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10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2009 02:50 PM

:pagebrak

I'm gonna rent L4D2 tonight to play because I need some time away from my girlfriend.

I can't even play STAR OCEAN because gf gets annoyed.

She's all like "Hey, what're ya doing? Wanna snuggle?"

and I'm all like "Can't, doing MAN STUFF."

"Oh, are you still playing that game? You've been playing for like 2 hours now."

so I say "WTF, I only killed 20 Psynards and haven't even fought the boss yet!"

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 03:03 PM

They need to make a controller that allows you to snuggle and play games at the same time. Like the Tim and Eric concert girlfriend holder thing.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2009 03:08 PM

My friend used to have the RPG controller for PS1 where all the buttons were condensed to use one hand.

Tadao Nov 20th, 2009 03:30 PM

I had that, wouldn't work for L4D2 or MW2 though.

Sam Nov 20th, 2009 05:30 PM

IT WORKS WONDERS FOR PLAYING PARASITE EVE AND JERKING OFF

captain516 Nov 20th, 2009 08:08 PM

It's situations like these that make me wish I had a Nintendo Power Glove

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2009 08:16 PM

DOA IS GREAT WITH THAT CONTROLLER.

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 659837)
Or they dont want to hear some girl prattle on about some pointless BS. :rolleyes

You've just gotta find the right girl that doesn't do that. Or be immune to inane bullshit.

Preferably the former. I found a girl like that, and now I'm chasing after her like a panther to a unicorn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 659844)
Oh she is great. I wouldnt trade her for a million bucks. Totally not like George's woman.

No offense George. :\

I'm pretty sure george would've rather had your wife, too.

stevetothepast Nov 21st, 2009 01:33 PM

these last few pages have been very amusing.

except for everything F-zero says.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 21st, 2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659935)
You've just gotta find the right girl that doesn't do that. Or be immune to inane bullshit.

You'd have to be in a GRAVE SITUATION to be immune.

Fathom Zero Nov 21st, 2009 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 660007)
these last few pages have been very amusing.

except for everything F-zero says.

Hey, I couldn't pick you out of an internet line-up, buddy.

Fathom Zero Nov 21st, 2009 08:14 PM


stevetothepast Nov 21st, 2009 08:43 PM

I can't see that video where I am but I can only imagine it's HILARIOUS.

Fathom Zero Nov 21st, 2009 08:46 PM

Well, you'd be wrong. How does it feel to be wrong?

stevetothepast Nov 21st, 2009 08:47 PM

It's not a good feeling. Kind of like sand in your ear.

Fathom Zero Nov 21st, 2009 08:52 PM

FEELS LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
FEELS LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
FEELS LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
FEELS LIKE I DID IT... BEFORE!

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2009 10:03 PM

saw a little old lady in an AC/DC hoodie today. That was kind of weird-looking.

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2009 10:20 PM

one time when i drove through pamona or some retarded city in LA we drove into a chilli's or cocos or some shit restaurant parking lot to get some food and this old lady totally accosted us for money so she could buy a "new sweater" and the weird thing was that the sweater she was already wearing was pretty nice and looked pretty trendy. I can only imagine that she wanted to trade it in for a knitted wool sweater from the goodwill that had a giant picture of Santa claus on it or some ugly pattern.

either that or buy crack from the crazy crackhead sitting in the parking lot watching her :(

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2009 11:09 PM

ALSO IF YOU GET LEFT 4 DEAD 2 DUDE LET US KNOW :O MY XBL NAME IS SEPHONE

Sam Nov 22nd, 2009 12:13 AM

CHEATING WHORE

kahljorn Nov 22nd, 2009 12:52 AM

SHALL I SEARCH THROUGH THE "WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING NOW" THREAD FOR ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU"VE WRONGED ME WITH?

Sam Nov 22nd, 2009 12:55 AM

CAN'T YOU LEAVE ALL OF THAT IN THE PAST YOU ARE ALWAYS BRINGING UP OLD SHIT

kahljorn Nov 22nd, 2009 12:56 AM

JUST LIKE A WOMAN

Sam Nov 22nd, 2009 01:13 AM

JUST LIKE A FUCKING BROAD

Fathom Zero Nov 22nd, 2009 07:30 AM

This weekend sucks. This party sucked.

Life fucking sucks here. Jesus.


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