps in and blasts me for "trying to start problems" between the two of them. Sure, I'm jealous that he has an attractive girlfriend, and my attractive girlfriend is on the other side of the world and we are currently on some sort of 'break' or 'hold' at the moment, but when is it not ok to just say that a friend is attractive?

WOMEN!

Zhukov, (these names are so silly) you pose an interesting question. It sounds like you're showing a genuine interest in your female friend. We in the ministry call them "no-touch friends". It's okay. Sometimes I tell my wife that her brother has well-defined abs. It doesn't mean anything. What I'm getting at is that you should just masturbate furiously over the thought of your girlfriend and that other girl as the stars of that "2 girls 1 cup" video I overhear kids talk about.

I know right. What a bunch of jerks.

I had to spend all morning convincing people that I did not sleep with someone last night.

It was hard work. Perhaps a life re-evaluation is needed?

I was up all night watching Randy Orton kick people in the head.

Maybe you should have done that.

What are you thinking of? Sleeping around more?

I had an interesting dinner, then I got horribly ill afterwards.

I haven't been able to get on here as of late due to a debilitating sinus infection. I mean don't get me wrong, sinus infections are pretty awesome it's just I'm so overwhelmed with excitement from it that it's been A LOT more interesting than I-mockery.

Welcome back :)

Sinus infections have been going around, got one meself. :(

One of the guys at dinner last night had one.

I put up some of my Zombie Barbie Garden today, but I'm not as mobile as I was last year so it sort of looks like shit. That, and the guy next door came out and started lecturing me, which pissed me off. I left the box of decorations out in the front yard, went inside and locked the door. As far as I know they're still out there.

What could he possibly have lectured you about?

I celebrate Halloween early. :)

Working outside whilst pregnant.