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Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2010 03:32 PM

:pagebrak

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 03:35 PM

jesus christ

bigtimecow Feb 20th, 2010 03:39 PM

you're two days early, but i'll take it anyway

thanks boo :* miss you

RaNkeri Feb 20th, 2010 05:28 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Fathom Zero Feb 20th, 2010 05:29 PM

Go back to liking Predator.

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 05:40 PM

Seriously

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 673331)
OH SHIIIITTTT

THAT WAS MY 6,000th POST!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 20th, 2010 07:36 PM

THIS CALLS FOR SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Sam Feb 20th, 2010 07:42 PM


Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:22 PM

some asshole hit our car in a parking lot today. Backed right into our front end while we were in the grocery store. Not only that, they left the damn car crunched into ours, didn't even pull forward to disengage their rear bumper from our front bumper. Also, they left a kid in their backseat gaping at us as we took pictures of the damage.

What the hell is wrong with people?

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 08:25 PM

Did you manage to get a picture of the kid?

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2010 08:27 PM

:lol
omg seriously? That's classic. So they like crashed the car and straight up ran away, even though there was a kid in the back seat? or were they still there?

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:30 PM

Didn't get a picture of the kid. Got plenty of pictures of the license plate, which I was amazed stayed in place.

I assume the person was in the store. It was almost as if they didn't even notice hitting our car. They pulled backward into the space (which was odd enough, given that the space would have been hard to back into and there was no real good reason to do so), crunched into our car, left the car still hooked onto our car and just...departed. They left the kid in the car and went into the store.

Dr. Boogie Feb 20th, 2010 08:32 PM

That is pretty amazing. Please tell me you waited for them to get back, and they tried to explain what they were thinking.

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:33 PM

Nope, needed to get back home...my mom was watching the baby, who was due any minute for another feeding. I would be the responsible parent in this particular equation.

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2010 08:45 PM

they wereprobably all cracked out/drunk and when they hit your car they grabbed their crack bag panicked and ran off, never to be seen again.

the child became a ward of state.

C'EST LA VIE

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 08:46 PM

I would not be surprised.

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 08:50 PM

Some circumstantial evidence has surfaced since the horrible incidence.


Kitsa Feb 20th, 2010 09:00 PM

That kid looks more mentally with-it than this kid did. This kid sort of looked like the Jerry Maguire kid, minus about 100 IQ points.

Babs Feb 20th, 2010 09:08 PM



Didn't know you could get lower than that.

Colonel Flagg Feb 20th, 2010 10:58 PM

You can't make this crap up. People really are that brain-dead.

executioneer Feb 20th, 2010 11:09 PM

GUYS BONER IS MISSING

Colonel Flagg Feb 21st, 2010 01:22 AM

I thought you were joking. :(

executioneer Feb 21st, 2010 01:51 AM

oh man if only we hadn't wasted the ___ is missing choose your own adventure thing on the president of uganda :(

executioneer Feb 21st, 2010 01:52 AM

everyone watch the olympics and check the audiences for boner


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